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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

Posted on 3/13/14 at 11:35 am to
Posted by Finkle is Einhorn
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 3/13/14 at 11:35 am to
Bear in mind that this is just an abridged version of stuff he wrote last year between working on TWoW and other things. The abridgement, I suspect, probably took him all of a few hours.

So I don't think this held up any tWoW progress
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 3/13/14 at 11:44 am to
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So I don't think this held up any tWoW progress


Not unless he's in the kitchen making all 70 courses from Joffrey's wedding and testing them out for yet another ASOIAF cookbook.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 3/13/14 at 11:47 am to
Can somebody please strap this fat frick to a chair and make him finish the damn book?
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 3/13/14 at 11:52 am to
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How is Hugo going to make sure that Hodors don't spoil it for us?




Hugo is actually an agent for the Hodors and is working to ensure that the Hodors know who to spoil when the time comes.

Hes been plotting for years and is waiting patiently. Its not a coincidence that Varys is his avatar pic
Posted by Josh Fenderman
Ron Don Volante's PlayPen
Member since Jul 2011
7065 posts
Posted on 3/13/14 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

Can somebody please strap this fat frick to a chair and make him finish the damn book?

Does Kathy Bates read ASOIAF?
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 3/13/14 at 1:48 pm to
And only give him food once a day. Ideally a salad.
Posted by Snatchy
Member since Nov 2009
3281 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:10 am to
quote:

Kathy Bates



GRRM and her would actually make a cute couple.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:17 am to
Pics of Parris Martin:

"Parris-Life and Times"



Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:22 am to
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Hugo is actually an agent for the Hodors and is working to ensure that the Hodors know who to spoil when the time comes.

Hes been plotting for years and is waiting patiently. Its not a coincidence that Varys is his avatar pic

I serve the realm.
Posted by Snatchy
Member since Nov 2009
3281 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:41 am to



This needs to go to the Fark Board for a Kathy Bates head switcharoo and a "soon" caption.
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:47 am to
I wonder how low her tits are now.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:50 am to
She kind of does look like George got a sex change.
Posted by Gugich22
Who Dat Nation
Member since Jan 2006
27834 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:31 am to
GRRM is such a grotesque human being...

Am I the only one who gets the quivers whenever reading about "wetness" or any sex scene in the books?
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
16119 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:40 am to


No wonder GRRM writes so many sex scenes. Hes trying to forget who he pokes on
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:43 am to
Aw frick it, I would. #YOLO
Posted by BloodSweat&Beers
One Particular Harbor, Fl
Member since Jan 2012
9153 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:15 pm to
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Aw frick it, I would. #YOLO


Makes me want to vomit and laugh at the same time.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:20 pm to
Does his wife qualify as a legit WYHI??
Posted by FalseProphet
Mecca
Member since Dec 2011
11723 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:26 pm to
frick no.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:36 pm to
Not going to lie, but his scenes in the books give me bad mental images of what he does in his spare time.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:44 pm to
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Does his wife qualify as a legit WYHI??


I'd rather frick a 300 pound chick than her.
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