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Controversial Paraguayan swimmer Luana Alonso is kickstarting her post-athletic career by taking her talents to OnlyFans...
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The 20-year-old beauty -- who made headlines for reportedly being booted from the 2024 Olympics for sparking an "inappropriate atmosphere," which she later denied -- dropped the link to her profile a few days ago ... promising exclusive content for a hefty $35 a month.
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According to Daily Mail, Alonso hasn't dipped her toe into any nudity ... instead electing to keep it pretty PG-13.
Filed Under: Summer Olympics
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mpwilging•19 months
Looks like John Legends wife, and that's not a compliment
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ClientNumber9•19 months
Imagine paying $35 for non nude content. Hell, imagine paying $35 a month for porn in general.
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Rex Feral•19 months
$35 for PG13? Where's the bra section from 30 year old Sears catalog?
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TigerLunatik•19 months
We really are extremely loose with the word beauty these days.
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Wolfmanjack•19 months
Gonna have to show the goods to make that paper!
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Naked Bootleg•19 months
Especially with a face like that one
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morganwadefan•19 months
I believe she means $3.50
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thermal9221•19 months
She got the Selena Gomez Chrissy tiegen face.
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WM88•19 months
Butterface. I'm not able to figure out what looks so weird about her face
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Dingeaux•19 months
pg-13. who would pay for that?
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TigerFanatic99•19 months
For $35 a month she'd better be taking baseball bats up her cooch.
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Northshoretiger87•19 months
Crazy eyes. Nothing good will come of this.
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mpwilging•19 months
of an opinion of herself IMHO.
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StansberryRules•19 months
She's somehow 20 but looks more like a 55 year who's had massive plastic surgery trying to look 20 again.
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Jabontik•19 months
lol exactly
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molsusports•19 months
She's going for the daughter of Carrot Top aesthetic.
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mpwilging•19 months
Hope she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball, because she has far too high
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Play_Neck•19 months
who would've thunk it after the Olympics rumors and "retirement"
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FATBOY TIGER•19 months
Odd looking
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JackieTreehorn•19 months
Simps are the downfall of the planet.
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LSU Tiger Eyes•19 months
$35???? Hard Laugh! It's free day and night on Ocean Drive in South Beach and absolutely NOT PG Rated!
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TommyDaTiger•18 months
You can say that again!!!!
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LSU Tiger Eyes•19 months
$35???? Hard Laugh! It's free day and night on Ocean Drive in South Beach and absolutely NOT PG Rated!
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UnclePat76•19 months
She has the side face of a lady in her 40’s.
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UnclePat76•19 months
Wide
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