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Coomdaddy
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KY
Member since Aug 2017
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Annual Bidet Sale
When should I expect the annual bidet sale thread? Finishing a new construction in a week or two and had an outlet installed behind the toilet anticipating this thread.

**Update - BioBidet BB2000 is on its way!
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Hopeful Doc
LSU Fan
Member since Sep 2010
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re: Annual Bidet Sale
No idea when it goes on sale, but wife and I are happy with the Brondell Swash CL950.


I doubt there is enough brand to brand difference to justify a whole thread about one being best.

If I were going new construction, I probably would install a single unit instead of a seat. But I like the seat fine.


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Dam Guide
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Member since Sep 2005
13305 posts

re: Annual Bidet Sale
May not be one, they have been selling fast due to tp shortages this year. Bidetking.com usually has good deals and 10% off coupons.
This post was edited on 11/18 at 12:11 pm


rocket32484
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Member since Jan 2008
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re: Annual Bidet Sale
Don’t these things shoot cold water, unless you run a hot water line to your toilet? Who has a hot water line to their toilet? Who wants cold water up their butt? I’m confused.


bbrownso
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Member since Mar 2008
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re: Annual Bidet Sale
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Don’t these things shoot cold water, unless you run a hot water line to your toilet?

There are bidets that you plug in that heat up the water (i.e. the aforementioned Brondell Swash CL950).


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Do I need an electrical outlet?
Swash electronic bidet toilet seats do require an electrical outlet, operating on a standard 120 volts AC. You will need a three-prong GFCI grounded outlet (e.g., outlet with an internal safety breaker, common in kitchens and bathrooms). If your outlet is more than three and a half feet from the toilet, you will need a grounded extension cord to operate your unit. For those customers interested in installing a new outlet specifically for the Swash, the optimum location when facing your toilet fixture is to the right side of the fixture underneath the toilet tank. For more information, see the "INSTALLATION" tab on each product page.



Hu_Flung_Pu
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Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
19911 posts

re: Annual Bidet Sale
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Who wants cold water up their butt? I’m confused.


You get used to it and after getting swamp ass, it's amazing.


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BitBuster
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Lafayette
Member since Dec 2017
1056 posts

re: Annual Bidet Sale
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Who wants cold water up their butt?


Louisiana tap water is 80 degrees or more in the summer. The winter isn't below 70. It's NBD. You don't need a heated bidet in LA unless you like to pamper your ass.


Hopeful Doc
LSU Fan
Member since Sep 2010
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re: Annual Bidet Sale
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It's NBD. You don't need a heated bidet in LA unless you like to pamper your ass.


You’re probably fine without a heated bidet in LA.


If you haven’t experienced a heated toilet seat and a midnight pee light, though, you may be missing out on what a patient of mine recently referred to as, “like having all your birthdays all at once.”


Hulkklogan
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Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
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re: Annual Bidet Sale
We have Luxe brand bidet attachment.. it's $40 and works perfectly well. You get used to the cold water.

No more peanut butter shits or infinite wiping shits. A bidet is a massive game changer and I hate pooping anywhere but home. It's one of those things you forget how awesome it is until you don't have it.
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Dam Guide
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Nooga
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re: Annual Bidet Sale
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Don’t these things shoot cold water, unless you run a hot water line to your toilet? Who has a hot water line to their toilet? Who wants cold water up their butt? I’m confused.


I have an alpha jx that has infinite warm water, I don’t have cold water shooting up my butt. I occasionally shoot it up my wife’s butt though because she forgets to check the temp setting a lot and I made it habit to check every time. It stays set but I change it back to cold randomly, I don’t think she has caught on it is me doing it.

I always know when it gets her in the morning, it’s an unpleasant surprise.
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bluebarracuda
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re: Annual Bidet Sale
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You’re probably fine without a heated bidet in LA.


I honestly don't see how people use the heated bidet. I love the crisp water firing into my booty

The worst problem with a bidet... Once you get used to it, going poop without it is the fricking terrible. Being back in the office without it now sucks


OlGrandad
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re: Annual Bidet Sale
I bought two of these when the plague started and just before the great toilet paper stampede began:


Luxe Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (blue and white)
LINK




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blueridgeTiger
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re: Annual Bidet Sale
Check this out:



TeddyPadillac
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re: Annual Bidet Sale
quote:

Don’t these things shoot cold water, unless you run a hot water line to your toilet? Who has a hot water line to their toilet? Who wants cold water up their butt? I’m confused.



If you have a toilet, you have a sink, and if you have a sink, you have hot water nearby.
Problem with that though is there might not be hot water right behind that sink. Where i installed my bidet, it takes about 10 seconds for hot water to get there once you turn it on. Had i installed it in the kids bathroom, hot water comes out almost immediately since that bathroom is right under then hot water heater. And if I used that, i'd have to mix it with cold water so i don't burn my ass.

And the cold water isn't bad at all anyway. It's not like the water is freezing cold. That doesn't bother me one bit.

It's not a fun task to get one that heats the water at the toilet, or to get a heated toilet seat (which sounds awesome). You likely do not have electricity nearby and would need to hardwire it in somewhere. Those types of installs are best when building a new house.


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Korkstand
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Plaquemine, LA
Member since Nov 2003
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re: Annual Bidet Sale
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Maybe not the cleanest installation but your a-hole certainly will be


Korkstand
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Plaquemine, LA
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re: Annual Bidet Sale
And I'd just like to say that I love that this is on the tech board


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RoyalWe
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Prairieville, LA
Member since Mar 2018
1359 posts

re: Annual Bidet Sale
Mine has a built-in heater.


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drdoct
LSU Fan
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2015
1458 posts

re: Annual Bidet Sale
I have a cheap biobidet which has a lot of features such as water warmer, seat warmer, arse dryer, turbo mode.

The biggest problem I have is it's cheap. I realize it was around $200 which sounds like a lot for a fancy toilet seat, but the next one will be around $1000. On mine you can either have heated water or a seat warmer. I honestly don't like the arse dryer because it ends up shooting hot air from my arse straight up between my legs into my face. Not cool. Instead I use 1 small ball of tp to dry.

Once you start using one, it's painful to go #2 elsewhere. I can't tell you how many of my friends and kid's friends have marveled at my toilet and think it's odd. If I get an odd comment, I'll ask them how many toilet paper showers they've had without water. Usually gets them to thinking. Either way, IDC because it's that great. In fact, I'm getting ready to wire my other toilet for one so we don't have to fight over the power washer.


Lazy But Talented
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re: Annual Bidet Sale
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We have Luxe brand bidet attachment.. it's $40 and works perfectly well. You get used to the cold water.

No more peanut butter shits or infinite wiping shits. A bidet is a massive game changer and I hate pooping anywhere but home. It's one of those things you forget how awesome it is until you don't have it.



damn i came to post this exact message baw.


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Korkstand
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Member since Nov 2003
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re: Annual Bidet Sale
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turbo mode.




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