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re: The average American professional commits 3 felonies a day

Posted on 8/21/25 at 6:46 am to
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9295 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 6:46 am to
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Our problem isn't "too many people in prison."
It's "not enough people in prison."

While I agree with the general premise, the WRONG people are often incarcerated. Low level drug offenders shouldn't be there. Prison cells should be reserved for those who steal or commit crimes that harm other people. The death penalty should be used regularly for murder and rape, provided DNA proves the case. Believe it or not, there are plenty of corrupt cops and DA's who are more interested in closing a case than getting it right.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
16623 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 6:53 am to
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Did you know that pissing outdoors is a felony in Alabama, cussing in public is too, disturbing an owl is a federal felony, disturbing a killer whale while feeding is a felony, etc etc

Do you just believe everything somebody tells you?

I cannot find evidence of anything you claimed in that quote is true.

Makes me wonder how much of the other stuff you claimed is just bullshite echoed by the gullible.
Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
7907 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 7:00 am to
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The average American professional commits 3 felonies a day

The median American probably commits zero...
Posted by captainFid
Never apologize to barbarism
Member since Dec 2014
10533 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 7:03 am to
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I poured some used gas on some grass growing on the curb in an expansion joint today, take me to jail…

It's been nice knowing you.
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
3006 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 7:10 am to
You had me until
quote:

racist policing
. Grow up.
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
19271 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 7:30 am to
I think it started out as average person breaks 5 laws a day. Many have to do with driving and speech
Posted by 4cubbies
Member since Sep 2008
61361 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 7:34 am to
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I understand you've been traumatized, but not all white men will steal your bicycle.


You’re desperate for more people the go to prison because my bicycle was stolen by some loser who broke into my apartment while I was at work in 2011?

It was a black guy anyway.
This post was edited on 8/21/25 at 7:36 am
Posted by guedeaux
Member since Jan 2008
13862 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 7:42 am to
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Did you know that pissing outdoors is a felony in Alabama, cussing in public is too


Sounds like you need to go back to lawyering school

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No, peeing in public in Alabama is not a felony. It is typically classified as a Class C misdemeanor, which is a less serious offense. However, if the act is considered public lewdness or indecent exposure, it could potentially escalate to a Class B or A misdemeanor, or even a felony in cases of repeat offenses or with added circumstances like exposure to a minor or the intent to sexually gratify


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In Alabama, cussing in public is not a felony. It is typically classified as disorderly conduct, which is a Class C misdemeanor. This means it's a minor criminal offense, not a serious felony.
Posted by Ghost of Ed
Member since Aug 2025
185 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 7:55 am to
The judicial system is corrupt.
The Duke lacrosse scandal is a perfect example.
Posted by TheOtherWhiteMeat
Fort Smith
Member since Nov 2009
20654 posts
Posted on 8/21/25 at 7:59 am to
Pissing in public (in Alabama) is a Class C Misdemeanor.

ETA: Someone beat me to it, my bad.
This post was edited on 8/21/25 at 8:02 am
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
16623 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:04 am to
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The average American professional commits 3 felonies a day

This seems like a pretty obvious lie.

What are the average 3 felonies that the average American commits every day?

Posted by BamaAggiemom
Member since Aug 2019
543 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:04 am to
Duggar was charged and is serving time.

LINK
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
20071 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:05 am to
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The average American professional commits 3 felonies a day

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TutHillTiger

List your 3 for the day.
Please add location.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
35492 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:06 am to
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The average American professional commits 3 felonies a day


This has been a talking point for years, and I still don't believe it.

I'm sure I've committed some unwitting felonies, whether on my taxes or elsewhere, but more than 1,000 per year? That's ridiculous.
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