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Prostitution, theft and bestiality no longer a problem if you want to be an FBI agent

Posted on 9/3/26 at 5:26 pm
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Member since Nov 2011
39890 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 5:26 pm
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The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) reportedly relaxed some of its automatic disqualifiers for employment as it works to replenish its ranks.

The Associated Press reports the FBI dropped an automatic hiring ban on applicants who have had sexual encounters with prostitutes. Instead, some applicants who engaged in the practice in the past will be considered in a “holistic manner.”

However, applicants who have solicited prostitution within the last 10 years, done so three or more times overall, or engaged in the conduct while in a position of public trust would still be automatically disqualified.

Meanwhile CBS News reported that a person who stole from an employer is not automatically disqualified if the incident occurred more than three years ago. And applicants who may have engaged in past acts of bestiality or animal cruelty may also be considered, if the incidents happened before the applicant turned 18.

Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
25773 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 5:32 pm to
Ewww
Posted by captainFid
Never apologize to barbarism
Member since Dec 2014
11483 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 5:36 pm to
Sounds like Biden's FBI, doesn't it.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56385 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 6:01 pm to
THANK GOODNESS !!

Justice and Fair Play Win!
Posted by Jauquismos
Member since Jul 2023
1647 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 6:06 pm to
Or Obama's
Posted by Wolfwireless
Member since Aug 2024
5828 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 6:09 pm to
Mkay. So now we don't have to just worry about ATF shooting our dogs, we have to worry about FBI molesting them.
*Sigh*

And they call US the deplorables.
Posted by GoblinGuide
Member since Nov 2017
2310 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 6:09 pm to
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Sounds like Biden's FBI, doesn't it.


And yet it's Trump's
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38603 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 6:11 pm to
Ridiculous for agents wielding federal power. Why is this necessary? Is the FBI having trouble attracting qualified applicants or struggling to replace people? Or are they just reconsidering whether these should have been automatic disqualifiers in the first place?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
104093 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 6:32 pm to
Most fbi agents buy hookers anyways
Posted by Boom33
Member since Jul 2026
1376 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 6:47 pm to
Makes you wonder who these exceptions are being added for, because it didn't happen randomly.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76453 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 6:50 pm to
I thought we were supposed to be downsizing the Fed......

Seems like they're doing everything they can to boost numbers.
Posted by AGGIES
Member since Jul 2021
13464 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 7:01 pm to
Kash fired so many agents that they have to backfill with less caliber people
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
27610 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 7:21 pm to
FBI doesn’t want ethical people. Messes things up.
Posted by grich31
Youngsville, La
Member since May 2008
2267 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 8:05 pm to
Makes sense for this current leadership’s moral compass just saying, hoarding the Epstein files now hiring all kinds of riff raff out of desperation…smh
Posted by TenWheelsForJesus
Member since Jan 2018
11882 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 8:28 pm to
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I thought we were supposed to be downsizing the Fed......


Removing 10,000 in one department and hiring 100 in another is still downsizing.

You guys call for more arrests and then complain when they hire people to do the arresting.

quote:

Seems like they're doing everything they can to boost numbers.


Yes, all the lawsuits from former employees trying to get their job back prove it.
Posted by Patato Salad
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2009
1333 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 8:43 pm to
Or...stay with me...maybe it's Trump's FBI?
Posted by Boom33
Member since Jul 2026
1376 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 8:45 pm to
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You guys call for more arrests and then complain when they hire people to do the arresting.



More?

Which ones have I missed?
Posted by B747Tiger
Member since Jul 2026
1069 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 8:47 pm to
Banging whores or blowing up frogs with firecrackers is one thing but stealing from an employer means you have no integrity and I’m pretty sure the word integrity is in the FBI’s motto.
Posted by trinidadtiger
Member since Jun 2017
21060 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 9:58 pm to
OH for fks sake.

You attached a link from an NGO that is run by a law firm that specializes on suing government entities.

fcking posts written by a three year old.

This post was edited on 9/3/26 at 10:00 pm
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
3107 posts
Posted on 9/3/26 at 10:24 pm to
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And applicants who may have engaged in past acts of bestiality


Goat frickers? Aww hell naw.
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