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re: United States of Hydration Breaks vs Pair of Gays | World Cup Group D | 8pm CT (FOX)

Posted on 6/12/26 at 8:59 pm to
Posted by Bigbens42
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Posted on 6/12/26 at 8:59 pm to
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He has been a high potential guy. He looked like a world class striker that half and we haven’t seen him do that consistently. Maybe flashes at most previously.


When he picked us he was absolutely destroying it at the club level. Nice to see him coming around on the national stage here.
Posted by Buckeye06
Member since Dec 2007
25333 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 8:59 pm to
This may be your first soccer game ever.

No team ever will be a 10 based on your idiotic criteria
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
11028 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:00 pm to
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Paraguay must be really bad


We haven’t looked this good when we played island nations. Just enjoy it man.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
82044 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:00 pm to
We need to bump the thread where Balo officially chose us
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:00 pm to
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One of the best halves of US soccer we’ve had.

The first half in 2002 against Portugal was unforgettable but had an element of flakiness. This doesn’t.


I agree. In the past, I would be worried that we'd gas out after over-exerting ourselves in H1 but we didn't play like maniacs and soccer is a different game in the press era
Posted by BCLA
Bossier City
Member since Mar 2005
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Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:01 pm to
I loved how we chased every ball when we'd lose it and cut the passing lanes. We must've done that 10 times in the final 15 mins or so. That was a fricking mentality
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:01 pm to
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Paraguay must be really bad

They finished with the same number of points in qualifiers as Brazil, Colombia and Uruguay. I thought they'd give us fits.
Posted by gaetti15
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:01 pm to
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The first half in 2002 against Portugal was unforgettable but had an element of flakiness.


Nerves and hopes were at all time high in that half
Posted by Bigbens42
Trussvegas
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:01 pm to
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Paraguay must be really bad


They came out of CONMEBOL on the strength of their defense.

Unfortunately for them we are picking that defense apart.
Posted by RemouladeSawce
Uranus
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:01 pm to
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This may be your first soccer game ever. No team ever will be a 10 based on your idiotic criteria
If you think that’s the pinnacle you’ve outed yourself as the tourist

Welcome to the sport though. You’ll love it
Posted by Redbonebandit
Member since Dec 2019
1414 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:01 pm to
Love Zlatan, great point about taking the shot.
Posted by Jwho77
cyperspace
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:02 pm to
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Paraguay must be really bad


They gave up 10 goals total in 18 World Cup qualifiers.

USMNT just scored 3 in one half.
Posted by AnchorDownVU
Member since Jan 2026
136 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:02 pm to
After the talk of "Mexico should have hosted the entire cup" from the the rest of the world and them glazing Mexico after last night this really felt like a big FU from team USA.

Haven't seen a USA team play with this type of passion in a long time
Posted by Jrv2damac
KS
Member since Mar 2004
73420 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:02 pm to
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Paraguay must be really bad


We’ve struggled against worse in the not so distant past.

Posted by DontPokeTheBear
Squatchland
Member since Aug 2011
1020 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:02 pm to
Guys, we're kicking their arse so bad, we have them scoring goals for US.
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
9622 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:02 pm to
The roar of the crowd when the ball hit the back of the net on the third goal was incredible. fricking goose bumps.

Incredible first half!!!
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
39309 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:02 pm to
Yea this is more of us playing out of our minds.

Don’t get me wrong. Paraguay looks like shite still. But we’re playing insanely well.
Posted by SUB
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Member since Jan 2009
25716 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:02 pm to
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He's the best we've ever had.


Pump the brakes baw. He’s still very fresh on the team. I hope he plays like this every game though.
Posted by BrianKellysRealtor
Member since Oct 2025
262 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:03 pm to
Im fricking horned up
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
478743 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 9:03 pm to
quote:

Paraguay must be really bad

They're not

From T'Athletic

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Pretty comfortably in the end, eight points clear of Bolivia who finished in the play-off spot, and level on points with Brazil, Ecuador and Colombia on 28 points from 18 games. Only Ecuador conceded fewer goals in South American qualifying, an indication of their defensive organisation and grit.


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Paraguay already had a reputation as one of the stingier South American sides, but since Alfaro took over in August 2024, they have kept seven clean sheets and conceded just seven goals in 12 competitive games. Famous home wins over world champions Argentina and Brazil, averaging just 23 and 29 per cent of the ball in each, showed them at their stubborn best.

The team is anchored on towering centre-backs; Gustavo Gomez is the long-standing captain of Brazilian giants Palmeiras, while Omar Alderete has impressed since joining Premier League side Sunderland. The midfield is packed with tough-tacklers and willing runners, while there are flashes of excitement out on the wings, with the rapid Ramon Sosa and the ever-inventive Julio Enciso looking to provide the inspiration on the break.


They are a mid-level SA team with a really good D, typically
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