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re: NYT: Tulane University about to no longer exist!!

Posted on 8/23/23 at 8:28 am to
Posted by tadman
Member since Jun 2020
3815 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 8:28 am to
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Your alma mater will relocate or disappear because of where it is


That's an even money bet, but not for the reasons they want. How many monied northeastern families are going to continue sending their kids to the crime wave that is New Orleans?

Unless they triple campus security or build a wall around the place.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15616 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 8:28 am to
That is pure craziness
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58132 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 8:36 am to
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That's an even money bet, but not for the reasons they want. How many monied northeastern families are going to continue sending their kids to the crime wave that is New Orleans?


I can’t explain why, but crime doesn’t seem to affect enrollment.
Two or three years ago it got bad around campus with some crap with houses being broken into and maybe even a few rapes
Posted by 610man
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
7343 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 8:43 am to
Whatever Tulane pays this person, it is a complete waste of money. Climate adaptation expert, waste of money
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18147 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 8:45 am to
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‘Within your lifetime, Tulane will no longer be a university. Your alma mater will relocate or disappear because of where it is.’”


He's probably correct

But not because of climate change. It'll be because New Orleans is turning into a dystopian nightmare of a town run by criminals. Nobody is going to want to go to school there.
This post was edited on 8/23/23 at 9:13 am
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
24984 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 8:50 am to
They got a newish stadium too, don’t they?

Pity


RIP Tulane.
Posted by PUB
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2017
18228 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 8:50 am to
Unlike most people that post on this board that know the daily filth, the city remains flush with out of town tourists.
Amazing watching people just casually stroll through the depths of central city too.
This post was edited on 8/23/23 at 9:03 am
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29389 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 8:50 am to
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climate adaptation expert at Tulane University

I mean I can make up titles too.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62442 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 8:50 am to
How rude
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71104 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 8:51 am to
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I thought this was going to be some woke shite about them being named after a slave owner.


I wouldn't mind that. Because that would mean defaulting back to the original name.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71104 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 8:54 am to
quote:

Tulane didn't even flood during Katrina


Um....
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54210 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 8:59 am to
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Jesse Keenan, a climate adaptation expert at Tulane University


Yet you're still there Jesse. You not smart enough to teach somewhere else?
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49671 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:11 am to
I went to Tulane in the 80's, biology professor claimed Baton Rouge wouldn't have drinking water by the year 2000. She also said you wouldn't be able to shower either. ACID RAIN

Bitch laughed at me when I objected.
Posted by SlidellCajun
Slidell la
Member since May 2019
10417 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:11 am to
This guy is all over the place. He’s been on tv and doing interviews about the evils of petroleum and carbon energy. He even went so far as to say that universities that took money from petroleum companies need to return it. He ignores the fact that tulane has and does take millions from petroleum companies and those assisted with petroleum companies.

Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33095 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:20 am to
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Never mind Tulane didn't even flood during Katrina.


It was under water. They had fish in the old union. Good times.
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
20020 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:22 am to
quote:

Another Katrina is going to happen,”


Posted by K2LAW
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Jun 2007
1687 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:29 am to
quote:

quote:
I thought this was going to be some woke shite about them being named after a slave owner.


I wouldn't mind that. Because that would mean defaulting back to the original name.


I thought this is where this thread was going too. Hasn't there already been a call to remove Tulane's name from the university? I don't think he was a slave owner but he definitely was on the Confederate side. From Wikipedia: "During the American Civil War, Tulane was the largest donor in New Orleans to the Confederate States of America, but the historian John D. Winters in Civil War in Louisiana (1963) does not provide the amount Tulane contributed. He donated $300 (1874 value) to erect a Confederate monument in Greenwood Cemetery. Tulane has been described as one of the most generous contributors to the Ladies' Benevolent Association of Louisiana, an institution dedicated to producing Confederate monuments." It's only a matter of time before the name has to geaux
This post was edited on 8/23/23 at 9:30 am
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
28363 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:31 am to
quote:

a climate adaptation expert


WTF is a "climate adaptation expert", and what body certifies one as such?

Quite frankly, I might be a climate adaptation expert myself. When I'm in a rainy climate I make sure to bring a raincoat and/or umbrella. Warm and sunny? sunglasses! Cold? I adapt by wearing a sweater.

I'm benevolent though, and don't just horde my expertise. Recently I traveled to California where the climate there generally features cooler nights. I told my kids "you might want to pack a sweatshirt". I didn't have to do it. But when the good lord reaching down and blesses you with such expertise you feel it is a moral obligation to share it with your fellow man.
Posted by Tesla
the Laurentian Abyss
Member since Dec 2011
7969 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:47 am to
If they move it to NJ, most of the current student body will be able to commute daily.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120273 posts
Posted on 8/23/23 at 9:48 am to
quote:

climate adaptation expert


Da frick is this gay job?
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