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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS
Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:55 pm to ladytiger118
Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:55 pm to ladytiger118
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Does his wife qualify as a legit WYHI??
Not even close
Although usually chicks are too hot to qualify for a legit WYHI. She has the opposite problem
Posted on 3/14/14 at 1:07 pm to ladytiger118
If by my hitting it the last books would all come out in the next year, I would reluctantly fall on that grenade for the good of all.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 1:26 pm to PsychTiger
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If by my hitting it the last books would all come out in the next year, I would reluctantly fall on that grenade for the good of all.
You'd take one for the team??
I'm curious as to why his wife doesn't get pissed at him for not having the books out sooner. I'd do what Cosmo suggested and tie him up in his computer room, and only feed him salads until he finishes the series.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 1:43 pm to PsychTiger
That's a sweet sentiment, PT, but I don't see how any male could achieve much less maintain. 
Posted on 3/14/14 at 1:45 pm to ladytiger118
Episode 5 will be titled "First of His Name"
This post was edited on 3/14/14 at 1:46 pm
Posted on 3/14/14 at 1:46 pm to 19
And the opposite for me...ewww I'd never frick GRRM to finish the series early/in the next year
, unless y'all pooled your OT baller salaries together and gave me at least $1M to do it. And even then, I think it would take him a good 8 more years to finish the series. 
Posted on 3/14/14 at 1:55 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
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I serve the realm.
If serving the realm meant fricking that beast of a woman.. the realm can go straight to the 7 Hells.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 2:15 pm to glassman
I wouldnt bang her with Joffrey's dick.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 2:20 pm to Cosmo
I don't think his works. I wouldn't bang her with your dick. 
Posted on 3/14/14 at 3:18 pm to Cosmo
Too late for that. Plus, I am pretty damn awesome already.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 3:48 pm to ladytiger118
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Not going to lie, but his scenes in the books give me bad mental images of what he does in his spare time.
I can't help but think the same things when reading. Makes me want to skip those parts.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 4:01 pm to Josh Fenderman
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Not going to lie, but his scenes in the books give me bad mental images of what he does in his spare time.
I can't help but think the same things when reading. Makes me want to skip those parts.
Exactly what I think about....I feel like he has a stiffy when writing those scenes....
Posted on 3/14/14 at 4:43 pm to Gugich22
Eww
and what he's tried himself that he's written about
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Posted on 3/14/14 at 4:47 pm to ladytiger118
Im just hoping he doesnt get arrested for kiddie porn before finishing the series.
Though prison would provide him ample time to write...
Though prison would provide him ample time to write...
Posted on 3/14/14 at 4:48 pm to ladytiger118
Yeah well is GRRM creepier than THIS?!
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PIkOapBitew/UeAtJWJ1UXI/AAAAAAAACuc/WqfmwoBRYY4/s1600/std-1.png
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PIkOapBitew/UeAtJWJ1UXI/AAAAAAAACuc/WqfmwoBRYY4/s1600/std-1.png
This post was edited on 3/14/14 at 4:54 pm
Posted on 3/14/14 at 4:50 pm to Korin
I wouldn't mind getting caught up in that web...
Posted on 3/14/14 at 4:52 pm to ladytiger118
I think the Ser Arys-Arianne scene in his original copy probably had to be unglued by the editors.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 5:02 pm to Korin
Don't the Others allegedly have ice spiders??
So don't rule that out as a possibility!!
So don't rule that out as a possibility!!
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