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"Excuse me, can you turn off the music?"

Posted on 6/5/26 at 10:56 pm
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
44172 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 10:56 pm

quote:

A Muslim passenger:
"Excuse me, can you turn off the music?"

The driver:
"Why?"

The passenger:
"Music is haram."

The driver:
"Why is music haram?"

The passenger:
"Because there was no music in the time of prophet Muhammad."

The driver:
"Well, get off then. There were no cars back then either. A camel will come pick you up."


quote:

Actually there was music back in the 7th century. Music goes way back in the OT even before Moses. Musical instruments are mentioned in the Psalms, related to private enjoyment and national festivals. Perhaps Mohammad did not like music.

Islam is not compatible with civil society.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104278 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:00 pm to
quote:

"Well, get off then. There were no cars back then either. A camel will come pick you up."


Perfect response
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
28152 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:01 pm to
quote:

Islam is not compatible with civil society.


Neither is Judaism, even moreso.
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
28152 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:01 pm to
Duplicate delete
This post was edited on 6/5/26 at 11:02 pm
Posted by theballguy
HSV (Dealing only in satire)
Member since Oct 2011
38032 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:02 pm to
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
17831 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:04 pm to
That is a very old joke.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
157637 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:05 pm to
There is a scene in Kubrick's Spartacus where musicians stroll through the bath house playing for the bathers



Posted by LSUbest
Coastal Plain
Member since Aug 2007
16574 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:05 pm to
quote:

That is a very old joke.


Don't be ageist.

It was a good joke.
Posted by RollingwiththeTide
Member since Oct 2020
6802 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:34 pm to
If I remember right the Prophet Muhammad was betrothed to a 6 year old and later married the child at age 9. Does she think kiddie diddlers should be allowed to run the streets today because Muhammad did it centuries ago?
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
34111 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:37 pm to
quote:

If I remember right the Prophet Muhammad was betrothed to a 6 year old and later married the child at age 9. Does she think kiddie diddlers should be allowed to run the streets today because Muhammad did it centuries ago?

What’s sad is they do.
Posted by RollingwiththeTide
Member since Oct 2020
6802 posts
Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:43 pm to
It’s like some of these people are stuck in time. They have never advanced with the times.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
44172 posts
Posted on 6/6/26 at 12:04 am to
quote:

Does she think kiddie diddlers should be allowed to run the streets today because Muhammad did it centuries ago?

That is EXACTLY what they all think.
Posted by djsdawg
Member since Apr 2015
41821 posts
Posted on 6/6/26 at 12:12 am to
quote:

Neither is Judaism, even moreso.


Another retard emerges
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
17831 posts
Posted on 6/6/26 at 12:30 am to
If a black person can’t be racist, then I can’t be ageist.

It is a good joke. It’s good to see it played out.
Posted by Wareagle1990
Member since May 2026
89 posts
Posted on 6/6/26 at 12:40 am to
The west has been bamboozled into supporting the Zionist wars and accepting the Muslim and Arab refugees that come as a consequence of these wars. Israel gets to expand its settlements and we get more multiculturalism
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