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re: I asked ChatGPT who are the Great Houses in political board history and who is allied
Posted on 6/26/26 at 1:16 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Posted on 6/26/26 at 1:16 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
do the ronbot recrowned tuckertard and chantard houses.
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Posted on 6/26/26 at 1:16 pm to Bard
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* The devastating ability to recall what someone posted seven years ago and produce the receipts.
is this accurate? I'd want to be in your coalition.
Posted on 6/26/26 at 1:17 pm to theballguy
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Whatever happened to these guys?
I think Rex passed away a few years back. Tuba got banned, came back as at least one alter and then disappeared (probably sitting in a holding cell with ANTIFA protestors).
Posted on 6/26/26 at 1:18 pm to SlowFlowPro
Aye, I am not worthy that this noble House should bear my name.
Posted on 6/26/26 at 1:18 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Caplewood posted only a few days ago, crazy enough.
Posted on 6/26/26 at 1:20 pm to Lsupimp
This is great stuff
Posted on 6/26/26 at 1:22 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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There’s a major house that’s missing here. Probably because its members are dropping like flies though
House of MAGA?
Posted on 6/26/26 at 1:22 pm to 4cubbies
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House of MAGA?
Oy vey
Posted on 6/26/26 at 1:22 pm to Lsupimp
In the apocryphal and almost certainly embellished histories of the the Political Talk realm, House SlowFlowPro of the Infinite Scroll occupies a singular place in military and literary history. Their ancestral seat, Wordwall Keep, is the largest fortress in the kingdom—not because of its physical size, but because no traveler has ever successfully reached the end of its archives. Their sigil is a purple tiger holding a quill over a parchment that disappears beyond the horizon. Their house words are:
“There Is More Context.”
The glory of House SlowFlowPro reached its zenith during the legendary Great Siege of Endless Verbiage, fought during the turbulent years of the Second Meme Age. When a grand coalition of rival houses—including elements of House BugAC, House Jbird, and several mercenary troll companies—laid siege to Wordwall Keep, they expected a swift victory. Instead, they encountered the greatest defensive weapon ever devised in the Political Talk realm: the Seven-Part Response. According to the chronicles, each assault on the walls was met not with arrows or boiling oil, but with increasingly comprehensive explanations, historical context, philosophical frameworks, economic analysis, footnotes, and clarifications of previous clarifications. By the third day, the attackers had forgotten what they were arguing about. By the fifth day, several commanders had switched sides out of intellectual exhaustion. By the seventh day, the besieging army had become trapped in a debate over definitions and was unable to retreat.
The decisive moment came when Lord SlowFlowPro unveiled the now-famous Treatise Offensive, a maneuver so devastating that contemporary historians still debate whether it constituted warfare or graduate-level instruction. Eyewitnesses reported that one opposing knight attempted to respond but died of old age somewhere around paragraph fourteen. Another reportedly cried out, “I concede the point, whatever the point was!” before fleeing the battlefield. Thus ended the Great Siege of Endless Verbiage, securing House SlowFlowPro’s reputation as the only house in the history of PT capable of winning a war by ensuring that absolutely nobody involved had the energy to continue fighting.
To this day, cadets at the Royal War College study the campaign under its official title:
“The Battle Nobody Finished Reading.”
“There Is More Context.”
The glory of House SlowFlowPro reached its zenith during the legendary Great Siege of Endless Verbiage, fought during the turbulent years of the Second Meme Age. When a grand coalition of rival houses—including elements of House BugAC, House Jbird, and several mercenary troll companies—laid siege to Wordwall Keep, they expected a swift victory. Instead, they encountered the greatest defensive weapon ever devised in the Political Talk realm: the Seven-Part Response. According to the chronicles, each assault on the walls was met not with arrows or boiling oil, but with increasingly comprehensive explanations, historical context, philosophical frameworks, economic analysis, footnotes, and clarifications of previous clarifications. By the third day, the attackers had forgotten what they were arguing about. By the fifth day, several commanders had switched sides out of intellectual exhaustion. By the seventh day, the besieging army had become trapped in a debate over definitions and was unable to retreat.
