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re: White Smoke from the Vatican...New pope to be announced

Posted on 5/8/25 at 11:41 am to
Posted by Red Stick Rambler
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Posted on 5/8/25 at 11:41 am to
Per ABC News

quote:

This marks one of the shortest conclaves in history

The conclave to elect the 267th pope ended after the second day of voting on Thursday, marking one of the shortest conclaves in history.

There are only two other instances in recent history where a pontiff was elected after only two days of voting, first for Pope Benedict XVI in 2005 and the second for Pope Francis in 2013.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22802 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 11:42 am to
John Malkovich is elected Pope. Takes the name Pope John Paul III

Posted by SlidellCajun
Slidell la
Member since May 2019
16048 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 11:42 am to
It better be someone cool
Posted by dickkellog
little rock
Member since Dec 2024
1940 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 11:43 am to
and you know that because the bible was written in plain english and that's good enough for you!

the great news is that protestant faith is dying in america at an increasing rate in 200 years it won't exist and we'll be picking a new pope.

start to finish in 600 years like it never even happened.

turns out the protestant reformation was just a blip in the history of the church!
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
14680 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 11:46 am to
quote:

The Pope has NOTHING to do with the "rest of Christianity". We don't take direction from the Pope, nor should we. Nobody should, but if the Catholics want to, that's their business. But the man absolutely give NO direction to the "rest of Christianity."


To my surprise, the PT Catholics have made me understand that they only consider themselves to be Christians. Guess Protestants are damned to hell.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
32491 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 11:47 am to
Buc-ee's in the Vatican would do well
Posted by moneyg
Member since Jun 2006
62114 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 11:49 am to
One of the funnier things I’ve seen
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
9612 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 11:49 am to
quote:

The Pope has NOTHING to do with the "rest of Christianity". We don't take direction from the Pope, nor should we. Nobody should, but if the Catholics want to, that's their business. But the man absolutely give NO direction to the "rest of Christianity."


The Pope has more power and influence than any other Christian leader. It’s important to realize that even if you aren’t Catholic.
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
75356 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 11:51 am to
quote:

The Pope has NOTHING to do with the "rest of Christianity". We don't take direction from the Pope, nor should we. Nobody should, but if the Catholics want to, that's their business. But the man absolutely give NO direction to the "rest of Christianity."


Based.
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
39757 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 11:51 am to
quote:

PT Catholics have made me understand that they only consider themselves to be Christians


I consider non Catholics Christians.
Posted by CatholicLSUDude
Member since Aug 2018
1033 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 11:53 am to
quote:

The Pope has NOTHING to do with the "rest of Christianity". We don't take direction from the Pope, nor should we. Nobody should, but if the Catholics want to, that's their business. But the man absolutely give NO direction to the "rest of Christianity."


lol. What a terrible take fueled by nothing but hatred.

You don't have to be Catholic or like the pope to know that he most definitely impacts the "rest of Christianity".
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
14680 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 11:54 am to
quote:

The Pope has more power and influence than any other Christian leader. It’s important to realize that even if you aren’t Catholic


That’s like saying Joe Biden had more power and influence than any other American. In reality, he was a dementia riddled puppet.
Posted by Figgy
CenCal
Member since May 2020
9787 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 11:56 am to
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If a conservative pope has been elected, it’s a sign of divine intervention. The cardinals are heavily stacked in Francis’ indoctrination


What is it considered if one of Francis’ boys gets in? For that matter what was it considered when Francis became the pope?
Posted by JimEverett
Member since May 2020
1982 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 11:58 am to
quote:

he great news is that protestant faith is dying in america at an increasing rate in 200 years it won't exist and we'll be picking a new pope.


Catholicism is declining faster than Protestantism in the U.S.

LINK



Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
32758 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 11:59 am to
quote:

What is it considered if one of Francis’ boys gets in? For that matter what was it considered when Francis became the pope?

Francis was considered liberal when he was elected - we just didn’t know the extent. If one of his boys is elected, same thing. He stacked the deck with tons of his followers
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
6596 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

Catholicism is declining faster than Protestantism in the U.S.


I guess if you consider a bunch of bad rock concerts with a three minute "Go Jesus" pep rally "Protestantism".
Posted by Lizardman2
Member since Jan 2024
2457 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 12:01 pm to
I just want him to take the name Peter so this shite show of humanity can come to an end.

Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22466 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 12:01 pm to
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I’m betting it’s the pizza guy.


Pope MeatsaBallsaPizza
Posted by CorchJay
Member since Nov 2018
21069 posts
Posted on 5/8/25 at 12:01 pm to
Catholics around the world will eat, drink, and see Mary tonight
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