U.S. Track Runner Blames A Burrito For Testing Positive For Banned Substance

Can relate. My wife banned me from the bedroom after a bad burrito once.

So after reading the whole story, with the pig offal and all, I actually believe her.

These articles read like an 8th grader wrote them.

Those burritos might give you some bad gas but I don’t know about making you test positive for bannned substances.

That must have been one bad burrito.

this is like when those Clemson players tested posi for PED's. And claimed it was in their pre workout lmao.

That face looks like she's shitting the burrito.

She could identify as a Trans-burrito and get back in.

I’d give her a burrito...

I have tested positive for explosive diarrhea after downing a few of their burritos

But guys that think they are girls are allowed to run in the same race???

it sounds so stupid that I believe her

Taco Bel better check its meat before thousands of liberal educated , white AMERICAN females become aggressive start marching in BLM parades and cursing police... Oh wait, think that's already happening huh?

Mexican UFC fighter Brandon Moreno tested positive for clenbuterol, and claimed it was from contaminated meat. USADA agreed, and cleared him.

Let's put this anabolic steroid in one of the burritos. What's the worst that could happen?

Attended the Bob Baffert School of bullshite.

Must have been one of those North Carolina A&T burritos.

Watch the documentary “Icarus” on Netflix