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re: Nickelodeon Just Announced That SpongeBob SquarePants Is Gay

Posted on 6/15/20 at 8:58 am to
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 8:58 am to
No shite....You don't say?


Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
75517 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 8:58 am to
These people are sick.
Posted by Stingray
Shreveport
Member since Sep 2007
12441 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 8:58 am to
I don't believe science has ever discovered a homosexual sponge.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103174 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 8:58 am to
Nearly 20 posts and no one has done a filthy version of the theme song yet?
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
14421 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 8:59 am to
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He's a frickin' sponge. Why does he need to be... anything at all?


He should be asexual like sponges in nature so the incels can have someone to relate to.
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
19488 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 9:00 am to
Why does he have to be anything?
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
7385 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 9:00 am to
They didn't announce this, just made a very ambiguous twitter post. Of course the end result is to generate controversy and get the LGBT defense force to sing their praises.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
33475 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 9:03 am to
I thought sponges were hermaphrodites.
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
39554 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 9:03 am to
So now every homo will have to have a pet snail named Gary ?
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44038 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 9:04 am to
quote:

He's a frickin' sponge. Why does he need to be... anything at all?

Frickin' ridiculous.



Exactly.
Posted by narddogg81
Vancouver
Member since Jan 2012
21932 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 9:04 am to
Sea sponges reproduce asexually
Posted by OleWar
Troy H. Middleton Library
Member since Mar 2008
5828 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 9:04 am to
Sponges are hermaphrodites without gonads.
Posted by BayBengal9
Bay St. Louis, MS
Member since Nov 2019
4171 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 9:05 am to
quote:

He's a frickin' sponge. Why does he need to be... anything at all?


This is kind of like when the creator of Bert and Ernie announced they were gay a few months ago, but Sesame Street basically said, "No, they're cloth puppets, they do not have any sexuality."

Everyone just has to get in on the current trends...
Posted by The Eric
Member since Sep 2008
24177 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 9:06 am to
Aren't sponges asexual?
Posted by Boring
Member since Feb 2019
3792 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 9:08 am to
quote:

Aren't sponges asexual?


Yes, but liberals don't care about science.
Posted by BarberitosDawg
Lee County Florida across causeway
Member since Oct 2013
13193 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 9:12 am to
Not possible:

quote:

Sponges have three asexual methods of reproduction: after fragmentation; by budding; and by producing gemmules. Fragments of sponges may be detached by currents or waves. ... A very few species reproduce by budding.


LINK

Science says so nickypoo!
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
78389 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 9:13 am to
What does the science say about pants shape?

Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
28158 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 9:14 am to
quote:

Sponges are hermaphrodites without gonads.


All are welcome under the banner of LBGTQIA+, well, except for straights.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31350 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 9:19 am to
Corrupting kids, wtf is wrong with this world. Disgusting
Posted by Hennigan
Member since Jan 2020
1351 posts
Posted on 6/15/20 at 9:20 am to
quote:


Psych always has the best one liners.


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