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re: Snow Woke Bombs at Box Office

Posted on 3/22/25 at 5:39 pm to
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
29347 posts
Posted on 3/22/25 at 5:39 pm to
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A 26 year old,


Bad parenting, you said yes too many times when she was growing up. Now you have to live with consequences. Sorry, truth hurts.
Posted by oldskule
Down South
Member since Mar 2016
25099 posts
Posted on 3/22/25 at 5:40 pm to
Disney can frick up a soup sandwich!
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80675 posts
Posted on 3/22/25 at 5:47 pm to
This shouldn't be hard.

Find a sweet girl next door, and sultry AF late 30s woman. Throw in CGI dwarves and shoot a shot for shot remake of the original movie.
Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
5095 posts
Posted on 3/22/25 at 6:31 pm to
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and sultry AF late 30s woman.


Slowly step away from the keyboard.
Posted by Tider13
Member since Jun 2020
983 posts
Posted on 3/22/25 at 7:03 pm to
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that's something most of us can't compete with.



A movie? Her family can't compete with a movie? What kind of cuck father are you?
Posted by captainFid
Never apologize to barbarism
Member since Dec 2014
10409 posts
Posted on 3/22/25 at 10:55 pm to
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Bad parenting, you said yes too many times when she was growing up. Now you have to live with consequences. Sorry, truth hurts.

Yep you are correct
This post was edited on 3/23/25 at 4:46 am
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
26480 posts
Posted on 3/22/25 at 11:35 pm to
Down to 2.3 on IMDb
Posted by captainFid
Never apologize to barbarism
Member since Dec 2014
10409 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 2:37 pm to
‘Snow White’ Bashful With $87.3M Global Bow - Deadline.com

The good news for those of us who wanted the film to be punished - The global estimates are $44.3M

quote:

There’s runway ahead for the movie to play into holidays, but the opening begs the question: What’s up, Doc? The $50M+ hoped for overseas ahead of the launch didn’t materialize in part because audiences didn’t feel a sense of urgency (note that it’s unlikely any of the so-called controversy surrounding the film played a role). And, Asia was challenging. Although Snow White opened at No. 1 non-local pretty much across the board in the region, it was the No. 2 non-local title in China, Korea and Japan. China and Korea were not anticipated to put up big numbers. But Japan is typically more bullish on this kind of fare.

At this point, unless the film has legs, it will fail to meet it $250 million budget [not to mention marking costs]..

Will if make a profit?... probably - after creative studio accounting - Blu-ray and streaming income. Eventually many do anyway.

If it tickets sales fall domestically a substantial amount next week, if will need to rely on the foreign market, which isn't as lucrative for studio's. For instance, China often demands a > 50% take and even distribution in other countries often cost studios 50%. This, unlike in the U.S., where they can often demand 80-90% of sales for the opening weeks.


Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
36710 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 2:53 pm to
Funny to see the woke go after the woke. Never gets old or unfunny.

When all you care about is "woke", all you see is "woke" or "un-woke".
Posted by Warboo
Enterprise Alabama
Member since Sep 2018
5899 posts
Posted on 3/23/25 at 2:58 pm to
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When all you care about is "woke", all you see is "woke" or "un-woke".


Or when you are woke and everything you create is woke you go broke.
Posted by Jbird
Shoot the tires out!
Member since Oct 2012
90344 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:12 am to
March 22 at 5:34 PM ·
?? ?? ?? In order to improve ticket sales, #Disney is adding a scene where Snow White and the seven dwarves set fire to a #TeslaCybertruck.
@Aletheiaholic
Posted by Nurbis
Member since May 2020
2367 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:38 am to
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Wait so does it have dwarfs in it or not? Some people on here say no and a guy I spoke with today said there were dwarfs in it.


They used CGI dwarfs instead of real dwarfs. The partial reasoning was that Peter Dinklage whined saying it was offensive to use dwarfs in those roles. But the rest of the dwarf community thought it was offensive not to use dwarf actors in those roles. But I guess they decided Dinklage was correct since he is so popular these days.
Posted by TigerBaitOohHaHa
Member since Jan 2023
2053 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:45 am to
TBH, kinda surprised Rotten Tomatoes didn't give it a 99% or at least the "top critics"
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
48737 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:46 am to
I knew this was going to bomb from the very beginning when the lead actress said that she didn't like the original Snow White.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25368 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:53 am to
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This shouldn't be hard.

Find a sweet girl next door, and sultry AF late 30s woman. Throw in CGI dwarves and shoot a shot for shot remake of the original movie.


It would have been a slam fricking dunk. Millions and millions rolling in. The IP gets a jolt. Merchandise. Cartoon series.. printing money. Instead you cast a nutball who can't stop fricking everything up about your movie.

And the funniest thing about it is that they had plenty of time to cut bait and recast with someone who wasn't a retard but they doubled down.

Disney gets everything they deserve because they're stupid. Stockholders had a chance to put people with brains on the board but they're idiots too. Now it's continued evidence that they're incapable of learning their lesson.

Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
8749 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:56 am to
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They used CGI dwarfs instead of real dwarfs

YO DAWG we heard you liked animated AND live action movies so we did a live action remake of an animated film then did an animated remake of part of the live action remake so you can enjoy an animated remake of a live action remake of an animated movie
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
28043 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:56 am to
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It would have been a slam fricking dunk. Millions and millions rolling in.


I really don't understand modifying successful IPs. The formula is there; it worked. It still works. Shamelessly copy it, or you get The Hobbit.
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
8749 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 10:57 am to
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I really don't understand modifying successful IPs. The formula is there; it worked. It still works. Shamelessly copy it, or you get The Hobbit.

MODERN AUDIENCES

and

THE MESSAGE
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
13439 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:01 am to
She is the worst. Insufferable is an understatement.

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Posted by lucaslsu
LSU!
Member since Oct 2007
8633 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:03 am to
Snow black
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