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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:55 pm to
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

Does his wife qualify as a legit WYHI??



Not even close

Although usually chicks are too hot to qualify for a legit WYHI. She has the opposite problem
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 3/14/14 at 1:07 pm to
If by my hitting it the last books would all come out in the next year, I would reluctantly fall on that grenade for the good of all.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 3/14/14 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

If by my hitting it the last books would all come out in the next year, I would reluctantly fall on that grenade for the good of all.

You'd take one for the team??

I'm curious as to why his wife doesn't get pissed at him for not having the books out sooner. I'd do what Cosmo suggested and tie him up in his computer room, and only feed him salads until he finishes the series.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35690 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 1:43 pm to
That's a sweet sentiment, PT, but I don't see how any male could achieve much less maintain.
Posted by Finkle is Einhorn
Member since Sep 2011
4393 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 1:45 pm to
Episode 5 will be titled "First of His Name"
This post was edited on 3/14/14 at 1:46 pm
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 1:46 pm to
And the opposite for me...ewww I'd never frick GRRM to finish the series early/in the next year , unless y'all pooled your OT baller salaries together and gave me at least $1M to do it. And even then, I think it would take him a good 8 more years to finish the series.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 3/14/14 at 1:55 pm to
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I serve the realm.


If serving the realm meant fricking that beast of a woman.. the realm can go straight to the 7 Hells.
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 3/14/14 at 2:15 pm to
I wouldnt bang her with Joffrey's dick.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
118584 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 2:20 pm to
I don't think his works. I wouldn't bang her with your dick.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 2:26 pm to
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
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Posted on 3/14/14 at 3:00 pm to
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 3/14/14 at 3:18 pm to
Too late for that. Plus, I am pretty damn awesome already.
Posted by Josh Fenderman
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Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 3/14/14 at 3:48 pm to
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Not going to lie, but his scenes in the books give me bad mental images of what he does in his spare time.

I can't help but think the same things when reading. Makes me want to skip those parts.
Posted by Gugich22
Who Dat Nation
Member since Jan 2006
27834 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

Not going to lie, but his scenes in the books give me bad mental images of what he does in his spare time.

I can't help but think the same things when reading. Makes me want to skip those parts.





Exactly what I think about....I feel like he has a stiffy when writing those scenes....

Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 4:43 pm to
Eww and what he's tried himself that he's written about .
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 3/14/14 at 4:47 pm to
Im just hoping he doesnt get arrested for kiddie porn before finishing the series.

Though prison would provide him ample time to write...
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 4:48 pm to
Yeah well is GRRM creepier than THIS?!

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PIkOapBitew/UeAtJWJ1UXI/AAAAAAAACuc/WqfmwoBRYY4/s1600/std-1.png

This post was edited on 3/14/14 at 4:54 pm
Posted by Gugich22
Who Dat Nation
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27834 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 4:50 pm to
I wouldn't mind getting caught up in that web...
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
124639 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 4:52 pm to
I think the Ser Arys-Arianne scene in his original copy probably had to be unglued by the editors.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 5:02 pm to
Don't the Others allegedly have ice spiders??

So don't rule that out as a possibility!!
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