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Oklahoma congress candidate flirts with staffer. USA Today somehow makes it about Trump
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:28 am
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:28 am
Btw, the guy is a pastor who is running for Congress. He sent flirtatious texts to a campaign worker, a former beauty queen.
Here's the headline:
the rest here at usa today
This is the former beauty queen, Caitlin (Key) Simmons

Here's the headline:
quote:
Trump-endorsed pastor says he 'crossed boundary' with texts
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An Oklahoma pastor running for Congress says he "crossed a boundary line" by sending text messages to a woman who is not his wife.
The remarks came less than two days before the primary election and hours after a tabloid news site published text threads alleged to be between the Rev. Jackson Lahmeyer and Caitlin Key, Miss Oklahoma USA 2007.
Lahmeyer's 1st Congressional District candidacy has been high profile mainly because he has been endorsed by President Donald Trump and several Republican congressional leaders. He started an organization called Pastors for Trump to galvanize evangelicals ahead of the 2024 presidential election. He has worked with political adviser Roger Stone, a close ally of Trump.
the rest here at usa today
This is the former beauty queen, Caitlin (Key) Simmons
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:30 am to L.A.
She looks hairy down therey.
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:33 am to L.A.
So, by their logic, if the President’s endorsement somehow makes him complicit in the flirty texts, and 75+M people voted for him, then all those people are complicit by proxy.
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:35 am to L.A.
That’s a butterface if I’ve ever seen one
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:36 am to L.A.
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Lahmeyer's 1st Congressional District candidacy has been high profile
No it hasn't been.
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:36 am to Pragmatist2025
I'll say it with great respect, she's not my type
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:42 am to L.A.
So, he called her cute.
She said, “hey, bro, you’re married.”
He was like I know, but I like talking to you.
She was like “I like you too, but we’re not hooking up until you get divorced.”
He was like “that’s fair, but it’s not the right time to get divorced yet.”
Then, he, his wife, his non-mistress, and his “spiritual advisor” talked it out. I don’t see a scandal here. It seems like he was tempted to cheat, the potential mistress actually reciprocated his feelings but made it clear she wouldn’t cheat, and he backed down saying he wasn’t ready to divorce his wife. Then, he, his wife, and the woman he considered cheating with all talked it out. He didn’t even text anything super cringe or gross or sexual. Everyone involved is an adult.
Where exactly is the scandal here?
She said, “hey, bro, you’re married.”
He was like I know, but I like talking to you.
She was like “I like you too, but we’re not hooking up until you get divorced.”
He was like “that’s fair, but it’s not the right time to get divorced yet.”
Then, he, his wife, his non-mistress, and his “spiritual advisor” talked it out. I don’t see a scandal here. It seems like he was tempted to cheat, the potential mistress actually reciprocated his feelings but made it clear she wouldn’t cheat, and he backed down saying he wasn’t ready to divorce his wife. Then, he, his wife, and the woman he considered cheating with all talked it out. He didn’t even text anything super cringe or gross or sexual. Everyone involved is an adult.
Where exactly is the scandal here?
This post was edited on 6/16/26 at 10:46 am
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:44 am to kingbob
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Where exactly is the scandal here?
6 degrees of Trump
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:45 am to L.A.
As Greg Gutfeld said yesterday on The Five, the left really needs to just shut the f*ck up. Two words means that they have no more credibility and look like complete f*cking morons whenever they open their f*cking mouths about sh!t like this. Those two words are Graham Platner.
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:48 am to kingbob
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So, he called her cute.
She said, “hey, bro, you’re married.”
He was like I know, but I like talking to you.
She was like “I like you too, but we’re not hooking up until you get divorced.”
He was like “that’s fair, but it’s not the right time to get divorced yet.”
Then, he, his wife, his non-mistress, and his “spiritual advisor” talked it out. I don’t see a scandal here. It seems like he was tempted to cheat, the potential mistress actually reciprocated his feelings but made it clear she wouldn’t cheat, and he backed down saying he wasn’t ready to divorce his wife. Then, he, his wife, and the woman he considered cheating with all talked it out. He didn’t even text anything super cringe or gross or sexual. Everyone involved is an adult.
Where exactly is the scandal here?
Kinda makes you wonder how the hell this becomes a "news story."
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:48 am to kingbob
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Where exactly is the scandal here?
Trump endorsed him
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:49 am to Y.A. Tittle
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Kinda makes you wonder how the hell this becomes a "news story."
It's a way for a Leftist rag to try to smear Trump. Period.
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:50 am to JellyRoll
So Trump endorses agreeing to tell your wife after you were tempted to have an affair but reconsidered because you care deeply about your convictions surrounding divorce? How is that even a negative?
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:50 am to W2NOMO
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She looks hairy down therey.
Posted on 6/16/26 at 10:52 am to L.A.
Sounds like he needs to follow a lot of pastors advice and have people on staff with access to his phone. I heard a lot of pastors say they have an app that elders can see their phone.
Posted on 6/16/26 at 11:34 am to kingbob
You tell me, I don't think like the bias media or retarded liberals.
I just know no matter what, they tied it to Trump's endorsement, so that's why it's a scandal.
I just know no matter what, they tied it to Trump's endorsement, so that's why it's a scandal.
Posted on 6/16/26 at 12:09 pm to W2NOMO
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She looks hairy down therey.
Still would.
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