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Bear breaks into Florida family's screen porch, drinks three White Claws
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:06 pm
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:06 pm
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"He ate the fish food we had outside next to our fish tank and then proceeded to the bar," Faneite-Diglio told WESH-TV. "He took three White Claws, drank, and left very happy. His favorite flavor is mango and strawberry."

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Joseph said seeing the bear open the fridge spurred him to lock the doors of the house in case Tripod went looking for more snacks.
The family said the bear left after a few minutes, with the only damage being the stolen snacks and a hole in the screen.
"I was not scared because we know the bear really well. He lives here; we respect their habitat as much as we can," Faneite-Diglio said.
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Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:15 pm to HenryParsons
Someone needs to start a GoFundme to give that bear a prosthetic leg and help him get his diabetes under control before he loses another leg.
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:25 pm to HenryParsons
Redneck bear.
This post was edited on 9/5/23 at 1:26 pm
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:30 pm to HenryParsons

That's ol' Ro-Bear trying to build a screen porch him
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:34 pm to HenryParsons
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"I was not scared because we know the bear really well. He lives here; we respect their habitat as much as we can," Faneite-Diglio said.
That's the kind of thinking that will get your a-hole ripped out three days after a bear's hibernation.
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:35 pm to HenryParsons
It ain't raw without the Claw!
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:36 pm to HenryParsons
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He took three White Claws, drank, and left very happy. His favorite flavor is mango and strawberry.

Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:36 pm to VADawg
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Florida Bear?
Yep. Florida has always had bears. They even have a small season in a specific region of Elgin AFB.
But for some reason they have exploded in population, and they are all over Gulf Breeze.
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:37 pm to HenryParsons
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"I was not scared because we know the bear really well. He lives
I'll take things people say before getting mauled by a wild animal for $500 Alex
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:38 pm to Ten Bears
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they are all over Gulf Breeze.
swimming in the gulf around Destin
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:38 pm to HenryParsons
Cocaine bears and now cannibal bears. This is new world we live in.
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:40 pm to HenryParsons
Last time I drank 3 White Claws, I also started committing breaking-and-entering crimes in the state of Florida.
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:45 pm to HenryParsons
Sounds like he was the Bear-er of Bad Booze
I'll see myself out
I'll see myself out
Posted on 9/5/23 at 1:48 pm to Ten Bears
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Yep. Florida has always had bears.
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Ten Bears
Definitely checks out.
Posted on 9/5/23 at 2:08 pm to fr33manator
Just getting a little trouble bruin.
Probably should’ve kept that to myself…
Probably should’ve kept that to myself…
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