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re: Canadian and Mexican joint invasion scenario?

Posted on 2/28/26 at 12:21 pm to
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33587 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 12:21 pm to
I love when people show their stupidity….
This post was edited on 2/28/26 at 12:22 pm
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
63200 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 12:21 pm to
Mexico has an army that the Texas National Guard could whip easily on its own

And any of the larger states on the northern border has a national guard that could handle a Canadian military


This is not a real scenario


Now, throw in Russian and Chinese air support in missile strikes from Russian and Chinese submarines?



No, Canada in Mexico still couldn’t even come close to occupying territory in the US, even with Chinese and Russian air support.

You would need 1 million Russian in Chinese troops on the ground in both Canada and Mexico for your scenario to be something that could even be feasible

Posted by BigD43
Member since Jun 2016
1431 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 12:22 pm to
Why do so many people downvote me when I say US and Canada should bury the hatchet?
Posted by VOR
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2009
68781 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 12:22 pm to
lol Reddit posts…
Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
7899 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 12:22 pm to
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lol would like them to try so we can take over two other countries with vast resources


Lotta blank space left on our calendar... Though I think Cuba is about to be penciled in for April.
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
14431 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

The basic scenario being outlined is that the Mexican army would invade Texas and take oil fields

I think the troops at Fort Bliss and Fort Hood would have a little something to say about that.
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
73049 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 12:23 pm to
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They would be slaughtered by the Seals


Just for clarification…..the animal seals would slaughter the Mexican navy.
Posted by Undertow
Member since Sep 2016
9128 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 12:23 pm to
The only way the US can lose a war against anyone is if we handle them with kid gloves. We could have easily wiped Vietnam or the Middle East off the map if we really wanted to.

Even in the most extreme example, USA vs. the world, I’m not so sure we would lose.
This post was edited on 2/28/26 at 12:30 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131521 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 12:25 pm to
Of course the redditards love the idea of canada and mexico invading
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
15941 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 12:31 pm to
Seattle here may be very left as an area but I know baws here that have an arsenal if needed.

I've lived in all those flashpoints on both sides and they wouldn't have a chance. The U.S. the hardest country in the world to conquer in a conventional war and if anyone has nuclear primacy it's America.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
15941 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 12:31 pm to
dp
This post was edited on 2/28/26 at 12:32 pm
Posted by prouddawg
Member since Sep 2024
9126 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 12:34 pm to
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I think just our Coast Guard would overwhelm the Navies and Airforce of both of those countries.


And what made it ashore could even be taken out by guardsmen & civilian baws
This post was edited on 2/28/26 at 12:35 pm
Posted by Wraytex
San Antonio - Gonzales
Member since Jun 2020
4014 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 12:35 pm to
Swat Reddit.
Posted by rtr72
Alabama
Member since Aug 2011
821 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 12:35 pm to
That have no Air Force, we have a 60 million man reserve army call hunters. Bring it on MFers
Posted by Jrv2damac
KS
Member since Mar 2004
73181 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 12:36 pm to
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Why do so many people downvote me when I say US and Canada should bury the hatchet?


We don’t have a problem with nor really give a damn about Canada. They’re the ones that want to act smug and talk shite when they are our subsidiary at best.

Posted by Narax
Member since Jan 2023
7899 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 12:38 pm to
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The U.S. the hardest country in the world to conquer in a conventional war and if anyone has nuclear primacy it's America.


Agreed, Russia, China, and the US are all impossible to conquer in conventional warfare with today's military sizes.

Even with WW2 sizes, the US was the only impossible one, the others came within a distance, but would have had forever guerilla wars.
Posted by Lynxrufus2012
Central Kentucky
Member since Mar 2020
19802 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 12:42 pm to
The Mexican Navy would be taken out by one Arleigh Burke. The Canadian Navy would be sunk by the USAF if no carriers are around.

The Texas National Guard would whip the Mexican Army.

The National Guards of multiple states would roll the Canadians back.

Then all hell breaks loose on both countries much to their detriment.

But hell, millions of armed Americans would also be wanting in on it.

The Kentucky Guard has a history of whipping arse in Canada. The Tennessee Guard would remember the Alamo.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
23272 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 12:44 pm to
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Isn’t that a toll bridge? Would cost a fortune to invade across that bridge.

The mere suggestion that Canada would invade through Detroit which is separated from Canada by water and only connected by a bridge and a tunnel is so dumb that it makes discussing it with the person who proposed it meaningless.

If they sent their entire army across those two points of transit we’d wait for them to cross and blow them up so they couldn’t support them so they’d have to surrender or we’d destroy them before they could cross and annihilate the units staged on the Canadian side using air, drone and missile strikes.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30096 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 12:49 pm to
Mexico can’t even keep the cartels at bay, and you think they can get control of San Diego?
Posted by White Tiger
Dallas
Member since Jul 2007
15737 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 12:49 pm to
Are you stoned or just stupid?
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