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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

Posted on 3/13/14 at 1:14 pm to
Posted by Josh Fenderman
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Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 3/13/14 at 1:14 pm to
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Can somebody please strap this fat frick to a chair and make him finish the damn book?

Does Kathy Bates read ASOIAF?
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 3/13/14 at 1:48 pm to
And only give him food once a day. Ideally a salad.
Posted by Snatchy
Member since Nov 2009
3281 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:10 am to
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Kathy Bates



GRRM and her would actually make a cute couple.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:17 am to
Pics of Parris Martin:

"Parris-Life and Times"



Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:22 am to
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Hugo is actually an agent for the Hodors and is working to ensure that the Hodors know who to spoil when the time comes.

Hes been plotting for years and is waiting patiently. Its not a coincidence that Varys is his avatar pic

I serve the realm.
Posted by Snatchy
Member since Nov 2009
3281 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:41 am to



This needs to go to the Fark Board for a Kathy Bates head switcharoo and a "soon" caption.
Posted by Korin
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Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:47 am to
I wonder how low her tits are now.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:50 am to
She kind of does look like George got a sex change.
Posted by Gugich22
Who Dat Nation
Member since Jan 2006
27710 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:31 am to
GRRM is such a grotesque human being...

Am I the only one who gets the quivers whenever reading about "wetness" or any sex scene in the books?
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
15736 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:40 am to


No wonder GRRM writes so many sex scenes. Hes trying to forget who he pokes on
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:43 am to
Aw frick it, I would. #YOLO
Posted by BloodSweat&Beers
One Particular Harbor, Fl
Member since Jan 2012
9153 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

Aw frick it, I would. #YOLO


Makes me want to vomit and laugh at the same time.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:20 pm to
Does his wife qualify as a legit WYHI??
Posted by FalseProphet
Mecca
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Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:26 pm to
frick no.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:36 pm to
Not going to lie, but his scenes in the books give me bad mental images of what he does in his spare time.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

Does his wife qualify as a legit WYHI??


I'd rather frick a 300 pound chick than her.
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
15736 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

Does his wife qualify as a legit WYHI??



Not even close

Although usually chicks are too hot to qualify for a legit WYHI. She has the opposite problem
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98661 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 1:07 pm to
If by my hitting it the last books would all come out in the next year, I would reluctantly fall on that grenade for the good of all.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 1:26 pm to
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If by my hitting it the last books would all come out in the next year, I would reluctantly fall on that grenade for the good of all.

You'd take one for the team??

I'm curious as to why his wife doesn't get pissed at him for not having the books out sooner. I'd do what Cosmo suggested and tie him up in his computer room, and only feed him salads until he finishes the series.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33139 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 1:43 pm to
That's a sweet sentiment, PT, but I don't see how any male could achieve much less maintain.
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