Rumor Is Auburn Superbooster Jimmy Rane Is Targeting This Legendary College Coach

He’s too big a pussy to walk into Sabans backyard. If he did, it will likely extend Nick’s stay by another 5 years.

lol “big game Bob” would shite the bed in every iron bowl

This is more of the same shite about how Malzahn is gone if he doesn’t do this. It would take him losing to A&M, LSU, UGA and Bama and losing one or two more to get him fired. We just aren’t going to pay a couch 20 mil or so to walk for winning 8 games and losing to a few top 5 teams.

No way Coach Choke could win the Iron Bowl.

He’s not coming to SEC and be Saban’s rival

"if the Tigers don’t win the Iron Bowl this year" Welcome aboard, Bob

His nick name would become "Bob Stoops to the toilet"

I doubt Stoops or Meyer want to live in Auburn, deal with meddling boosters or face Saban annually.

And what a idiotic time to start floating this. The team is 3-0, playing great defense, and are preparing for what could be a defining game for their season this week. How dumb. The guy has managed to win an SEC title and make it to another title game in this Saban era. How many other West teams have done that? Yep, zero.

Auburn is an “unusual” place.

Thanks Larry for giving this asshat clicks.

Gus's buyout LINK

Coaching the Dallas XFL team. Pretty easy gig compared to the shite show that Auburn would provide him.

Good god they didn’t learn a thing from Jetgate.

BGB is making about $20k per week in interest and dividends, without touching his principal. Alabama told their biggest booster to frick off, and returned his money, when he wanted to be in charge. What will Auburn do?

BGB is too smart to take the AU job, if there was a job opening.

BGB does not want to coach in the SEC

I didn’t know yella fella was the richest dude in Alabama. What about that old money, old Mobile family that I will not mention out of respect? I told all of you that kept on saying “Auburn is stuck with Gus because of his buyout” that Yella Wood would write that check in a heartbeat and not bat an eye.

UGA whips Auburn so much that it's hard for me to hate them. That is a problem that hiring Stoops would solve no matter how much the Dawgs dominate the barners.

4-0. How ya' like me now Jimmy!?