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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS
Posted on 3/13/14 at 11:35 am to 19
Posted on 3/13/14 at 11:35 am to 19
Bear in mind that this is just an abridged version of stuff he wrote last year between working on TWoW and other things. The abridgement, I suspect, probably took him all of a few hours.
So I don't think this held up any tWoW progress
So I don't think this held up any tWoW progress
Posted on 3/13/14 at 11:44 am to Finkle is Einhorn
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So I don't think this held up any tWoW progress
Not unless he's in the kitchen making all 70 courses from Joffrey's wedding and testing them out for yet another ASOIAF cookbook.
Posted on 3/13/14 at 11:47 am to ladytiger118
Can somebody please strap this fat frick to a chair and make him finish the damn book?
Posted on 3/13/14 at 11:52 am to ladytiger118
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How is Hugo going to make sure that Hodors don't spoil it for us?
Hugo is actually an agent for the Hodors and is working to ensure that the Hodors know who to spoil when the time comes.
Hes been plotting for years and is waiting patiently. Its not a coincidence that Varys is his avatar pic
Posted on 3/13/14 at 1:14 pm to Cosmo
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Can somebody please strap this fat frick to a chair and make him finish the damn book?
Does Kathy Bates read ASOIAF?
Posted on 3/13/14 at 1:48 pm to Cosmo
And only give him food once a day. Ideally a salad. 
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:10 am to Josh Fenderman
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Kathy Bates
GRRM and her would actually make a cute couple.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:17 am to Snatchy
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:22 am to Cockopotamus
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Hugo is actually an agent for the Hodors and is working to ensure that the Hodors know who to spoil when the time comes.
Hes been plotting for years and is waiting patiently. Its not a coincidence that Varys is his avatar pic
I serve the realm.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:41 am to ladytiger118
This needs to go to the Fark Board for a Kathy Bates head switcharoo and a "soon" caption.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:47 am to Snatchy
I wonder how low her tits are now.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:50 am to ladytiger118
She kind of does look like George got a sex change.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:31 am to OMLandshark
GRRM is such a grotesque human being...
Am I the only one who gets the quivers whenever reading about "wetness" or any sex scene in the books?
Am I the only one who gets the quivers whenever reading about "wetness" or any sex scene in the books?
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:40 am to ladytiger118
No wonder GRRM writes so many sex scenes. Hes trying to forget who he pokes on
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:43 am to Cockopotamus
Aw frick it, I would. #YOLO 
Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:15 pm to Korin
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Aw frick it, I would. #YOLO
Makes me want to vomit and laugh at the same time.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:20 pm to Korin
Does his wife qualify as a legit WYHI??
Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:36 pm to Gugich22
Not going to lie, but his scenes in the books give me bad mental images of what he does in his spare time.

Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:44 pm to ladytiger118
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Does his wife qualify as a legit WYHI??
I'd rather frick a 300 pound chick than her.
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