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You've heard the term "shite storm" right? The latest Climate Change pearl clutching

Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:35 am
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
61309 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:35 am
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Climate change could melt decades worth of human poop at Denali National Park in Alaska

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66 tons of frozen feces left by climbers on the Alaska summit is expected to start melting out of the glacier sometime in the coming decades and potentially as soon as this summer, a process that’s speeding up in part due to global warming.

usa today
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
14985 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:37 am to
That would be shitty
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
12074 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:38 am to
So if I go poop outside... its going to melt?

Why doesn’t my dog’s shite melt?
Posted by L.A.
The Mojave Desert
Member since Aug 2003
61309 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:39 am to
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Why doesn’t my dog’s shite melt?
I know it has sometihng to do with climate change, I just don't know what yet.
Posted by IslandBuckeye
Boca Chica, Panama
Member since Apr 2018
10067 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:40 am to
I am going back to calling it Mt McKinley just to piss off SJW.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55496 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:42 am to
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66 tons of frozen feces


Hell, you get twice that amount of hot shite in Mumbai on a Tuesday.
Posted by TigerTattle
Out of Town
Member since Sep 2007
6623 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:42 am to

It's biodegradable. Isn't that what they want, biodegradable everything? And it probably won't stink any more than the places that let the vagrants and homeless crap on the sidewalks.
Posted by rhinolsu
Tyler, TX
Member since Sep 2007
765 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:43 am to
World's first crapalanche.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54212 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:43 am to
I know I like my fertilizer thawed out when I spread it around.
Posted by AUin02
Member since Jan 2012
4281 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:47 am to
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66 tons of frozen feces left by climbers on the Alaska summit is expected to start melting out of the glacier


Implies the glacier has increased in depth during a time period where recreational hiking was possible in the area. So that glacier hasn't been melting for the last 50 years because Al Gore told me otherwise...
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112510 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:52 am to
And they just got busted for falsifying data last week.
They over estimated methane by 440%.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99104 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:54 am to
Well, shite does roll downhill.
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
Member since Dec 2011
17248 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:54 am to
quote:

World's first crapalanche


San Francisco has them beat
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24574 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:54 am to
Something stinks with this story. It does not pass the smell test
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14489 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:55 am to
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in the coming decades and potentially as soon as this summer


We estimate it will happen between last Wednesday and infinity
Posted by Rattlehead82
Florida
Member since Sep 2009
1915 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 11:55 am to
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crapalanche


You better hope the SyFy channel doesn't see your post and decides to make that movie.
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
42636 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

World's first crapalanche.


/\ worthy of a /\

Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126962 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 12:02 pm to
With a few million tons of rocks, boulders and other debris trapped in a typical glacier, I'm pretty sure a few hundred pounds of poop won't really be noticeable in a lateral moraine.....
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67490 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

66 tons of frozen feces left by climbers on the Alaska summit

And they know this how? Did they weigh before everyone took a dump on it?
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 4/1/19 at 12:03 pm to
shite storms, Bubbles....
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