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re: What in God's name is wrong with Jeff Flake's finger?

Posted on 10/5/18 at 11:08 pm to
Posted by IllegalPete
Front Range
Member since Oct 2017
7182 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 11:08 pm to
He is a Mormon from the White mountains of AZ.

If I had to guess he lost the finger tip in a horse or farm accident.
Posted by autauga
Member since Sep 2015
3684 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 11:11 pm to
Born in Snowflake Arizona
Posted by weptiger
Georgia
Member since Feb 2007
11215 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 11:13 pm to
His twitter post from 2015 references a farm accident.
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Communist USA
Member since Nov 2007
13203 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 11:15 pm to
A penis finger....
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
130839 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 11:16 pm to
He lost part of his index finger in a farm accident.
This post was edited on 10/5/18 at 11:19 pm
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
11422 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 11:16 pm to
Don't care.

It's going to press the YES button tomorrow!
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
17916 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 11:17 pm to
My uncle had an index finger just like that. When he was a wee lad, he wanted to help my PawPaw when he was sawing a board. He got a little too close and the tip of his finger was sawed off.

It looked just like Flake's. My Uncle would have voted of Kavabaw on the first vote without being a little bitch like Flake.
Posted by BobBoucher
Member since Jan 2008
18074 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 11:27 pm to
His tie is about two inches too long. His finger is about two inches too short.

It’s even.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40134 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 11:34 pm to
He kinda looks like a late 80s/early 90s B movie star in that photo.
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 11:37 pm to
McCain’s colon and friction.
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
4381 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 11:40 pm to
Jeff’s Flakey Finger
Posted by jmcwhrter
Member since Nov 2012
7172 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 11:41 pm to
Lindsey Graham put that mf'er in an old school hand crank pencil sharpener
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
31966 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 11:43 pm to
I would get that shite fixed. I would not want a partial nail hanging off my nub.
Posted by PEPE
Member since Jun 2018
8198 posts
Posted on 10/5/18 at 11:44 pm to
That's the finger he uses on his clit.

The sores must have spread.
Posted by bunky
Portland, Ore.
Member since Jul 2011
4639 posts
Posted on 10/6/18 at 12:34 am to
Cut the finger eat the pain ritual shite
Posted by Volkosoby
Member since May 2017
2699 posts
Posted on 10/6/18 at 1:16 am to
I knew it! DEMON
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
15991 posts
Posted on 10/6/18 at 1:23 am to
This Thread delivers!
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4907 posts
Posted on 10/6/18 at 1:24 am to
For those who haven't lost the end of a finger - a REALLY thick horn looking fingernail sometime grows back where your old nail once attached.

Before Dremel tools, cutting it was a motherfricker.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
121270 posts
Posted on 10/6/18 at 1:32 am to
quote:

White mountains
#triggered
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
3113 posts
Posted on 10/6/18 at 4:01 am to
“Merely a flesh wound”.
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