The decisive moment came when Lord SlowFlowPro unveiled the now-famous Treatise Offensive, a maneuver so devastating that contemporary historians still debate whether it constituted warfare or graduate-level instruction. Eyewitnesses reported that one opposing knight attempted to respond but died of old age somewhere around paragraph fourteen. Another reportedly cried out, “I concede the point, whatever the point was!” before fleeing the battlefield. Thus ended the Great Siege of Endless Verbiage, securing House SlowFlowPro’s reputation as the only house in the history of PT capable of winning a war by ensuring that absolutely nobody involved had the energy to continue fighting.
To this day, cadets at the Royal War College study the campaign under its official title:
“The Battle Nobody Finished Reading.”
Posted on 6/26/26 at 1:23 pm to PsychTiger
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How do I not get a house?
You probably fall somewhere in the Realm of "Troll" that was mentioned.. I and many others no doubt fall into the same...although I aim to leave my mark here some day
This post was edited on 6/26/26 at 1:25 pm
Posted on 6/26/26 at 1:23 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
for any GOT fans
House Penrod - House Stark - Deep respect for history, tradition, duty, and the belief that long experience matters. Others may find them stiff, but they're viewed as principled.
House SlowFlowPro - House Arryn - Obsessed with law, process, precedent, and proper procedure. They'd be the ones arguing succession rules while dragons are burning castles.
House LSU PIMP -House Tyrell - Not because of ideology, but because wit is the primary weapon. Like Olenna Tyrell, victories come through reading people and exposing their weaknesses with humor.
House NC_Tigah - House Royce - Old institutions, professionalism, competence, and experience. Less flashy than the great lords but respected by those who value stability.
House Populist - House Greyjoy - Rejects established authority, distrusts elites, prefers direct strength over institutional legitimacy. Operates outside conventional norms.
House Dissenter - House Martell - Comfortable standing alone for years. Independent, patient, and often willing to be the lone voice in the room.
House Warrior - House Clegane - Less interested in governing than winning battles. Fierce loyalty, aggressive tactics, collateral damage accepted.
House Contrarian - House Tully (with a dash of Petyr Baelish) - Frequently changes alignments based on circumstance and delights in disrupting consensus. The "Littlefinger" influence is the intellectual mischief.
The Coalitions
The Old Republic Coalition = The North + The Vale
This would resemble an alliance between the House Stark, House Arryn, and House Royce.
Their governing philosophy would be:
Tradition exists for a reason.
Institutions outlive individuals.
Rules matter because someday your enemies will inherit them.
Their biggest weakness is assuming everyone else values institutional legitimacy as much as they do.
The Populist Coalition = The Iron Islands
This feels like a coalition led by House Greyjoy with hard-charging bannermen.
Their worldview:
The realm is corrupt.
Strength is more trustworthy than procedure.
The game is already rigged, so stop pretending.
They generate energy precisely because they reject the assumptions of the establishment.
The Chaos Coalition = Littlefinger's Small Council
Not really a kingdom at all.
Imagine a room containing Petyr Baelish, Tyrion Lannister on a particularly contrary day, and several minor lords who simply enjoy derailing meetings.
Their banner would read:
"What if your entire premise is wrong?"
They rarely win wars, but they're excellent at ensuring nobody else wins quickly.
The Rivalries
The rivalries also map surprisingly well:
Penrod vs Populists ? House Stark vs House Greyjoy: duty and history versus rebellion and anti-establishment instincts.
SlowFlowPro vs LSU PIMP ? the meticulous legalism of a master of laws versus the cutting wit of Olenna Tyrell.
NC_Tigah vs Conspiracy Theorists ? experienced maesters trying to explain evidence while others insist the ravens are part of the plot.
House Warrior vs Everyone ? very much the energy of warriors who solve debates by charging first and sorting out alliances later.
The "Iron Throne"
One thing the original satire misses is that no house truly sits the Iron Throne for long. On a forum, influence is transient. The poster who dominates one month may disappear the next, while an old veteran returns after months away and instantly reshapes the conversation.
That makes the Political Board feel less like a stable monarchy and more like the War of the Five Kings—shifting alliances, personal reputations that matter more than formal titles, and long memories of feuds that newcomers don't understand. The "Great Houses" endure because they're recurring styles of argument and personalities, not permanent political factions.
House Penrod - House Stark - Deep respect for history, tradition, duty, and the belief that long experience matters. Others may find them stiff, but they're viewed as principled.
House SlowFlowPro - House Arryn - Obsessed with law, process, precedent, and proper procedure. They'd be the ones arguing succession rules while dragons are burning castles.
House LSU PIMP -House Tyrell - Not because of ideology, but because wit is the primary weapon. Like Olenna Tyrell, victories come through reading people and exposing their weaknesses with humor.
House NC_Tigah - House Royce - Old institutions, professionalism, competence, and experience. Less flashy than the great lords but respected by those who value stability.
House Populist - House Greyjoy - Rejects established authority, distrusts elites, prefers direct strength over institutional legitimacy. Operates outside conventional norms.
House Dissenter - House Martell - Comfortable standing alone for years. Independent, patient, and often willing to be the lone voice in the room.
House Warrior - House Clegane - Less interested in governing than winning battles. Fierce loyalty, aggressive tactics, collateral damage accepted.
House Contrarian - House Tully (with a dash of Petyr Baelish) - Frequently changes alignments based on circumstance and delights in disrupting consensus. The "Littlefinger" influence is the intellectual mischief.
The Coalitions
The Old Republic Coalition = The North + The Vale
This would resemble an alliance between the House Stark, House Arryn, and House Royce.
Their governing philosophy would be:
Tradition exists for a reason.
Institutions outlive individuals.
Rules matter because someday your enemies will inherit them.
Their biggest weakness is assuming everyone else values institutional legitimacy as much as they do.
The Populist Coalition = The Iron Islands
This feels like a coalition led by House Greyjoy with hard-charging bannermen.
Their worldview:
The realm is corrupt.
Strength is more trustworthy than procedure.
The game is already rigged, so stop pretending.
They generate energy precisely because they reject the assumptions of the establishment.
The Chaos Coalition = Littlefinger's Small Council
Not really a kingdom at all.
Imagine a room containing Petyr Baelish, Tyrion Lannister on a particularly contrary day, and several minor lords who simply enjoy derailing meetings.
Their banner would read:
"What if your entire premise is wrong?"
They rarely win wars, but they're excellent at ensuring nobody else wins quickly.
The Rivalries
The rivalries also map surprisingly well:
Penrod vs Populists ? House Stark vs House Greyjoy: duty and history versus rebellion and anti-establishment instincts.
SlowFlowPro vs LSU PIMP ? the meticulous legalism of a master of laws versus the cutting wit of Olenna Tyrell.
NC_Tigah vs Conspiracy Theorists ? experienced maesters trying to explain evidence while others insist the ravens are part of the plot.
House Warrior vs Everyone ? very much the energy of warriors who solve debates by charging first and sorting out alliances later.
The "Iron Throne"
One thing the original satire misses is that no house truly sits the Iron Throne for long. On a forum, influence is transient. The poster who dominates one month may disappear the next, while an old veteran returns after months away and instantly reshapes the conversation.
That makes the Political Board feel less like a stable monarchy and more like the War of the Five Kings—shifting alliances, personal reputations that matter more than formal titles, and long memories of feuds that newcomers don't understand. The "Great Houses" endure because they're recurring styles of argument and personalities, not permanent political factions.
