South Parks war on TP, what gives

They make fun of everyone, why not make fun of fancy toilets and toilet paper usage at the same time?

I didn’t realize how lopsided toilet paper usage was globally until I saw that episode.

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I'm always amazed at the grocery stores, when I see somebody buying a pack of TP that fills their whole cart.
What the hell are they doing with it?

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Wiping their asses?

Maybe it’s cheaper than buying Kleenex if you’re sick a lot or they’ve found other uses for it? Probably just a bunch of morons...idk

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Wiping their asses?

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I guess it's possible, but there's 3 people at our house, and we won't even use 8 rolls in a month.
In my bathroom, a roll will last 2 weeks.

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In my bathroom, a roll will last 2 weeks
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Username should be dingleberry

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this is unnatural

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I guess it's possible, but there's 3 people at our house, and we won't even use 8 rolls in a month. In my bathroom, a roll will last 2 weeks.

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Do you know how often the people you see in the store are buying TP?

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You are one constipated family. Gross. Your shite must smell like dead people.

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I'm pretty regular. Once every morning and I'm done.
I don't spend much time in the bathroom, or stuffing myself with crap arse food, the way that most people do.
A lot of crap in, a lot of crap out, that's how most Americans live nowadays.

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Some women use tp as a panty liner.

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Origami lower lip liner?

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I'm always amazed at the grocery stores, when I see somebody buying a pack of TP that fills their whole cart.
What the hell are they doing with it?

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We put it on a shelf and don't have to buy TP again until about 6 months later. (Family of 4)

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South Parks war on TP, what gives
Anyone else see the episode “Japanese Toilets” they really went after the TP industry.

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As mentioned they do make fun of everyone and everything, but yeah they did go extra hard on TP and for good reason IMO. It's wasteful and gross, and it has zero advantages over a bidet. The only reasons we use TP are habit and marketing.