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re: New Orleans s not only sinking, but it is also being engulfed by rising seas.

Posted on 3/9/26 at 5:15 pm to
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
140573 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 5:15 pm to
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Why not just relocate farther up north of Louisiana? Build a new city with modern technology is the way to go.


No. Stay away.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
24001 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 5:15 pm to
In geology classes there was the discussion about sea level rise and relative sea level rise. Relative sea level rise is when the land is sinking relative to a static sea level. Hence relative sea level rise (and a landward shift of coastal onlap). Another concept we studied was interpretation of subsurface sediments. River born or coastal sediments can be found thousands of feet below the surface. This wouldn't happen unless the land was sinking. I would put much less stock in rising sea levels as opposed to subsiding land. The Mississippi finds its way to the sea where it does because that is the topographic low and sinking. Otherwise who knows, it could find its way to the ocean some other way.
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
70625 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 5:16 pm to
Meh
Posted by BrianKellysbuyout
Member since Nov 2025
1617 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 5:17 pm to
No, sea levels aren't rising. Not any measurable amount,though.
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
21755 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 5:21 pm to
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Rising sea levels on our overheating planet are exacerbating the problem, too.


There has not been an increase in the rate of sea level rising. Yes it’s been rising slowly since the end of the Little Ice Age, but the rate has not increased with the CO2 or heat increase.

The only thing new and shocking (I’m highly skeptical) is this:
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NASA and researchers at Tulane University say the Crescent City is sinking at the rate of one to two inches per year, per Big Easy Magazine.


That’s a crazy fast rate of sinking!! Show me the chart of the sinking. Did New Orleans sink by 12 - 24 inches since Katrina? 2 feet? No fricking way.
Posted by Hale Lipari
Member since Jul 2025
151 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 5:22 pm to
couldn't happen to a better place
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
115384 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 5:26 pm to
Half of the thread title is correct.

Guess which half?
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25821 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 5:27 pm to
New Orleans sinking puts me on Team Global Warming. Cesspool of a city.
Posted by Kikicaca
1 Mile from the Atchafalaya
Member since Nov 2016
2382 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 5:32 pm to


Yo Al Gore the only thing sinking is you lefties grand climate change fraud. If the sea is rising or receding it's a natural not man made. Poor post
Posted by 4cubbies
Member since Sep 2008
61378 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 5:35 pm to
But then we’d have to live in Baton Rouge. *shudders*
Posted by oldskule
Down South
Member since Mar 2016
25254 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 5:37 pm to
NOLA needs a cleansing.....bigtime!
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
51838 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 5:38 pm to
Amazing that a Louisiana university would issue a report like ..



And from that, they get a huge contract to study it for longer. Perfect.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9298 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 5:39 pm to
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Baton Rouge isn't sinking and is on relatively high ground.


But Baton Rouge sucks. NOLA has a much better vibe and is immeasurably more fun.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72436 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 5:42 pm to
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Why not just relocate farther up north of Louisiana? Build a new city with modern technology is the way to go.


Boy are you lucky the voting feature isn't currently working.
Posted by Tammany Tom
Mandeville
Member since Jun 2004
5845 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 5:44 pm to
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Why not just relocate farther up north of Louisiana? Build a new city with modern technology is the way to go.


We’ve been hearing this environmental BS since the mid 80’s. I can’t tell you how many times we’ve been told we would be underwater by the year 2000.

I guess someone doesn’t understand the immense importance of the Port of New Orleans to the USA, as a whole.

New Orleans became a very important city to Spain, France, and ultimately the USA with the Louisiana Purchase in 1803.

The Port of New Orleans is one of the largest ports in the United States.

The Port connects 14,500 miles of inland waterways in the US to the Gulf of Mexico.

Cargo from 30 different States move through the port of New Orleans as well as 190 countries world wide.

The Mississippi River is 50 feet deep at the port allowing very large Ocean going vessels to arrive, and depart from the port.

The port is the primary port for Steel, and other important metals, petroleum and other chemicals, grain, soybean, corn, and other agricultural products grown in the nations heartland.


But…. Other than that, sure…. Let’s move New Orleans. lol. So freaking dumb!!!
Posted by Nosevens
Member since Apr 2019
19297 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 5:50 pm to
Seems like the area was formed by the warming
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
31397 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 5:51 pm to
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New Orleans is built on soft, marshy land formed by centuries of Mississippi River sediment," Scott Ploof wrote for the magazine. "Over time, that land naturally compresses and sinks, a process called subsidence. But it's not just nature at work here — human intervention has made it worse."


And ploof, NOLA is gone!
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
28131 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 5:51 pm to
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But Baton Rouge sucks. NOLA has a much better vibe and is immeasurably more fun.


Which one has less crime?
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12688 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 5:51 pm to
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I have weird flashbacks of that scenario.


Same here.

I remember going to a few Saints games at Tiger Stadium after Katrina.

It was a disaster of course Saints were stuck in rebuild years after finally winning a playoff game in 2002. Saints got sloppy and Haslett got too comfortable and had to be fired at the end of the 2005 season, but on the bright side, change brought us Sean Payton and Drew Brees and a championship in 2010.


I also remember Tom Benson having words with Lee Zurik under the stadium after a hard line of questioning if the team was moving to San Antonio since the other home games not played at Tiger stadium were played there.
Posted by Novastar
Member since Jan 2023
864 posts
Posted on 3/9/26 at 6:02 pm to
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but it is also being engulfed by rising seas.


A tale as old as time.

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Scientists
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