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Mini Mike LOL

Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:49 am
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
10132 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 2:49 am
it doesn't matter how much money you have in the bank if you're walking around looking like this








Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30112 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 3:09 am to
Hey, elderly people shrink. Whatcha gonna do ya know?
Posted by Rip N Lip
What does my VPN say?
Member since Jul 2019
5227 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 3:14 am to


The runt looks so uncomfortable here.
Posted by FightingTigers138
In your thoughts
Member since Dec 2016
5746 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 3:19 am to
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Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
57956 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 3:41 am to
He says he’s 5-10! He must live in a world of giants and amazons.
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
14339 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 3:44 am to
don't fret...60 billion (with a B) verified by 10 years of tax returns...his daddy didn't give him a couple of million in seed money back during the bone spurs days.
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81687 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 4:03 am to
Kind of agree - he looks like a jockey
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
10132 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 4:20 am to
quote:

He says he’s 5-10! He must live in a world of giants and amazons.


in Bloomberg's world he is "5'10"

in reality he is 5'6 with boots on
Posted by Gaspergou202
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2016
13496 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 5:58 am to
quote:

back during the bone spurs days

Mini Mike claims that he volunteered for Vietnam back in his college Class II – S Student deferment days.

Unfortunately for his supposed patriotic fervor, the military unit he volunteered for refused him for “FLAT FEET”!

However there are several problems with Mini Mike’s story, flat feet do not automatically disqualify one from service, no records of his volunteerism has ever been found, and the unit he supposedly wanted to join didn’t exist during that time!

Mini Mike seems to suffer from short man stolen valor syndrome!

quote:

60 billion (with a B) verified by 10 years of tax returns

Yep, that’s gonna turn out the Bernie Bot vote!
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
67909 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 6:28 am to
He looks like the most boring rich guy in the world.
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
20997 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 7:43 am to
quote:

don't fret...60 billion (with a B) verified by 10 years of tax returns...his daddy didn't give him a couple of million in seed money back during the bone spurs days.



If it is as you say, then we must worship him!
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
8136 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 7:53 am to
Bloomberg has all the charisma of a stump. I literally fall asleep listening to him talk. IMO the Democrats have as good of a chance getting a Socialist elected as they do this dwarf who is committed to taking away 2nd Amendment rights.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29166 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 9:34 am to
Mini Mike is worth multiple times what Trump is worth if it’s any consolation
Posted by 88Wildcat
Topeka, Ks
Member since Jul 2017
13943 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 10:04 am to
But when you put him together with the DNC you are going to get Mike and the Mechanics.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29439 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 10:07 am to
quote:

Mini Mike is worth multiple times what Trump is worth if it’s any consolation
It’s not.

He’s still a little dwarf loser.
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
46065 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 10:10 am to
quote:

don't fret...60 billion (with a B) verified by 10 years of tax returns...his daddy didn't give him a couple of million in seed money back during the bone spurs days.


Crazy times. There was a time when I was a Democrat that any democrat politician over age 50 and particularly a billionaire politician over age 50 was a no go for the presidency, now y'all have a billionaire, former republican turned Dim bamboozling your asses.
Posted by 93and99
Dayton , Oh / Allentown , Pa
Member since Dec 2018
14400 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 11:14 am to
quote:

Mini Mike LOL


Posted by Old Hellen Yeller
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
9417 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 11:16 am to
quote:

it doesn't matter how much money you have in the bank if you're walking around looking like this


Uh yes it does. $60B can erase a lot of shortcomings


pun intended
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
64338 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 11:18 am to
Sweet take.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28895 posts
Posted on 2/16/20 at 11:32 am to
quote:

s...his daddy didn't give him a couple of million in seed money back during the bone spurs days


Bloomberg’s first job was a partner at Salomon Brothers. You think a college grad becomes a partner at a billion dollar firm without seed money?
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