So my buddy Kalunda (not his real name) stopped my last night to return my Tivo and borrow some toilet paper. We hadn't chatted in a while so we grabbed a few beers and headed out to the back patio.

He said that his new girlfriend (some hottie he met at Whole Foods) has a 9-year old and she is ready to give him "the talk". And she wants the K-man to help her give the little boy "the talk".

He thinks that 9-years old is too young for the talk and he seems really nervous about being involved, especially since he hasn't even bagged this chick yet.

I told him to keep it simple and not to get too technical. I told him to give the little kids the basics and let the boy ask questions to get more details. If the kids wants to know more, he will ask.

How did you get "the talk" from your parents? How old were you?

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LSU fan 246•166 months

my mom simply told me "dont come home with a kid"

that was it

When in Rome•166 months

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my mom simply told me "dont come home with a kid"

Samesies :lol:

WoWyHi•166 months

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my mom simply told me "dont come home with a kid"

:rotflmao:

Geauxtiga•166 months

I accidently walked in on 'em.

GRTiger•166 months

My dad just hid his porn collection in my closet and never said anything when they were always in a different order.

Ash Williams•166 months

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He thinks that 9-years old is too young for the talk and he seems really nervous about being involved, especially since he hasn't even bagged this chick yet.

he should tell her he needs to study up before giving the talk

9 years old is really young, but i guess kids are getting into that shite younger and younger these days

my dad tried to give me the talk when i was 16, i quickly informed him that movies and television already did the job years earlier

HurricaneDunc•166 months

My mom offered to talk to me and draw me pictures. :casty: I declined

ksayetiger•166 months

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How did you get "the talk" from your parents?

i actually got it from my first serious girlfriends mother. it was about a 15 minute conversation that basically consisted of "if you put your dick in my daughter i will kill you"

oh yeah- that's the girl i lost my virginity to :lol:

whit•166 months

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Kalunda

Out of all the fake names you could pick, you picked that one?!?

:rotflmao:

Volvagia•166 months

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whit

Noob

SG_Geaux•166 months

When I was like 11 or 12 my mom brought a book home form the library and had me read it

yankeeundercover•166 months

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Out of all the fake names you could pick, you picked that one?!?

you must be new here.

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LSUzealot•166 months

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So my buddy Kalunda (not his real name) stopped my last night to return my Tivo and borrow some toilet paper. We hadn't chatted in a while so we grabbed a few beers and headed out to the back patio.

:lol:

urinetrouble•166 months

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Kalunda (not his real name)

What is the deal with this?

ZZTIGERS•166 months

I didn't.

lsusteve1•166 months

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How did you get "the talk" from your parents?

Never did....

But I highly suggest the class at Woman's Hospital......my son thanked me after taking it.

Volvagia•166 months

My father slipped a "Whats happening to my body" book under the door when I was like 11.

:lol:

yankeeundercover•166 months

I don't think he should be involved.

I mean, that 9-year old will forever remember hearing about sex from some dude who was trying to plow his mom.

And 9 is what, 3rd grade? Too young... But then again, kids these days are subjected to a lot more sex in everyday life (media, news, tv, video games, etc...)

Fight4LSU•166 months

I didn't, that's what friends in middle school and scrambled playboy channels were for.

el Gaucho•166 months

I was raised by wolves

Ash Williams•166 months

i like how this is already a "Topic of Interest" at the bottom of the page

heatom2•166 months

My dad said he wanted to talk to me about sex and I asked him what he wanted to know.

TchoupitoulasTiger•166 months

Never got a talk. Anything having to do with sex began with "when the sperm and egg unite". And my parents wonder why they don't have grandchildren.

King•166 months

I was dry humping girls and the ground to the point of orgasm by kindergarten

Akit1•166 months

5th grade. Couldn't stop cringing as my mom described each step like a doctor.

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PRK•166 months

My parents paid good money for me to learn that shite in Catholic school.

Cajun Revolution•166 months

Just found out from kids at school really. I think that's pretty natural. My parents chose not to scar my childhood

SlowFlowPro•166 months

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How did you get "the talk" from your parents?

my mom bought a video "where did i come from?" that explained everything in detail

my dad tried to talk to me about it directly

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How old were you?

mom: 6
dad: like 20

LSU fan 246•166 months

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dad: like 20

wtf :lol:

SlowFlowPro•166 months

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wtf

yeah it was one of those moments you can't forget

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