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re: Woman wants to regulate ejaculations since she can only get abortions in certain states

Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:04 am to
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
14695 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:04 am to
I’m most positive that in her life she’s regulated a good amount of ejaculations all by herself but being that particular kind of crazy attracts like type of people they probably prevented gallons of
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
4624 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:25 am to
My body ,,,my,,,,,,
Posted by themunch
bottom of the list
Member since Jan 2007
70740 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:33 am to
These are the smart ones....
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
28551 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:34 am to
Crazy there are people out there that think sperm and a fertilized egg is the same thing.
Posted by Westbank111
Armpit of America
Member since Sep 2013
3716 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:36 am to
let her start working on that and see how it goes, maybe she can hold her breadth while trying to accomplish her delusional ideas.

Heck, i had to squeeze one out this am in protest!!!

She is 0 for 1 over here
Posted by mark65mc
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
11437 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:42 am to
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I can smell the cat piss through my screen, damn...


Toxoplasmosis infection is a problem.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
56013 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:42 am to
quote:

"unintended pregnacies"


Here's a novel idea you old hag - take one damn pill everyday and there won't be any unintended pregnacies and that way you can frick, if you can find a man horny enough, all you want and I can jizz all I want. Problem solved.
Posted by vl100butch
Ridgeland, MS
Member since Sep 2005
36012 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:45 am to
Another idea, don’t want to get pregnant…two other options..no woman ever got pregnant giving a BJ or taking it up the rear end!!!
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
15988 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:45 am to
It's very typical for left wingers to propose things not for the sake of helping or improving anything, but just out of petty spite.

Childish morons, they are
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
12556 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:47 am to
I'd like to regulate women speaking their opinions.
Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
6657 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 9:09 am to
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lol she has nothing to worry about


They never do

Like that woman who screamed “MY CHOICE” 50 times into the camera. I’d rather frick a blender than her.
Posted by Rex Feral
Member since Jan 2014
14774 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 9:10 am to
Ejaculations and pregnancies are not the same thing. Maybe if she wants to regulate the dildo she pegs her life partner with, too.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
66700 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 9:10 am to
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How many officials would need to be hired to enforce this?


10 just for me


Just saying
This post was edited on 11/18/24 at 9:11 am
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14959 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 9:24 am to
Were going to regulate yours?


Lol. go ahead and try Granny.
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
2694 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 9:27 am to
I can regulate my ejaculations pretty well. As I’ve gotten older, I have more control of that, but less control of erections. Gotta take the bad with the good (plus a Cialis).
Posted by swamplynx
Lake Chuck
Member since Oct 2014
1272 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 9:31 am to
I find it funny how these women don't realize that they have control over who they sleep with. The solution is don't get rawdogged by random dudes that you know you would be upset you'd get pregnant by.

I know there are exceptions, (rape, stealthing, etc.) but damn the lack of personal responsibility in the argument is ridiculous.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
92623 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 9:34 am to
She does know she can just stay off the dick, right?

Or wrap it up?

Or get on the pill? IUD?

Is she unfamiliar with the myriad of options?
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
29852 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 9:55 am to
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Is she unfamiliar with the myriad of options?

She just wants abortion.
I think there's a song in there.
"Granny Wants an Abortion for Christmas" ( On The Taxpayers Dime)
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
77057 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 10:08 am to
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This woman is clearly a couple of decades past being fertile.



I don't understand why post menopausal women are so invested in this issue.
Posted by LaMigra
Member since Nov 2022
2497 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 11:15 am to
lol ouch
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