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Meet Catalina Lauf…prospective hottest woman in congress

Posted on 8/13/26 at 12:32 am
Posted by NotStupid
Member since Jul 2026
183 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 12:32 am
She’s running in the Aug 18 primary in SW FL. She ran in Illinois and lost in 2022. Moved to Florida and is in a tight race for a 100% GOP district.





Unfortunately she’s married to this British roided douche bag.




Update: Lost in primary despite Trump endorsement.

Schwartzel- 29%
Lauf- 22%
Oberweis- 16%

Schwartzel message of being a true Floridian apparently won out over Lauf’s young energetic sex appeal.

This post was edited on 8/18/26 at 7:21 pm
Posted by LsuNav
Sacramento
Member since Mar 2008
2427 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 12:45 am to
She has a man’s chin, my Lord.
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
54281 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 2:33 am to
Carpetbagger
Posted by DinoSpumoni
Member since Jul 2026
152 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:18 am to
Women don’t belong in politics
Posted by Gifman
Captiva, FL
Member since Jan 2021
19972 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:25 am to
Another “vote for me I’m hot” campaign
Posted by MikkUGA
Destin
Member since Jun 2014
3207 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:26 am to
Anna Paulina Luna holds that title
Posted by PUB
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2017
21627 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:34 am to
Expensive Ho …
Posted by PorkBelly
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2021
617 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 6:55 am to
Women should not hold an elected office
Posted by jp4lsu
Member since Sep 2016
7538 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 7:17 am to
This seems like the ultimate grift and carpetbagging. I don't like this. Why did they move to FL. Was it business or work or what.
Conservatives wouldn't be happy if a Dem did this like Hillary did. But this is just opportunistic, carpetbagging, grifting, because I'm a hot conservative.

I hope I'm wrong and I hope she is a stable conservative not in it to make a ton of money.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
26051 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 7:19 am to
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I hope I'm wrong and I hope she is a stable conservative not in it to make a ton of money.


Cross, cleavage, face full of makeup… what’s not to take seriously?

I’m burnt out on Republican Barbie.
Posted by SlidellCajun
Slidell la
Member since May 2019
17216 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 7:20 am to
If she gets elected, add 25 lbs to that body

Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
27094 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 7:23 am to
quote:

I hope I'm wrong and I hope she is a stable conservative not in it to make a ton of money.


Married to a Brit compounds her inefficiency as a female politician. What could go wrong?
Posted by Plx1776
Member since Oct 2017
19027 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 7:28 am to
No politician gets anything done. May as well give us something pretty to look at.
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
10913 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 7:29 am to
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She has a man’s chin


That little divot is a shooting yoke. And if that's what you noticed first, you might be a little ghey.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Posted by Night Vision
33rd Level REC Member
Member since Feb 2018
25909 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 7:30 am to
She's cute. First pic looks like she might have a lisp.

Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
17413 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 7:32 am to
Cute. Looks like she could be Sandra Bullock’s sister or daughter.
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
42862 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 7:39 am to
Beautiful woman inside and out. I wish her well
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
20318 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 7:42 am to
Why are you gay?
Posted by cadillacattack
the ATL
Member since May 2020
11596 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 7:43 am to
quote:

She has a man’s chin, my Lord.


I can fix it ….
Posted by NotStupid
Member since Jul 2026
183 posts
Posted on 8/18/26 at 7:11 pm to
Update:

Despite Trump’s endorsement, she lost in the primary.

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