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re: Cracker Jacks go woke: say hello to Cracker Jill

Posted on 4/5/22 at 12:46 pm to
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
77399 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 12:46 pm to
Oh, JFC...
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103847 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 12:47 pm to
Will they now come with peanut butter added so that Cracker Jill can get Bingo to give her the big O?
Posted by MFn GIMP
Member since Feb 2011
23000 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

“Cracker Jack has been part of sports for over a century, as records were made and rules changed,” Mahal said. “We’ve been so inspired by how girls and women are changing the face of the game, so in this spirit we introduce Cracker Jill to show girls that they’re represented even in our most iconic snacks


I've never once thought of "Cracker Jacks" as being male and how soft are women that they need a female snack mascot to feel empowered? What in the world.
Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
22107 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 12:52 pm to
Great-another answer to a question no one asked
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8877 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 12:54 pm to
This is all to get people talking about a brand that really never gets talked about...So, objective completed on that front. As others have stated, at least they haven't gone full Aunt Jemima or Uncle Ben's. This also seems like a temporary promotion.
Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
11779 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 12:55 pm to
If your cracker jills have nuts then you got the special edition transgender version.
Posted by The Eric
Member since Sep 2008
24375 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 12:59 pm to
It’s time we all celebrate the barriers broken by women in sports.

Let’s salute Lea Thomas who has proven that the best women are actually men.

Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
19607 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

saying the move was aimed at celebrating “the women who break down barriers in sports.”


If this is the case, then they should have a dude in a skirt on their label because these are the only people "breaking down barriers" (and records) in women's sports.
Posted by saints5021
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2010
19516 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 1:06 pm to
Do people still eat that shite?
Posted by LsuFan_1955
Slidell, La
Member since Jul 2013
1911 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 1:09 pm to
Just another product on my do not buy list. frick them!
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127347 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 1:12 pm to
4, 5, 3, 2, 1
Posted by td1
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2015
3171 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 1:14 pm to
They should have just kept their mouth shut. Now the alphabet people are going to go after their sis gendered propaganda snacks.
Posted by Lsudx256
DFW
Member since Mar 2016
3461 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 1:16 pm to
Finally! This was the straw that that will break the back of white male supremacy.
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
28161 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 1:17 pm to
Cracka twat.
Posted by Oabafu
Wisconsin
Member since Jan 2022
1170 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 2:14 pm to
The 'woke' community is already screaming due to the fact that Lea has only gotten 64% of the sponsors that men get!

Posted by Oabafu
Wisconsin
Member since Jan 2022
1170 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 2:15 pm to
The 'woke' community is already screaming due to the fact that Lea has only gotten 64% of the sponsors that men get!

Posted by mark65mc
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
11531 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 2:19 pm to
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55919 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 2:32 pm to
Posted by Oabafu
Wisconsin
Member since Jan 2022
1170 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 2:34 pm to
Just picture all the 'woke' phat phuks you'll be seeing in a grocery store near you. Soo-weee, here Wal-Mart shoppers, Cracker Jills 80% off on aisles, 3, 4, and 5.....



Now think of the lawsuits cause 'woke' snacks made them FAT!!. Remember the californication fatties (sooo-weee, here pig-pig-pig) that sued Oreos?
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
39808 posts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

caramel-coated
I guess the focus groups didn't react well to "Cracker Jemima"?
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