Started By
Message
locked post

Woman wants to regulate ejaculations since she can only get abortions in certain states

Posted on 11/18/24 at 7:50 am
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
175830 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 7:50 am
Posted by LaMigra
Member since Nov 2022
2465 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 7:51 am to
lol she has nothing to worry about
Posted by JinFL
Duuuval
Member since Oct 2004
4203 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 7:52 am to
Really wanted to hear how she thinks that would work.
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
25511 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 7:52 am to
I can smell the cat piss through my screen, damn...
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
55658 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 7:53 am to
I know they provide great clickbait, but never give crazies a platform.
Posted by TJack
BR
Member since Dec 2018
3059 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 7:53 am to
That old maid ain’t seen a teaspoon of jizz in 40 years.

ETA: that’s a dude.
This post was edited on 11/18/24 at 7:54 am
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
76966 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 7:54 am to

How many officials would need to be hired to enforce this?
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
29465 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 7:54 am to
Just looking at her has regulated my ejaculation.
Posted by Goforit
Member since Apr 2019
7452 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 7:56 am to
Hard to believe she was ever in the line of fire when some dude was shooting his load.
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
25511 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 7:56 am to
quote:

ETA: that’s a dude.


If it is he's fricking mastered the crazy old lady voice.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
17018 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 7:56 am to
I can’t tell if 3rd wave feminism caused a mental health breakdown in America or if it just empowered this subset of women to be more vocal in showing everyone they have issues.
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
18368 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 7:56 am to
This woman is clearly a couple of decades past being fertile. She should be more concerned about the regulation of Boniva.
Posted by mtb010
San Antonio
Member since Sep 2009
5652 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 7:59 am to
One way of doing that would be to implant this video in every mans brain and then we would have an epidemic of impotence.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
35040 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 7:59 am to
Not sure she has to worry about ejaculations regulated or not.
Posted by Adajax
Member since Nov 2015
7491 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:01 am to
It's called a condom.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
79593 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:01 am to
She has the full power ro regulate them by not spreading her nasty twat
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
33915 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:01 am to
That old bitch can’t get pregnant. Imagine being THIS turned on by killing kids. It’s hard to comprehend this level of evil.
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
16136 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:02 am to
1. She has naturally regulated the ejaculation of every man who was drunk enough to sleep with her. When a drunk man fakes an orgasm, you know a woman is ugly.
2. That bitch hasn’t been in danger of needing an abortion for at least 2 decades.

ETA: I wish I knew how to regulate those damn things, and I’m sure most men would agree. Hell, we all know when the lower brain takes over, we can’t even regulate which woman it chooses, much less how long it lasts.
This post was edited on 11/18/24 at 8:08 am
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
29810 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:04 am to
I guess she doesn't know how it works. No medical procedure required...though I do know a certain nurse/practitioner...
Posted by lake chuck fan
westlake
Member since Aug 2011
18375 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:04 am to
LMAO!!!!! Nobody is wanting to regulate female ejaculations!!! This bitch seems to be confusing two seperate issues!!!
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 3Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram