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Maria Bartiromo should be the next WH Press Secretary.

Posted on 10/18/26 at 11:44 am
Posted by GooseSix
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Posted on 10/18/26 at 11:44 am
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 10/18/26 at 11:45 am to
Passes on the looks test, but she may have issues keeping secrets.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42817 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 11:46 am to
Way too old and experienced for Trump. He likes them young and blonde
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13775 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 11:51 am to
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Way too old and experienced for Trump. He likes them young and blonde


SNL UK had a pretty funny line on a “new position” the former secretary could be doing, and it was told by a woman.

This post was edited on 10/18/26 at 11:57 am
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
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Posted on 10/18/26 at 12:03 pm to
She looks different.
Posted by roll to victory
Hoover, AL
Member since Aug 2018
1796 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 12:05 pm to
She's been hiding the assets!!
Posted by Nurbis
Member since May 2020
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Posted on 10/18/26 at 12:15 pm to
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Maria Bartiromo should be the next WH Press Secretary.


Don't remember where I saw it, probably in a thread on here, but wasn't it stated that she was offered the position before Zacharia and turned it down?
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
23258 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 12:19 pm to
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She's been hiding the assets!!


Yeah I had no idea she had concealed cannons.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 10/18/26 at 12:19 pm to
Kari Lake
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
40548 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 12:29 pm to
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Passes on the looks test, but she may have issues keeping secrets.

15 yrs ago my wife and I were in NYC for a business matter. We were in the Hotel bar waiting for a dinner reservation when we overhead a couple of women having a conversation about someone's impending divorce. One asked the other if Maria Bartiromo was deposed. They both laughed. Apparently Bartiromo is almost always seemingly appears on deposition lists whenever there's a high profile divorce. I don't think Bartiromo would pass secret service scrutiny.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
111514 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 12:34 pm to
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Way too old and experienced for Trump. He likes them young and blonde


Maybe Trump should go in a different direction.


Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 10/18/26 at 12:40 pm to
She would keep the press abreast of things.

Posted by MyMardiGrasHat
Member since Sep 2026
258 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 12:43 pm to
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Passes on the looks test


Posted by Tiger985
Member since Nov 2006
7930 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 12:44 pm to
No one of her age and money wants what's probably a 60 hour a week high pressure job with 24/7 on call.

Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
176591 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 12:45 pm to
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Passes on the looks test

If you're in your 80s maybe
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
25396 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 12:47 pm to
Scott Jennings would be perfect. IMHO
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
13255 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 12:50 pm to
I’ve been watching Maria for years. She was the first financial news reporter to report live from the NYSE floor.

She would have no problem being the WH press secretary.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61696 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 12:51 pm to
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Way too old and experienced for Trump. He likes them young and blonde


I'm not sure why this is getting down-voted. It's clearly true over the last 6 years

Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
45506 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 12:54 pm to
I'm telling ya, he needs to stick with the K theme and ask Kari Lake to do the job.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
22033 posts
Posted on 10/18/26 at 12:54 pm to
Huge tits damn.
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