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CDC Is Monitoring Local Residents Following Crash of Semi Carrying 100 CDC Test Monkeys
Posted on 1/23/22 at 10:04 pm
Posted on 1/23/22 at 10:04 pm
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A truck and trailer carrying about 100 monkeys collided with a dump truck Friday afternoon along Route 54 just off Interstate 80 near Danville, Pennsylvania.
Three monkeys escaped the crash. The monkeys were later reportedly “humanely euthanized.”
The CDC is now monitoring local residents for cold-like symptoms.
This is straight from the news:
quote:
I walk up back on the hill and this guy tells me, ‘Oh, he’s hauling cats. I said, ‘oh.’ So I go over to look in the crate and there’s this green cloth over it. So I peel it back, I stick my finger in there and go ‘kitty, kitty.’ It pops its head up and it’s a monkey,” Fallon said.
Fallon was contacted Saturday by the CDC and was told to monitor herself for any cold-like symptoms.
LINK
ZOMBIE MONKEY!
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Posted on 1/23/22 at 10:05 pm to Jjdoc
We are the government and here to help….
Posted on 1/23/22 at 10:24 pm to Jjdoc
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The CDC is now monitoring local residents for cold-like symptoms.
Cold-like symptoms followed by bleeding from the ears and eyes. Should be easy to spot.
Posted on 1/23/22 at 10:25 pm to Jjdoc
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Escaped monkeys
I saw that movie, but I only remember there being 12 of them
Posted on 1/23/22 at 10:28 pm to Jjdoc
So this is the next variant?
Posted on 1/23/22 at 10:33 pm to Jjdoc
Why would the CDC monitor locals for mere cold-like symptoms?
The monkeys were obviously infected with something much more serious than a cold.
Time to stock up on toilet paper again.
The monkeys were obviously infected with something much more serious than a cold.
Time to stock up on toilet paper again.
Posted on 1/23/22 at 10:40 pm to Jjdoc
It’s like they are trying to end us.
Posted on 1/23/22 at 10:51 pm to Jjdoc
Posted on 1/23/22 at 10:57 pm to Jjdoc
So, not the bee?
These past two years have honestly stunned me with how far past “outside the box” people are willing to accept.
These past two years have honestly stunned me with how far past “outside the box” people are willing to accept.
Posted on 1/23/22 at 10:58 pm to Willie Stroker
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Time to stock up on toilet paper again.
Posted on 1/23/22 at 11:00 pm to Jjdoc
Where is PETA when we need them to pickett the White House?
Oh thats right
They are DNC first
Oh thats right
They are DNC first
Posted on 1/23/22 at 11:03 pm to Jjdoc
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A truck and trailer carrying about 100 monkeys collided with a dump truck Friday afternoon...
Any MSM report of them, "walking into a bar" with a priest and rabbi?
Posted on 1/23/22 at 11:09 pm to Jjdoc
This is a Benny hill skit at this point.
Posted on 1/23/22 at 11:17 pm to JackieTreehorn
Why the frick would you transport them?
Do they have separate labs for infecting and testing?
Do they have separate labs for infecting and testing?
Posted on 1/23/22 at 11:23 pm to concrete_tiger
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Why the frick would you transport them?
How else are infected monkeys going to "escape" in a freak accident and spread the next "pandemic"??
Posted on 1/24/22 at 12:20 am to concrete_tiger
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Why the frick would you transport them? Do they have separate labs for infecting and testing?
One article I read said they were being transported from a lab to be quarantined. What I don’t understand is why they don’t quarantine at the lab.
Posted on 1/24/22 at 3:47 am to Jjdoc
Were they wearing a mask?
This post was edited on 1/24/22 at 3:48 am
Posted on 1/24/22 at 3:58 am to Jjdoc
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There are over 6,800 non-human primates housed at the Center which makes NIRC one of the largest primate center in the US. Active breeding and/or research holding programs exist for the following species:
I’ve always wondered what they did with all those monkeys in New Iberia. That’s where the primates will first attack. LINK
This post was edited on 1/24/22 at 4:00 am
Posted on 1/24/22 at 4:53 am to Jjdoc
So this is how they spread Covid 19 around the world.
Shipped infected monkeys to zoos and people caught it from them as they visited the zoo they were in.
Fascinating!!
Shipped infected monkeys to zoos and people caught it from them as they visited the zoo they were in.
Fascinating!!
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