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Dr. Jill Biden Wishes Every Latinx Citizen A Happy Cincway Du Marco
Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:40 pm
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—America's Hispanic population was treated to a very special speech today, in which First Lady Dr. Jill Biden wished all the Latinx people a happy "Cincway du Marco."
"Hola fellow Latinx!" said Dr. Jill Biden as she donned an authentic Mexican sombrero and shook a maraca. "We honor your intersectional brown bodies today! Si se puahdwe! Have a muy bueno Cincway du Marco! Yay!"
The socially distanced crowd of color then stood to their feet in rapturous applause, proud to be honored by a real live doctor.
After the speech, Dr. Jill Biden will treat detained migrants to a very special Zoom call in which she will wish them a happy holiday. She will then authorize one extra bowl of gruel for each detainee in honor of the very special day. She has also directed ICE agents to dress as Mexican vaqueros so everyone feels more at home.
Kamala Harris also announced she will finally be visiting the border as well, but sources reported she'll only be there to pick out a new cleaning lady.
Babylon Bee: The Most Trusted Name In Fake News
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Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:42 pm to L.A.
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Babylon Bee
You got me!
Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:42 pm to L.A.
Can she cure her husband of gonorrhea of the mouth?
Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:43 pm to L.A.
As far as political satire goes this one is pretty lame
Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:43 pm to L.A.
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Kamala Harris also announced she will finally be visiting the border as well, but sources reported she'll only be there to pick out a new cleaning lady.
Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:44 pm to GregMaddux
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Babylon Bee
You got me!
I mean, it doesn't read much different than the real tweet just posted here about her and Joe going to the Mexican market this morning.
Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:46 pm to L.A.
can you make any sense out of Biden? Biden statement
or cackle laugh kisses her husband with masks on
https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1389976057340592132?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
or cackle laugh kisses her husband with masks on
https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1389976057340592132?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
This post was edited on 5/5/21 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 5/5/21 at 1:15 pm to L.A.
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Kamala Harris also announced she will finally be visiting the border as well, but sources reported she'll only be there to pick out a new cleaning lady.
Posted on 5/5/21 at 1:34 pm to GregMaddux
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You got me!
ME TOO - they may go out of business trying to outdo this basket of idiocy.
Posted on 5/5/21 at 2:29 pm to L.A.
Reminds me of when Rowdy Roddy Piper had insulted so many Mexican wrestlers that he was forced to apologize.
After his sincere center ring apology to the Mexican fans he asked them to stand up while he played the Mexican national anthem on his bagpipes.
He then played La Cucaracha. They were not happy.
After his sincere center ring apology to the Mexican fans he asked them to stand up while he played the Mexican national anthem on his bagpipes.
He then played La Cucaracha. They were not happy.
Posted on 5/5/21 at 2:34 pm to L.A.
Cee Saw Pueduela!!
Posted on 5/5/21 at 10:23 pm to L.A.
If you didn't know any better and you read that Biden showed up to an event full of Hispanics and started playing Despacito on his cellphone you'd laugh and say "the Bee has done it again!!"
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