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re: Was Blue Origin Fake?

Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:44 pm to
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107387 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:44 pm to
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The stupidly of some on this site is truly amazing. Yes it’s all fake. No one has ever been in space. I hear airplanes are fake too.


Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41405 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:47 pm to
I think Bezos was trying to kill his bitch off. Unfortunately it didn’t go as he planned
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40595 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:48 pm to
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Everything is fake except the magic ear that was dramatically bandaged for the convention week but then perfectly fine the following week.


And the guy that died in the stands that day... Totally fake.
Posted by weptiger
Georgia
Member since Feb 2007
11640 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:50 pm to
Considering the recent return of stranded NASA astronauts thanks to SpaceX, this 11-minute low-orbit ‘mission’ by Blue Origin feels more like a publicity stunt than a serious space endeavor.
Posted by Lizardman2
Member since Jan 2024
2460 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:52 pm to
Why did someone open the hatch from the inside causing a Bezos observer on the ground to immediately push it shut. Then Bezos came with the secret key to "unlock" it from the outside.



Posted by Dizz
Member since May 2008
15980 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:52 pm to
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Why would they fake it?


Of all the shite to fake I am sure Bezos etc. would hang their arse out there to fake sending Katie Perry, Gale King, and three other women to the edge of the atmosphere.

Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
15204 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:52 pm to
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Considering the recent return of stranded NASA astronauts thanks to SpaceX, this 11-minute low-orbit ‘mission’ by Blue Origin feels more like a publicity stunt than a serious space endeavor.


In all reality, it seems to have been pretty panned by left and right. I guess that didn’t go the way they thought it would.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35141 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:53 pm to
It was pretty funny how one of the bimbos opened the door from the inside--a woman ran over to shut it real quick. Then Bezos walks up with his fake door opener tool for the cameras.
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
12972 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:57 pm to
It was nothing but a glorified high altitude airplane flight.
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
75480 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 1:59 pm to
In a world where the left demands eQuALiTy for the sexes, an obvious publicity stunt like the Blue Origin nonsense shouldn't even merit attention. Plenty of women have been to space.

Would we throw a parade if a roller coaster were commissioned with nothing but female passengers?
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
15204 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 2:02 pm to
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Would we throw a parade if a roller coaster were commissioned with nothing but female passengers?


Probably.
Posted by WaltWhite504
Member since Sep 2021
2108 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 2:16 pm to
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Yea that blood was also fake.


Fake blood is on TV thousands of times a day.

It just so funny to me that in a discussion about the logistics of faking a space launch and video of people floating around, someone would not understand how a blood squib works.
Posted by WaltWhite504
Member since Sep 2021
2108 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 2:17 pm to
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And the guy that died in the stands that day... Totally fake.


Oh no - that guy died.
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
20978 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 2:17 pm to
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space dildo space craft
The next mission should orbit Uranus.
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
4060 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 2:29 pm to
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Did regular folks on earth see the rocket flying through the sky?


Posted by dickkellog
little rock
Member since Dec 2024
2021 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 2:30 pm to
the original design of the apollo capsule opened inward the rational being that that the internal pressure would reinforce the closure of the doors like on an aircraft. then the apollo 1 fire happened and the design was changed.

no need for pressurized suits shuttle astronauts didn't wear them for liftoffs only for EVA's

as for blue origin it's a gimmick, a parlor trick they've achieved orbit once all the other mission have been going up to 100km at a velocity of 2000 mph and parachuting back to earth alan sheppard did that in 1961. thus they call the space craft the sheppard. they've had 11 missions with one orbital mission compared to 450 for space X they've never launched a satellite.
This post was edited on 4/16/25 at 3:08 pm
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
154903 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 2:51 pm to
So your loony arse is saying the President wasn’t shot in the ear?

Just be clear.
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
11315 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 2:55 pm to
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Why did someone open the hatch from the inside causing a Bezos observer on the ground to immediately push it shut. Then Bezos came with the secret key to "unlock" it from the outside.


Not saying it wasn't fake but it could have just been for the Photo Op / Cameras.
Posted by WaltWhite504
Member since Sep 2021
2108 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 3:12 pm to
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So your loony arse is saying the President wasn’t shot in the ear?


I'm saying everyone on this site wants to say everything is fake, rigged, deep state controlled. Wars are fake. Covid was fake. School shootings are fake. Elections are fake. Jan 6 was fake.

Why not the ear? Why are we allowed to question everything but Trump?

This post was edited on 4/16/25 at 4:08 pm
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
46612 posts
Posted on 4/16/25 at 3:13 pm to
Regardless, it was a gimmick.
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