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re: Snow Woke Bombs at Box Office

Posted on 3/22/25 at 11:32 am to
Posted by Don Quixote
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 11:32 am to
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They will now double down and spend169 million on a tranny Snow White with ear piercings and blue hair.


who hooks up with the evil queen instead of the prince
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 11:34 am to
That Corinthians guy should be here soon to set this thread straight.
Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 11:38 am to
IMDB is owned by Amazon and Rotten Tomatoes is owned by WB and Comcast.

The BBC review about the movie’s split personality was entertaining.

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It's not entirely clear why the King and Queen chose to name their daughter in honour of the weather, but considering she could have been called Drizzle or Gusty Wind, she should probably count herself lucky. The exposition continues with speeches and songs about the days when Snow White's benign parents ruled "a kingdom for the free and the fair", where "the bounty of the land belonged to all who tended it". This has to be the closest a Disney princess film has got to paraphrasing The Communist Manifesto.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 11:38 am to
I saw this on X..
Apparently shows that very few are reserving seats to this movie in DFW.

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Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 11:39 am to
Was anyone expecting it not to?

Posted by Barbados
Member since Nov 2024
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 11:41 am to
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Was anyone expecting it not to?



Even Disney knows these will bomb

They push their agenda regardless of the financial pain to investors
Posted by Toomer Deplorable
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 11:42 am to
It appears the star had already been thrown under the bus by the Disney front office before the film even opened.

When it inevitably tanks, these same execs will blame the controversial actress for being box office poison rather than the woke corporate types who green-lit this slow, unfolding disaster.

Posted by GurleyGirl
Georgia
Member since Nov 2015
14561 posts
Posted on 3/22/25 at 11:51 am to
Elon Musk should buy Disney and right the ship.
It's obviously being managed by a bunch of liberal progressives who's soul purpose is transforming America into their own perverted image.
Posted by Toomer Deplorable
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 11:56 am to
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The new snow white has a hairy back like a werewolf. so lovely....



Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
110855 posts
Posted on 3/22/25 at 11:57 am to
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That Corinthians guy should be here soon to set this thread straight.


Dude does get mighty pissed at people not bowing to corporate America woke bullshite, doesn’t he?
Posted by Cosmo
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Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 11:59 am to
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Critics aren't afraid to criticize woke movies these days like they were a few years ago.


Eh. Its more that this one is so bad that they cant even fake defending it
Posted by LRB1967
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 12:02 pm to
As well it should. Don't screw up a classic
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
13230 posts
Posted on 3/22/25 at 12:03 pm to
Either Disney ditches this crap or there are going to be a lot of unemployed artists.
Posted by Barbados
Member since Nov 2024
2089 posts
Posted on 3/22/25 at 12:04 pm to
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Either Disney ditches this crap or there are going to be a lot of unemployed artists.



When you realize the end goal is making it legal to frick kids it makes a lot more sense.

Disney doesn't care about some artists. Gets in the way of the goal.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 12:06 pm to
No dwarfs? Pathetic.
Posted by NashvilleTider
Your Mom
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 12:07 pm to
There is literally nothing about this movie at Disney world this week. They know it’s a dud
Posted by UncleFestersLegs
Member since Nov 2010
16879 posts
Posted on 3/22/25 at 12:17 pm to
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No dwarfs? Pathetic.
Posted by jrobic4
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 12:57 pm to
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financial pain to investors


Two words: Shareholder lawsuit
Posted by KCT
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Member since Feb 2010
49652 posts
Posted on 3/22/25 at 12:59 pm to
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One scathing reviewer went off on how Disney refused to put actual dwarfs in the movie.

Maybe Robert Reich wasn't available.


Leave Mr. Brady alone.
Posted by Toomer Deplorable
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Member since May 2020
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Posted on 3/22/25 at 1:01 pm to


What a ghoulish image.

Perhaps the horribly tasteless comment about Snow White being a supernatural creature of the night wasn’t too far off the mark.



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