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re: Mississippi Senate Bill 2319: The Contraception Begins at Erection Act of 2025

Posted on 1/22/25 at 10:38 pm to
Posted by Swamp Frog x
Member since Nov 2024
964 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 10:38 pm to
If it is a gotcha it’s still pretty dumb. You gonna start fining women for flushing their eggs once a month?
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
51891 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 10:44 pm to
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This is bad news for the homosexual males. Wonder what the alphabet community will say about this bill?
I hadn't thought of that. Of course, I'm not a homosexual so that explains why.

You, on the other hand,
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
47219 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 10:50 pm to
My stuff my choice!
Posted by FoTownBam
Foley Al
Member since Oct 2023
4588 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 10:50 pm to
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You, on the other hand,

I’m not either, but I find it hilarious that a Democrat lawmaker that has clearly written up a gotcha bill to go after male conservative voters probably hasn’t thought about how that would affect one of the voting bases that they pander too.
Posted by mikesliveisacheater
Member since Nov 2009
1477 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 11:28 pm to
As a Louisiana resident, I'm very thankful for Mississippi. No matter how dumb the things are that our politicians do, Mississippi is always there to say, "Hold my beer."
Posted by kenna bra
Kenna bra
Member since Jul 2020
81 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 11:30 pm to
I’ve got a sock in my truck that would cost me over a quarter mil if I lived in MS.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25860 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 11:34 pm to
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
5726 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 11:48 pm to
quote:

If convicted of random masturbation resulting in an illegal spurt of "genetic material", fines are:

1st time - $1000
2nd time - $5000
3rd time - $10,000


Everyone here could be looking at like 6 Bagillion dollars in fines
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
49830 posts
Posted on 1/22/25 at 11:53 pm to
And I thought banning pornhub was bad but damn
Posted by cadillacattack
the ATL
Member since May 2020
10814 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 5:24 am to
Posted by Stinger_1066
On a golf course
Member since Jul 2021
2899 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 5:58 am to
You need to read page 2 - it excludes sex where contraception is used.

So basically, it makes masturbation, blow / hand jobs and anal illegal.
This post was edited on 1/23/25 at 6:00 am
Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
16620 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 6:03 am to


Senator Blackmon, oh the irony.
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
26346 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 7:29 am to
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This would be reality with a president like Huckabee or Santorum. Religious nut jobs.

In your rush to hate the religious, you missed that this was a Democrat senator who worships abortion. Now that’s what I’d call irony from ignorance.
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
18554 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 7:41 am to
Posted by Dex Morgan
Member since Nov 2022
3227 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 1:10 pm to
I didn't miss that at all.
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