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Memphis thieves nabbed stealing $1/4 million worth of chicken
Posted on 9/18/26 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 9/18/26 at 2:41 pm
Sometimes the jokes write themselves...
Javunte & Quantrivious.
Javunte & Quantrivious.
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If tweet fails to load, click here.Posted on 9/18/26 at 2:42 pm to uggabugga
any watermelon farmers in the area?
Posted on 9/18/26 at 2:45 pm to uggabugga
I'll bet these thugs never thought about how to store said chicken once they stole it. They probably thought they could distribute it and stick it all in their freezers....or maybe they thought it was last a good while til they unloaded it.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 2:46 pm to uggabugga
If we had had a son, we were going to name him Quantrivious. Small world.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 2:46 pm to uggabugga
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unloading stolen pallets of chicken, valued at $250,000
Over-achievers.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 2:52 pm to uggabugga
They better send the follow-up shipment of pig's feet and collard greens with an armed escort. There'll be riots in Memphis.
This post was edited on 9/18/26 at 2:54 pm
Posted on 9/18/26 at 2:55 pm to uggabugga
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Memphis thieves nabbed stealing $1/4 million worth of chicken
I came here to play guess the race.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 2:57 pm to HonoraryCoonass
Might as well they named him, Quantrivial.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 2:59 pm to uggabugga
In Goodfellas, give up loads were common but tended to be high value shite.
Maybe seafood but not uncooked chicken.
Maybe seafood but not uncooked chicken.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 3:13 pm to Tigergreg
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I'll bet these thugs never thought about how to store said chicken once they stole it.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 4:25 pm to uggabugga
Sometimes the jokes right themselves. I hope they didn’t steal from Gus’s.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 5:00 pm to uggabugga
The story itself is more funny than any reply I could possibly muster. 
Posted on 9/18/26 at 5:01 pm to uggabugga
The jokes literally write themselves.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 5:06 pm to HonoraryCoonass
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Quantrivious
Wonder how old he was before he learned how to spell his name
Posted on 9/18/26 at 5:08 pm to uggabugga
Dey look like good boys
Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:44 pm to uggabugga
I have many questions, but the most important one is what was the plan for moving $250k worth of (perishable) friend chicken? Is there a secret, mob-run fried chicken fence operation?
Is there a black market for yard bird?
What the hell was the plan here?
Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:45 pm to uggabugga
They are never ever EVER going to beat the stereotypes.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 6:47 pm to uggabugga
The "readers proposed context" is incredible.
Posted on 9/18/26 at 7:26 pm to uggabugga
How much for one wing?
Posted on 9/18/26 at 7:28 pm to stuntman
Ha, that was just added.
True, but pretty irrelevant.
True, but pretty irrelevant.
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