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NASCAR Danica Patrick is getting over her break-up with Aaron Rodgers by going to the lake.
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NASCAR Danica Patrick is getting over her break-up with Aaron Rodgers by going to the lake...
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The front of the boat was where you could find me today.

Learned that from my mermaid bestie @stephalvorson! Since I love movie lines, of course when Greg hit the throttle I opened my arms wide and said, “I’m flying!” #jackandroseforever


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H I McDunnough43 months
She is the definition of mediocre and that’s being generous.
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conman43 months
For sale. Looking for a sponsor or American Express charge privileges. Platinum preferred.
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Tigersonfire43 months
Midget with no body who cares.
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AustinKnight43 months
I’m quite the fan of her. Cute as hell
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lsuohiofan43 months
What else is she going to do?
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Paradiddler43 months
The body of a 12 year old boy, albeit a fit one - no thanks
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luciouslou43 months
damn, he's fine
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Jag_Warrior43 months
*lmao*
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ALA226243 months
"somewhere in the U.S."? Obviously Lake Havasu in Arizona.
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AZBadgerFan43 months
That is Bartlett Lake, about 20 miles from her house in Scottsdale. Definitely not Lake Havasu.
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sportjunkie6943 months
At least she'll get to have sex now.
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Jag_Warrior42 months
Yep. As long as she keeps fresh Duracels in the nightstand.
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Skinny43 months
Go Danica! Love her body. Her feet are incredible. Rodgers you fool.
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JackieTreehorn43 months
Bewildered at people who fawn over her.
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Tiger in Texas43 months
Face is getting older...her popularity (mostly undeserved) is fading away too...
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She ain't all that.
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blueboy43 months
What's the lesbian equivalent of a twink? That.
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Trumansfangs43 months
She needs a better skipper.
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ConfusedHawgInMO43 months
still would
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UTprideofTX43 months
100% lesbian
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Had she ever won a race in her entire life? I feel like she never did.
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Obtuse143 months
Your feels are wrong.
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Jag_Warrior43 months
Sorta kinda. But only one pro win in almost 20 years of pro racing. Castroneves' car mysteriously ran out of gas (for about three seconds) and he let her win an IRL race in Japan. Funny thing was, once she was past, his car picked right back up again. *lol*
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Bamafan2443 months
tiny bikini lol...she about as petite as they come and its not like she needs a lot of material to cover up.
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caliegeaux43 months
would give her her first checkered flag.............pole
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