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re: Annual Bidet Sale
Posted on 11/26/20 at 11:01 pm to Hulkklogan
Posted on 11/26/20 at 11:01 pm to Hulkklogan
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No it only sprays in one spot. It miraculously hits only your butthole. I don't know how it hits everyone perfectly but it does, it's magic.
Mine doesn’t, neither do most high end ones. The nozzle goes back and forth and cleans up nice. You can spray just one area with it and adjust too. I use the easy wash feature that adjusts pressure and where it hits automatically and it also has a timer where it turns it off and then turns on the dryer on a timer too. The spray is perfect, dryer is too short to do anything though.
This post was edited on 11/26/20 at 11:02 pm
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Posted on 11/27/20 at 12:37 am to Dam Guide
Pretty sure hulk was fricking with me 
Posted on 11/29/20 at 8:39 pm to Coomdaddy
Well Coomdaddy,
Like you, I'm finishing up a new construction, and having lucked into a bidet experience last year at a hotel in Canada, we had outlets installed near our toilets.
And about a year ago, many months before our build started, I caught one on sale. It's been sitting in a box, and I haven't even looked at it. Figured either it was good or bad, but like others have said, even a bad one would be better than Normal Life.
This thread caused me to go find the box. I was wondering if mine had a water warmer or did I need to prepare myself for cool shots up my behind.
It'll be another few weeks before I get to try it out, but imagine my excitement when I read that not only did mine have a seat heater, water warmer AND a CLEANSE FUNCTION. WTH? Seriously?
Like you, I'm finishing up a new construction, and having lucked into a bidet experience last year at a hotel in Canada, we had outlets installed near our toilets.
And about a year ago, many months before our build started, I caught one on sale. It's been sitting in a box, and I haven't even looked at it. Figured either it was good or bad, but like others have said, even a bad one would be better than Normal Life.
This thread caused me to go find the box. I was wondering if mine had a water warmer or did I need to prepare myself for cool shots up my behind.
It'll be another few weeks before I get to try it out, but imagine my excitement when I read that not only did mine have a seat heater, water warmer AND a CLEANSE FUNCTION. WTH? Seriously?
This post was edited on 11/29/20 at 8:41 pm
Posted on 11/30/20 at 10:35 am to Coomdaddy
I just bought a GenieBidet on Amazon. I've been wanting one for the longest time, but I just convinced my wife to get it. She thinks they're "weird." She finally came around when I told her if our dog shits on the floor, will you just wipe it up with a paper towel or use a spray too? She got the point
Posted on 11/30/20 at 2:42 pm to rocket32484
My wife got a cold water one from a company called Tushy. Worst experience of my life.
FYI there is another Company named Tushy that is NOT SFW. I had A few questions for the Mrs. when I saw The charge on out CC Bill.
FYI there is another Company named Tushy that is NOT SFW. I had A few questions for the Mrs. when I saw The charge on out CC Bill.
Posted on 11/30/20 at 5:17 pm to Grassy1
The Vortex wash seems intense. "when you feel your abdomen is full" jesus
Posted on 11/30/20 at 8:36 pm to MaHittaMaHitta
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The Vortex wash seems intense. "when you feel your abdomen is full" jesus
Yea, that's what I was thinking.
I'm hoping I don't get too brave after a 12 pack.
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