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She wanted to swim. They warned her, but did she listen? Nooooooooooooooooooo...
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Her husband said the couple had been visiting Hawaii from California for the past three weeks and was in the Aloha State when the pup was born.

'[We] saw the pup at Kaimana immediately after it was born,' he reportedly told DLNR. 'We’ve read all the safe viewing signs and abide by them. These seals swam up behind her and she was not aware of them...I believe all of the commotion on the beach likely added to her frustration.

'There is no one to blame here. All my wife did was go swimming and she happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

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csorre121 months
Woman doesn't listen, claims consequences are no ones fault. More of this shocking story at 8.
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Parrish_Dawg21 months
Certainly not her fault, right?
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JackieTreehorn21 months
LOL If she dies, she dies.
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Ace Midnight21 months
Freakin' hoeles. :casty:
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Ace Midnight21 months
*edit* haoles
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idlewatcher21 months
lol
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nismosao21 months
At 1:06, you can clearly see the sign showing the dangers. Why do we rescue idiots like this? "Oh, she was just going for a swim"
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JawjaTigah21 months
Darwin Award?
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CanebreakCajun21 months
Read the fricking signs you stupid. entitled bitch.
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BLG21 months
her husband said they saw the signs. She apparently felt it didn't apply to her
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jeff7012121 months
Dumbmass...LOL
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SomeLSUguy21 months
I want to know more about the man who had has hand cut off with a sword....
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Bayou Brat21 months
Did you see his severed hand on the ground? Hard to see though because it's so dark.
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olgoi khorkhoi21 months
They buried the lead on that one
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Pepperoni21 months
What a moron.
Turns out she is a teacher from California.
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KAGTASTIC21 months
And she keeps swimming instead of trying to get to shore to her husband who is recording. She thought she would out swim their interest I guess. not sure what to think about him doing that and not trying to help her. and these dumbasses still found no fault in what she did. Californians are dumbasses.
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LSUintheNW21 months
You think she listens to her husband? Lol

Build a wall around CA!
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C21 months
Loose seal!
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Lynxrufus201221 months
Her fate was nearly sealed.
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DoubleDown21 months
This wins.
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3down1021 months
You're just being seally.
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denvertiger21 months
Nice work
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Skinny21 months
Hawaiian broadcasters law. All members of the media must wear a Hawaiian shirt when reporting the news.
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DoubleDown21 months
Damn, I'd try and throw as hard of punches to the nose as I could. Probably easier said than done when a 500lb animal is wanting to bite the shite outta ya though.
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tWildcat21 months
The sign said no swimming but there is only so much a man can tell you, so much he can say.

It just wanted to give her a kiss from a rose by the gray.
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SWOK Sooner21 months
I'm sure the signs were mansplaining so she didn't have to pay attention to them
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Jay Quest21 months
Holy hell, she thought splashing water in its face would be a good defensive move.
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Odinson21 months
Bitten woman stated”what they’re going to do? Bite me?”
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Hangit21 months
Since she was told not to swim, by signs and lifeguards, does she win the Good Beachkeeping Seal of approval?
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