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Bear breaks into Florida family's screen porch, drinks three White Claws

Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:06 pm
Posted by HenryParsons
Member since Aug 2018
1775 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:06 pm
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"He ate the fish food we had outside next to our fish tank and then proceeded to the bar," Faneite-Diglio told WESH-TV. "He took three White Claws, drank, and left very happy. His favorite flavor is mango and strawberry."




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Joseph said seeing the bear open the fridge spurred him to lock the doors of the house in case Tripod went looking for more snacks.

The family said the bear left after a few minutes, with the only damage being the stolen snacks and a hole in the screen.

"I was not scared because we know the bear really well. He lives here; we respect their habitat as much as we can," Faneite-Diglio said.


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Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
17211 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:13 pm to
That’s a bawr
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
46926 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:14 pm to
Florida Bear?
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10497 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:15 pm to
Someone needs to start a GoFundme to give that bear a prosthetic leg and help him get his diabetes under control before he loses another leg.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21008 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:22 pm to
Trashy arse bear
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:25 pm to
Redneck bear.
This post was edited on 9/5/23 at 1:26 pm
Posted by cdhorn28
Member since Sep 2016
702 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:30 pm to



That's ol' Ro-Bear trying to build a screen porch him
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
10701 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

"I was not scared because we know the bear really well. He lives here; we respect their habitat as much as we can," Faneite-Diglio said.


That's the kind of thinking that will get your a-hole ripped out three days after a bear's hibernation.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
19417 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:34 pm to
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
29981 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:35 pm to
It ain't raw without the Claw!
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
57609 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

He took three White Claws, drank, and left very happy. His favorite flavor is mango and strawberry.


Posted by Ten Bears
Florida
Member since Oct 2018
4254 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

Florida Bear?


Yep. Florida has always had bears. They even have a small season in a specific region of Elgin AFB.

But for some reason they have exploded in population, and they are all over Gulf Breeze.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8447 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

"I was not scared because we know the bear really well. He lives


I'll take things people say before getting mauled by a wild animal for $500 Alex
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83478 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

they are all over Gulf Breeze.



swimming in the gulf around Destin
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
39843 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:38 pm to
Cocaine bears and now cannibal bears. This is new world we live in.
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
1726 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:40 pm to
Last time I drank 3 White Claws, I also started committing breaking-and-entering crimes in the state of Florida.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130445 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:45 pm to
Sounds like he was the Bear-er of Bad Booze





I'll see myself out
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
18457 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

Yep. Florida has always had bears.


quote:

Ten Bears


Definitely checks out.
Posted by yccsmf
Member since Apr 2013
550 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 2:08 pm to
Just getting a little trouble bruin.


Probably should’ve kept that to myself…
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130445 posts
Posted on 9/5/23 at 2:21 pm to
It was a very Grizzly scene
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