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"Excuse me, can you turn off the music?"
Posted on 6/5/26 at 10:56 pm
Posted on 6/5/26 at 10:56 pm
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A Muslim passenger:
"Excuse me, can you turn off the music?"
The driver:
"Why?"
The passenger:
"Music is haram."
The driver:
"Why is music haram?"
The passenger:
"Because there was no music in the time of prophet Muhammad."
The driver:
"Well, get off then. There were no cars back then either. A camel will come pick you up."
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Actually there was music back in the 7th century. Music goes way back in the OT even before Moses. Musical instruments are mentioned in the Psalms, related to private enjoyment and national festivals. Perhaps Mohammad did not like music.
Islam is not compatible with civil society.
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:00 pm to scrooster
quote:
"Well, get off then. There were no cars back then either. A camel will come pick you up."
Perfect response
Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:01 pm to scrooster
quote:
Islam is not compatible with civil society.
Neither is Judaism, even moreso.
Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:01 pm to scrooster
Duplicate delete
This post was edited on 6/5/26 at 11:02 pm
Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:02 pm to scrooster
Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:04 pm to scrooster
That is a very old joke.
Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:05 pm to scrooster
There is a scene in Kubrick's Spartacus where musicians stroll through the bath house playing for the bathers
Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:05 pm to wallowinit
quote:
That is a very old joke.
Don't be ageist.
It was a good joke.
Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:34 pm to scrooster
If I remember right the Prophet Muhammad was betrothed to a 6 year old and later married the child at age 9. Does she think kiddie diddlers should be allowed to run the streets today because Muhammad did it centuries ago?
Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:37 pm to RollingwiththeTide
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If I remember right the Prophet Muhammad was betrothed to a 6 year old and later married the child at age 9. Does she think kiddie diddlers should be allowed to run the streets today because Muhammad did it centuries ago?
What’s sad is they do.
Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:43 pm to dkreller
It’s like some of these people are stuck in time. They have never advanced with the times.
Posted on 6/6/26 at 12:04 am to RollingwiththeTide
quote:
Does she think kiddie diddlers should be allowed to run the streets today because Muhammad did it centuries ago?
That is EXACTLY what they all think.
Posted on 6/6/26 at 12:12 am to Tunasntigers92
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Neither is Judaism, even moreso.
Another retard emerges
Posted on 6/6/26 at 12:30 am to LSUbest
If a black person can’t be racist, then I can’t be ageist.
It is a good joke. It’s good to see it played out.
It is a good joke. It’s good to see it played out.
Posted on 6/6/26 at 12:40 am to scrooster
The west has been bamboozled into supporting the Zionist wars and accepting the Muslim and Arab refugees that come as a consequence of these wars. Israel gets to expand its settlements and we get more multiculturalism
Posted on 6/6/26 at 3:52 am to Kafka
When I hear the name Nero my mind pictures Peter Ustinov. He was great.
This post was edited on 6/6/26 at 8:59 am
Posted on 6/6/26 at 4:25 am to wallowinit
quote:
That is a very old joke.
It was new to me, dammit!
Posted on 6/6/26 at 7:14 am to scrooster
That guy should be doing stand up instead of driving a cab.
Posted on 6/6/26 at 7:54 am to scrooster
Posted on 6/6/26 at 7:59 am to Tunasntigers92
Found the retard!
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