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Mamdani Orders Visiting Teams To Redistribute Some Of Their Runs To The Mets
Posted on 4/20/26 at 8:54 pm
Posted on 4/20/26 at 8:54 pm
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NEW YORK, NY — In a bold new effort to address what he referred to as "run inequality," Mayor Zohran Mamdani ordered that a percentage of runs scored by each visiting MLB team be redistributed to the struggling New York Mets.
In order to achieve equity on the baseball diamond, Mamdani stated that city officials would seize 40% of all runs scored by visiting teams and give them to the Mets, who are currently on an 11-game losing streak.
"It's time to even the playing field for our less-fortunate teams," Mamdani said at a press conference held outside Citi Field. "Baseball has for too long been a system where a small number of teams hoard runs while others, specifically the Mets, are left struggling to meet even their most basic scoring needs. It's not fair that some teams can collect lots of wins while some teams — again, we're talking about the Mets — can't collect any."
While many baseball fans criticized run redistribution as antithetical to sports competition, Mamdani stated that the old method of teams earning runs themselves is broken. "Some teams just are not capable of earning their own runs. And by some teams, I mean the New York Mets," said Mamdani. "For decades now, people have tried to tell the Mets to just 'play better' to score runs. But that kind of thinking ignores the structural barriers preventing them from scoring runs — like the other team's pitching, defense, and overall competence. These barriers cannot be overcome, at least not by the Mets."
At publishing time, the Kansas City Royals had petitioned the mayor of their city to adopt the same run redistribution policy.
Babylon Bee

Posted on 4/20/26 at 10:13 pm to L.A.
I am a liberal and this is objectively funny
Posted on 4/20/26 at 10:15 pm to atlgamecockman
quote:how’s your husband feel about the article?
I am a liberal and this is objectively funny
Posted on 4/20/26 at 10:18 pm to atlgamecockman
quote:
I am a liberal
You should feel embarrassed
I would be embarrassed
Posted on 4/20/26 at 10:25 pm to atlgamecockman
quote:
I am a liberal

Posted on 4/20/26 at 10:26 pm to RazorBroncs
Big TV hasnt told they/them to be embsrrassed yet.
Posted on 4/20/26 at 10:45 pm to atlgamecockman
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I am a libtard
Have a down vote and a cock
This post was edited on 4/20/26 at 10:47 pm
Posted on 4/20/26 at 10:57 pm to atlgamecockman
Imagine being triggered by online commenters having differing opinions. You guys are bigger figs than the real ones you complain about
Posted on 4/20/26 at 10:58 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
how’s your husband feel about the article?
wouldn't know, your wife has kept me busy tonight, she's in our polycule
This post was edited on 4/20/26 at 10:59 pm
Posted on 4/20/26 at 11:02 pm to atlgamecockman
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Imagine being triggered by online commenters having differing opinions.
I gave you an upvote. I love it when someone can laugh at their own side. It's an exceedingly rare trait on both sides.
Posted on 4/20/26 at 11:30 pm to L.A.
Does this mean the Mets are experiencing “run insecurity”?
Posted on 4/21/26 at 5:33 am to TXBQAG02
The Mets need help. They live in a run desert 
Posted on 4/21/26 at 5:36 am to atlgamecockman
quote:
I am a liberal
Do you "tuck" ?
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