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Just in: judge greenlights admin to ship a batch of convicted migrants to South Sudan

Posted on 7/4/25 at 5:42 pm
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
73151 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 5:42 pm
They are en route within minutes




These are all convicted criminals with violent offenses.

Their origin nation didn’t want them, but South Sudan said they would take them for a small fee
Posted by Jimmyboy
Member since May 2025
1981 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 5:44 pm to
Make em grow sorghum or whatever Sudan produces
Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
5928 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 5:45 pm to
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Just in: judge greenlights admin to ship a batch of convicted migrants to South Sudan

South Sudan could use the money.
Posted by timdonaghyswhistle
Member since Jul 2018
20795 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 5:47 pm to
It's official:

South Sudan is more useful than California.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
92501 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 5:49 pm to
Those people should be held in their country’s prisons until they can make restitution for the flight home and any food they ate.
Posted by hogcard1964
Alabama
Member since Jan 2017
17426 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 5:49 pm to
It can't be stopped regardless of what their lawyers want. They're gone.
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
15723 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

South Sudan is more useful than California.


For a smaller fee...
Posted by timdonaghyswhistle
Member since Jul 2018
20795 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 5:50 pm to
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It can't be stopped regardless of what their lawyers want. They're gone.


Not true.

They can still petition the South Sudan legal system.
































Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26019 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 5:52 pm to
Can you imagine being, let's say Colombian, and getting off a plane in South Sudan, then realizing you're here for pretty much life? Holy crap
Posted by hogcard1964
Alabama
Member since Jan 2017
17426 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 5:54 pm to
Love the name - Oates Mustache

That guy is super talented. ...and now has a much better voice than Daryl.
Posted by Slevin7
Member since Sep 2015
2712 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 5:54 pm to
I was going to say. You think you are going to go be a gang banger in the soft land of milk and honey

Damn
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100397 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 5:55 pm to
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admin to ship a batch of convicted migrants to South Sudan


Total chad move
Posted by SpartanSoul
Member since Aug 2016
2646 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 5:57 pm to
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Can you imagine being, let's say Colombian, and getting off a plane in South Sudan, then realizing you're here for pretty much life? Holy crap


All convicted violent criminals and probably all think of themself as a bad arse. They are in for a very rude awakening.

South Sudan could make some $$ and have a hit TV show if they streamed their life there as a reality show.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 5:57 pm to
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Make em grow sorghum or whatever Sudan produces


They produce twigs and gravel.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
24627 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 5:58 pm to
How mad are you right now?
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

Total chad move


I'm not sure folks are gonna get it man.
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
42098 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 6:03 pm to
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They produce twigs and gravel.


Bruh

Their top exports are oil and gold
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
42098 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 6:04 pm to
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Can you imagine being, let's say Colombian, and getting off a plane in South Sudan, then realizing you're here for pretty much life? Holy crap


I’d shoot myself
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52195 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 6:04 pm to
Time to clean out Minnesota
Posted by beachdude
FL
Member since Nov 2008
6300 posts
Posted on 7/4/25 at 6:08 pm to
The Sudanese will probably cook and eat them.
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