re: Les Miles hires Chevis Jackson as DB coach at Kansas

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Dexter Blackmon to lead the shadow staff

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One of the GOAT threads on the RB:

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Everyone was anxiously awaiting a rumored commitment. When it came, no one had ever heard of this guy, not even recruiting analysts. There was no film. A few true believer posters tried to argue that there were no video cameras in Selma. It was a poor school, hence no film. When it came NSD, he didn’t sign. People began to openly doubt his existence. Threads were made asking if he had been seen before in public.

He eventually ended up at Arkansas State.

the "no camcorders in Selma" was one of the greatest running jokes in the history of thi ssite

that thread is hilarious just reading all the random names from recruiting past

Sam "motherfricking" Gibson

hell they're talking about TM7 before we knew what he really was

then there are people i'm not sure if they're made up or not

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We are "in" on 4* DT Richard Ash from Pahokee

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I think we still get Michael Taylor along with Storm.

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I like Corvin Lamb. If things don't work with Lache.

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oh, and the legend of Christine Michael was born on this board. that dude was perplexing as a recruit and perplexed the NFL for almost a decade

I was just glad we got Michael Ford in 2009. GOAT biceps


Jhyrhyn Taylor defensive assistant

You mean Defensive Coordinator/Fight Coordinator. Kuale could frick some people up.

EJ Kuale always reminded me of the bad guy in the Jim Belushi movie The Principal.

I did see Kuale almost decapitate a friend of mine at JL's one night over a misunderstanding of if my friend was trying to pick a fight with a bartender. It was a bunch of us just messing around in the bar and it went from 0 to life threatening in about 3 seconds.

When does Keith Zinger get the call for TE’s coach?

Man you should have seen Ali Highsmith quoting Joyce in the Quad. He rattled off Molly Bloom's soliloquy at the end of Ulysses like it was nothing. Derek Dooley was so moved he took us, Alley, Jamarcus, Barrington Edwards (who was visiting) and myself to Pluckers. Afterwards, I watched Alley and Ali take turns on a LSU soccer player named Kelly while Jamarcus and I played NCAA. Barrington masturbated in a corner while he was on the phone with Lavelle Hawkins.

Reading that reminds me of the time I saw Marlon Favorite at the store in the Pentagon right by the Indian Mounds. He grabbed every 100 Grand candy bar in the place, and then told the clerk he had no money, but to put it on Ross Neltner's account. And wow was Ross angry. I saw him later after we played tummy sticks together in Long Fieldhouse after his Community and Aging class. He was so angry that he was thinking about transferring to Vanderbilt. I tried to prevent him from leaving by persuading Kelly, the LSU soccer player, into giving him an Eskimo Trebuchet. But Ross was so dyspeptic on account of eating cumin beef earlier that day that he farted on her while her nose was in his butthole, ending the Trebuchet and Ross's career at LSU. I, and LSU, were bested by Marlon Favorite that day.