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New young adult Star Wars spin-off novel 'Padawan' suggest that Obi-Wan Kenobi is bisexual
Posted on 8/1/22 at 10:54 am
Posted on 8/1/22 at 10:54 am
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The extract is from the spin-off novel 'Star Wars Padawan' by Kiersten White, published by Disney Books
Young fans have been whipped into a frenzy, believing that this means Obi-Wan would be open to kissing a man
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According to Disney Books' description of the novel, it includes: 'Romantic complications, startling revelations, and a looming threat to both the planet and his new friends will bring Obi-Wan face-to-face with his worst fear: that maybe he was never supposed to be a Jedi at all.'
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In one ambiguous scene in the book - published by Disney-Lucasfilm Press - Obi-Wan speaks to another teen Casul about the idea of kissing another boy, while also showing signs of his pious Jedi beliefs.
Casul says: 'Not many choices around here. I don't think love is in my future, either, and I'm fine with that. As long as I have the Power to keep my family safe, that's enough for me.
'Though I will admit I've been curious about kissing and why Audj and Zae-Brii enjoy it so much. So if you're ever curious, too, let me know.'
The novel, published last week, then continues: 'Obi-Wan blushed. 'I will. Let you know, I mean. Not that I will do that, right now, with you. Or anyone.'
'Would he ever get to a point where kissing someone felt like anything less than a betrayal of himself and the Jedi? And if he did get to that point, who would he want to kiss? The Lenahrans were confident and charismatic, which was attractive.
'But he couldn't imagine just … kissing any of them. Maybe he didn't want to be with any of them but rather to be more like each of them. Or maybe he wanted to kiss all of them.'
Disney just can’t help themselves
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Posted on 8/1/22 at 10:55 am to SPEEDY
If you're not gay, you're not normal.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 10:56 am to SPEEDY
Given that Jedi were cloistered from society to a degree and had kids inducted into the program as soon as they were identified, it comes off far worse IMHO.
That Chappelle Show skit about Vader being sexually abused by the Jedi Masters seems a lot harsher in hindsight.
That Chappelle Show skit about Vader being sexually abused by the Jedi Masters seems a lot harsher in hindsight.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 10:56 am to SPEEDY
Just about everything Disney touches lately turns out to be a complete shite show.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 11:00 am to SPEEDY
They should go back and insert drag queen jedi story time instead of Yoda lightsaber training with the younglings.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 11:02 am to SPEEDY
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Obi-Wan Kenobi is bisexual

Posted on 8/1/22 at 11:02 am to SPEEDY
Not the first un-heterosexual SW character-


This post was edited on 8/1/22 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 8/1/22 at 11:03 am to SPEEDY
finally
I was wondering when the rest of the world would realize his character was gay
I was wondering when the rest of the world would realize his character was gay
Posted on 8/1/22 at 11:04 am to SPEEDY
"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy", Obi-Wan said with a knowing smile
Posted on 8/1/22 at 11:05 am to SPEEDY
I really don't give a shite.
The Jedi are stupid anyway. Going into lifelong exile because you lost a battle? What kind of dumbassery is that even?
The Jedi are stupid anyway. Going into lifelong exile because you lost a battle? What kind of dumbassery is that even?
Posted on 8/1/22 at 11:05 am to SPEEDY
This just in:
“Obi Wan likes to touch penis!”
Now you can enjoy Star Wars more!
“Obi Wan likes to touch penis!”
Now you can enjoy Star Wars more!
Posted on 8/1/22 at 11:05 am to SPEEDY
Hopefully he gets the buttpox from his fudge wars.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 11:06 am to SPEEDY
The slow roll grooming and normalization of deviant behavior using existing, well known characters. Evil people.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 11:06 am to SPEEDY
Wonder during his time in obscurity on Tatooine if he had any relations with the Tuskan Raiders, aka sand people? Either way, it had to be rough.
Do they allow the usage of the term “sand people” anymore? Rey may consider it racist.
Do they allow the usage of the term “sand people” anymore? Rey may consider it racist.
Posted on 8/1/22 at 11:06 am to SPEEDY
Palpatine was a muslim tranny.
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