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Dam Guide
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The biggest problem I have is it's cheap. I realize it was around $200 which sounds like a lot for a fancy toilet seat, but the next one will be around $1000. On mine you can either have heated water or a seat warmer. I honestly don't like the arse dryer because it ends up shooting hot air from my arse straight up between my legs into my face. Not cool. Instead I use 1 small ball of tp to dry.


The dryers all suck. The Alpha JX works well for its price point since it doesn’t have a tank heater. Only thing I would like to have is the bowl cleaning tech in the high end Totos, no more having to clean the toilet as much or at all.


drdoct
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Don't discount turbo mode. That sucker clears my throat when I use it. At first I thought it may just cut me in half but it does help things along.


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beauchristopher
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Don’t these things shoot cold water, unless you run a hot water line to your toilet? Who has a hot water line to their toilet? Who wants cold water up their butt? I’m confused.


I was absolutely afraid of this, but it's not really cold at all. I have the $20-$30 kind you install with the knobs on the side.

It does not bother me whatsoever.


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Hopeful Doc
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The dryers all suck



I agree and disagree.

They take much longer to dry than it would take to wipe clean. My dryer is not overly hot to where it is uncomfortable. It doesn’t blow so hard that I can feel it leaving the bowl as most are saying. If I let the dryer run it’s full programmed time before shutting off, my TP use goes to zero.


So I have used toilet paper on the bidet about twice in the last six months (after thoroughly checking for the first month or two before finding I never had anything on the toilet paper).


Dam Guide
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Yeah if you are willing to sit there for awhile it will dry, but I rather get off in a bit more timely manner. I’ve used the more expensive Totos and they are about the same with the dryer time too.
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OSoBad
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I've never used a bidet before so please explain... How do these things clean better than TP? Those peanut butter shits when it takes half a roll of TP to clean up, you're telling me a water jet does this?


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How do these things clean better than TP? Those peanut butter shits when it takes half a roll of TP to clean up, you're telling me a water jet does this?


Like 1 million times better. Plus we use so much less TP now the bidets have paid for themselves.
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Hulkklogan
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Yes. Without question. It's not even close.


Imagine a world where you shoot water on your butt for like 5 seconds, pat your butt dry, stand up and flush. Every time. No more ripped TP poop on your fingers, or infinite wiping.
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Hopeful Doc
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How do these things clean better than TP?


Same way that a pressure washer cleans better than a piece of toilet paper.


Korkstand
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Same way that a pressure washer cleans better than a piece of toilet paper.

For people who haven't used one (myself included), I think it's hard to imagine the water pressure they put out. You describe it as a "pressure washer", but I imagine more like a water fountain. Obviously it is somewhere in the middle, also obviously closer to a water fountain than a pressure washer, but just how hard do they shoot?

If I have a certain kind of mud on my hands, holding them under running water won't do anything.


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Hopeful Doc
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You describe it as a "pressure washer", but I imagine more like a water fountain.



It’s a significantly higher pressure stream than most handheld sink sprayers. They have multiple pressure settings. The highest pressure on mine stings a bit.


I used to not trust it to do the job entirely. 90% of why I got it was for my wife to feel “cleaner” during her period (largely successful by the way).

After a solid month of not having anything on the toilet paper when this was done, I quit using the stuff all together.


Hulkklogan
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90% of why I got it was for my wife to feel “cleaner”


It is a game changer post childbirth also if you get one with the female sprayer setting.


Dam Guide
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It was nice to see how much less TP we used after my wife started using it.
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AthensRattler
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We have a cheap luxe.

My a-hole is so clean you could eat off it.


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Saintsisit
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Anal Bidet


FIFY


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drdoct
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re: Annual Bidet Sale
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also obviously closer to a water fountain than a pressure washer, but just how hard do they shoot?


It effin blows the shite right off your arse. Not only that but once you get used to it you can relax a bit and it will reach that piece that breaks off at the end that stays kinda in no mans land. A lot of times when I'm having trouble getting things to move, a little jet up there helps start the motion.

But yeah I use mine full stream and if I look in the toilet after a good peanut butter shite the bowl will look like it literally pressure washed it off you. I prefer my water warm though. It's not just tap water pressure, there's a high pressure pump on that sucker.


Korkstand
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It effin blows the shite right off your arse.


So then my next question is does it take some practice and adjustment to get the aim just right? I imagine it blowing my balls off or water shooting up my back.


Hulkklogan
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No it only sprays in one spot. It miraculously hits only your butthole. I don't know how it hits everyone perfectly but it does, it's magic.



Hopeful Doc
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re: Annual Bidet Sale
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does it take some practice and adjustment to get the aim just right



For mine, yes. The wand extends + you can have the nozzle tilt side to side/pulse if desired. The trick for the first week or two is to get it to clean you before the warm water runs out, otherwise you’re wiping it up with wet cheeks.

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I imagine it blowing my balls off or water shooting up my back.


The margin of error for aim is even narrower than that. It’s a pretty tight window. I’m sure you COULD get your balls/back wet, but it would generally be pretty challenging.


Not sure how others are, but mine keeps all the settings memorized. Some keep settings memorized for two people. I don’t think she has ever changed them, though. And we both wind up happy with them.


tigerfan311
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Just installed the Luxe Neo 185 this morning.

Game changer. Thank you for this thread!


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