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re: Philadelphia Yutes already attacking Uber Eats delivery robots one month after launch

Posted on 4/11/26 at 6:03 pm to
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
37431 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 6:03 pm to
What did they expect in Philly?
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 6:15 pm to
The progress that we can and should know will never be realized due to these basketball Americans. From the amount of money they take in the form of government aid, to theft and destruction of everything around them. A permanent anchor around a society than can and should be further along.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
173449 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 6:22 pm to
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Me too! It is basically a robotic oven that bakes cookies and other sweet treats on the way to your home. Baked fresh right out of the oven, right to your door!

When there are advances in robotics that completely remove humans there will be retribution.

Optimus robots walking in the streets. Normal people will take them out and that's not even considering the crackhead population. The final boss in capitalism is insurance. Society isn't ready yet
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65269 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 6:30 pm to
We would have cities on Mars by now if we didn't constantly have to spend so much time and money on 'Teens.'
Posted by Gunny Hartman
Member since Jan 2021
1118 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 6:33 pm to
Dumb, destructive, thieving monkeys. They are at the root of most urban ills. Add crazy white liberals and you have 100% of the problems diagnosed.
Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
157558 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 7:45 pm to
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what? that is awesome


Yeah. Destroying other people’s property is so awesome in Democrat World.
Posted by RelicBatches86
Florida
Member since Nov 2024
1496 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 7:47 pm to
Could they have defeated the Terminators?
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
76348 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 7:50 pm to
The urban ghetto bots will built a bit different in the future.
Posted by Translator
Member since May 2025
963 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 7:54 pm to
Next up, equip the robots with lasers to melt the attackers. Only if it comes with identical sound effects that were used for guns in the movies during the 80s.
Posted by djmed
Member since Aug 2020
4041 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 8:00 pm to
Depending on zip code
Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
7809 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 8:16 pm to
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Hitchbot was found this weekend in Philadelphia, not yet having made it off the East Coast. His body was decapitated, and his arms were ripped off. He was last seen in this video by a video blogger known as BFvsGF (skip to 8:55), alive and well, answering questions about whether or not it needed a seatbelt (“yes”) or if it could ride in the backseat (“cool”). He was then left on the side of the street, ready to go onto DC.

I'm only semi surprised not to see a condom wrapper in that picture.
Posted by LatherZap
Member since Mar 2022
1363 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 8:24 pm to

(shrug). I HATE those things.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
82222 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 8:34 pm to
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attacking Uber Eats delivery robots


This tech was not meant for a low trust society.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196390 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 8:38 pm to
AI will use this as an excuse
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
55133 posts
Posted on 4/11/26 at 8:38 pm to
It might be necessary to install a Self Defense Weapon on the robots and program to disintegrate all attackers with the Death Ray.
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