Posted on 6/26/26 at 1:26 pm to Lsupimp
In the gloriously unreliable annals of the Political Talk realm, House RockyMtnTigerWDE is regarded as perhaps the most geographically complicated house ever to achieve nobility. Their ancestral seat, Confusion Peak, is located somewhere between the Rocky Mountains, Baton Rouge, and Auburn, though no cartographer has ever successfully mapped its exact location. Their sigil is a purple tiger riding a golden eagle while carrying a map marked “You Are Here?” Their house words are:
“Why Choose One?”
The great strength of House RockyMtnTigerWDE is its unparalleled ability to maintain fierce loyalty to multiple identities simultaneously. The lords of the house are legendary for beginning every proclamation with the phrase, “As someone who understands both cultures…” before delivering a twelve-minute lecture on why everyone else has fundamentally misunderstood the issue at hand. Their armies are divided into three elite divisions: the Mountain Rangers, the Tiger Guard, and the feared War Eagle Expeditionary Force, all of whom spend nearly as much time debating one another as they do fighting the enemy.
House RockyMtnTigerWDE achieved immortality during the infamous Battle of the Split Allegiance, when rival houses attempted to force Lord RockyMtnTigerWDE to declare a single primary loyalty. According to the chronicles, he responded by producing a color-coded chart, a historical timeline, three personal anecdotes, and a detailed explanation of why the question itself was flawed. The battle raged for fourteen hours before both armies mutually agreed that they no longer understood what they were arguing about and retired to the tavern.
To this day, when a young knight in the Political Talk realm appears to hold several strong and seemingly contradictory loyalties at once, the elders simply nod solemnly and say:
“Ah. Another student of House RockyMtnTigerWDE.”
“Why Choose One?”
The great strength of House RockyMtnTigerWDE is its unparalleled ability to maintain fierce loyalty to multiple identities simultaneously. The lords of the house are legendary for beginning every proclamation with the phrase, “As someone who understands both cultures…” before delivering a twelve-minute lecture on why everyone else has fundamentally misunderstood the issue at hand. Their armies are divided into three elite divisions: the Mountain Rangers, the Tiger Guard, and the feared War Eagle Expeditionary Force, all of whom spend nearly as much time debating one another as they do fighting the enemy.
House RockyMtnTigerWDE achieved immortality during the infamous Battle of the Split Allegiance, when rival houses attempted to force Lord RockyMtnTigerWDE to declare a single primary loyalty. According to the chronicles, he responded by producing a color-coded chart, a historical timeline, three personal anecdotes, and a detailed explanation of why the question itself was flawed. The battle raged for fourteen hours before both armies mutually agreed that they no longer understood what they were arguing about and retired to the tavern.
To this day, when a young knight in the Political Talk realm appears to hold several strong and seemingly contradictory loyalties at once, the elders simply nod solemnly and say:
“Ah. Another student of House RockyMtnTigerWDE.”
Posted on 6/26/26 at 1:27 pm to cajunangelle
The reference to you made me legit laugh out loud.
Posted on 6/26/26 at 1:30 pm to PsychTiger
quote:Well, you are always welcome over here with us... at the children's table.
How do I not get a house?
Posted on 6/26/26 at 1:30 pm to 4cubbies
quote:quote:
* The devastating ability to recall what someone posted seven years ago and produce the receipts
Mayyyybe...
quote:quote:
You are free to make whatever baseless assumptions you would like to. You have my blessing.
Like when you said stated that I've never been to the FQ and I posted a pic of some creative wall scrawling at the corner of Decatur & Ursulines just a few days later?
Posted on 6/26/26 at 1:31 pm to Lsupimp
Stopped reading at SLO CUCK PRO.
BWAHAHAHAHHH.
What a shite list and exercise.
BWAHAHAHAHHH.
What a shite list and exercise.
