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Sad to have to retire if it’s for family reasons

But at least the uncalled false starts have come to an end
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NFL talent all over the field
To me NFL offensive talent in underachieving form looks closer to a 9-3 Les Miles LSU offense. I can’t look at this Michigan team and argue they should be much better offensively than they currently are. Marsh and Sprague/Guarnera are destined for Sunday success but too many more names feels like projection based on recruiting rankings and not what’s actually being shown on the field

As long as you aren’t including Underwood in that list of NFL talent
Taking action and hiring an investigator is the right call by the school to get pressure off but you pick someone more universally respected or at least not controversial

You don’t self sabotage and pick someone ideologically compromised and guaranteed to blast them new aholes regardless of what the actual situation is on campus. Tremendous self own
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McDaniel is cosplaying as an NFL coach
McDaniel is a long time disciple of the best playcaller in the game who when HC and playcaller on his own led his team to the #1 offense in Year 2. Including the #1 passing offense with Tua, in a very different looking offense than he left in SF. He is an actual NFL coach, though clearly personality wise is not meant for NFL HC

Guess who isn’t meant for any NFL coaching role? The autistic cheerleader weirdo actually cosplaying as a coach. You can boil his brief NFL success down to loaded rosters and defensive staffs while his side of the ball starts mid and gets worse over time. Then the cumulative effect of rah rah and autistic rhetoric from someone players respect less and less destroys what’s left of the locker room

You don’t hire either of them to be NFL head coaches but there’s room for McDaniel as an assistant. Harbaugh has no standalone value
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The amount of all purpose yards and touchdowns from B. Robinson the last couple of years in primetime games is truly incredible.
The fantasy team is immensely grateful for B Robinson snagging 3 TDs and keeping B Robinson at 2

re: I'll go ahead and say it

Posted by RemouladeSawce on 10/5/26 at 9:46 pm to
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10 years from now everyone will be wearing one
I think they’ll eventually figure out the aesthetic to not look as stupid as current

But helmets are definitely cooked

re: Falcons 45 Aints 24 F

Posted by RemouladeSawce on 10/5/26 at 9:34 pm to
The Saints’ best 2026 football may be behind them

It’s bad and most importantly it’s gutless
He’s both a gaping pussy and perpetually online. That’s the only conclusion he could possibly come up with
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While the online conversation only represents the most fervent sliver of every fan base, the atmosphere around college football feels like it is getting progressively more intense and more toxic
He’s boiling down fanbases to the sentiment of a small bucket of (fellow) mentally ill losers who can’t log off Twitter and Reddit. Most of whom aren’t even real

In reality the sport needs more toxicity instead of the sterility that plagues the modern game. It needs Ole Miss-LSU gameday environments, piss balloons, kids being locked in concussion closets (bonus if it’s with 5 hookers that Craig James will subsequently kill), the restoration of the prestige of the Fulmer Cup, etc.

He’s projecting his own and fellow women’s toxicity to a sport in desperate need of it
Weird spelling for #1 overall pick but I’ll allow it

re: Falcons 45 Aints 24 F

Posted by RemouladeSawce on 10/5/26 at 7:40 pm to
Absolutely ZERO respect for the Saints to even line up on 4th and 7

Was also outrageously stupid given how quickly that would bring the crowd back in it

Unless there’s an undisclosed kicker injury you have to FG that. This isn’t Lambeau in the snow

re: NFL Various Games - Week 4

Posted by RemouladeSawce on 10/4/26 at 6:38 pm to
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Chargers kicked the field goal on first down with way too much time left, if there were 30 seconds then ok
Doing it on 1st down in the red zone is the true disgrace

The TD is the hard part and you’re on the doorstep. To kick with over 2 minutes is an absolute embarrassment

It makes blatantly clear Harbaugh has no idea how to manage a 2026 game

Ideal context for a spot firing IMO

re: NFL Various Games - Week 4

Posted by RemouladeSawce on 10/4/26 at 6:30 pm to
Glad he gets a final worthy career chapter instead of that ATL nonsense
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Turns out mike mcdaniel isnt very good Shanahan was always the brains
Eh he had enough success in Miami when Tua was healthy that that’s not realistic at this point. Herbert doesn’t look like an NFL QB period

He’s also not the autist rubber stamping an 8:31 drive down 3 possessions late

re: NFL Various Games - Week 4

Posted by RemouladeSawce on 10/4/26 at 1:35 pm to
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And that was a horrible PI call on the Rams
Womp womp
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They got a $290mm donation to athletics last year
Announcement and funds available for disbursement are not the same thing. The $100m in Spartan Ventures that’s their main NIL/ commercial vehicle wasn’t even formed until July this year. Portal closed January 12

They didn’t end up with the 60th best portal class with money available to spend. I feel that should go without saying
They were predicted to finish 16th of 18 in the B1G

Vegas had them with ~4 wins

The roster he took over was genuinely terrible and while they’ve recently gotten huge booster financial commitments that will allow them to be competitive again, it wasn’t available to him building his first team. He didn’t walk into Baton Rouge with a blank check. If the remaining roster is terrible and you can’t afford good players in your big transfer class, good year 1 results aren’t possible. This is basic stuff

Way more a sign of someone who doesn’t know ball / a retard to put it on the coach
Kirby beat Saban exactly 1 time, and it required torn ACLs to Bama’s star receivers to do it. Bama was cooked on offense once Jameson Williams left in the 2nd with Metchie already out from the SECCG when Bama beat the shite out of them

Hell If Marvin Harrison Jr doesn’t go out against OSU in that semifinal, the 1980 drought might very well still be active

As the last 3 seasons have shown, it can easily be argued a decrease in injuries to opposing star receivers is all it took to stem the UGA “surge” compared to NIL or anything else

Saban even got the last laugh in the final SECCG with that mid team that fell to Michigan in the semis

Respect your elders
- Alleged incident happens October 2025
- Gets Venmo’d $1,000 after asking about hush money
- Shanklin reaches out to campus police about it to get in front of it and regarding fear for her mental health
- Police find her unstable (this coming after mom submitted welfare check right before)
- Title IX office reads the report (which did not find Shanklin committed wrongdoing) and reaches out to her in December 2025
- Files a complaint with Title IX office
- Title IX office concludes ”responsible” for rape (whatever the hell that even means) in July 2026
- Finally goes to police in September 2026, 11 months after the alleged event

1. If she was raped we should all hope she gets swift and heavy justice, but the optics don’t look good for her

2. It’s a depressing reminder Title IX offices exist. They are not law enforcement and due process is a foreign concept. Re-orienting their responsibilities towards supporting alleged victims and helping them navigate the legal process in a time of need is fine…but the DEI hires and Karens in them have no business coming to any conclusions on campus matters. It’s laughable they still exist
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I can’t imagine being a Steelers fan seeing this after experiencing a decade of the same team and same records running the same scheme with slowly depreciating roster/QB play
The 4 full years post-Ben were Pickett (24 starts), Trubisky (7), Rudolph (4), Wilson (11), Fields (6), and Rodgers (16)…and they went 10-7 for 3 of those 4 years. The roster as a whole over that time was super average

He clearly wasn’t as effective a coach at the end compared to the start but I can’t imagine anyone else elevating those last teams to much better results. It’s not like they underachieved. If anything they probably achieved slightly better results than they should have. Steeler fans are just salty
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1-34 aint a statistical anomaly
It’s a team stat being applied to a single player lol