Posted on 6/26/26 at 1:31 pm to Bunk Moreland
In the utterly fictional, wildly exaggerated, and almost certainly libelous-if-taken-seriously chronicles of the Political Talk realm, House Bunk Moreland of the Levantine Frontier is perhaps the most controversial house ever to hold a seat at the Great Council. Their ancestral fortress, Contrarian’s Crossing, sits precisely at the intersection of “Wait, are you serious?” and “Oh no, he’s serious.” Their sigil is a raised eyebrow over a map of the Middle East, and their house words are:
“Actually, It’s More Complicated Than That.”
The legends of PT tell of Lord Bunk Moreland’s uncanny ability to enter any discussion—whether about tax policy, college football, weather patterns, or barbecue techniques—and, within minutes, redirect the conversation toward a detailed geopolitical analysis of the modern Middle East. Chroniclers record that whenever the banners of Israel appear anywhere in the realm, the ravens of House Bunk begin flying at unprecedented speed. Rival houses long ago abandoned attempts to predict Bunk’s battlefield maneuvers, because every engagement eventually culminates in Lord Bunk standing atop the walls of Contrarian’s Crossing proclaiming, “Before we proceed, we must first establish the historical context dating back several decades…”
The house’s most famous military campaign occurred during the War of the Seven Threads, when a coalition led by Houses GR Tiger, LSU Pimp, and SDVTiger attempted to pin down Lord Bunk’s position. According to the chronicles, they launched attack after attack, only to discover that House Bunk had somehow transformed the battlefield itself into a graduate seminar on geopolitics. By the third day, several knights had defected simply because they wanted to hear how the lecture ended. By the fifth day, the attacking army had forgotten its original objective. And by the seventh day, the official royal historian recorded the immortal verdict:
“We came to argue with House Bunk Moreland. Instead, we accidentally enrolled in a semester-long course.”
To this day, young squires in the Political Talk realm are taught the ancient proverb:
“Never ask House Bunk Moreland for a quick opinion.”
“Actually, It’s More Complicated Than That.”
The legends of PT tell of Lord Bunk Moreland’s uncanny ability to enter any discussion—whether about tax policy, college football, weather patterns, or barbecue techniques—and, within minutes, redirect the conversation toward a detailed geopolitical analysis of the modern Middle East. Chroniclers record that whenever the banners of Israel appear anywhere in the realm, the ravens of House Bunk begin flying at unprecedented speed. Rival houses long ago abandoned attempts to predict Bunk’s battlefield maneuvers, because every engagement eventually culminates in Lord Bunk standing atop the walls of Contrarian’s Crossing proclaiming, “Before we proceed, we must first establish the historical context dating back several decades…”
The house’s most famous military campaign occurred during the War of the Seven Threads, when a coalition led by Houses GR Tiger, LSU Pimp, and SDVTiger attempted to pin down Lord Bunk’s position. According to the chronicles, they launched attack after attack, only to discover that House Bunk had somehow transformed the battlefield itself into a graduate seminar on geopolitics. By the third day, several knights had defected simply because they wanted to hear how the lecture ended. By the fifth day, the attacking army had forgotten its original objective. And by the seventh day, the official royal historian recorded the immortal verdict:
“We came to argue with House Bunk Moreland. Instead, we accidentally enrolled in a semester-long course.”
To this day, young squires in the Political Talk realm are taught the ancient proverb:
“Never ask House Bunk Moreland for a quick opinion.”
Posted on 6/26/26 at 1:31 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
quote:
House SlowFlowPro - House Arryn - Obsessed with law, process, precedent, and proper procedure. They'd be the ones arguing succession rules while dragons are burning castles
Very accurate.
Posted on 6/26/26 at 1:32 pm to Fat Bastard
quote:
Stopped reading at SLO CUCK PRO.
BWAHAHAHAHHH.
What a shite list and exercise.
Posted on 6/26/26 at 1:32 pm to Bard
Impressive memory.
Conversely, I had forgotten how much I dislike you until you just reminded me.
Conversely, I had forgotten how much I dislike you until you just reminded me.
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