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California vs Texas — The Coyote Principle
Posted on 3/20/23 at 6:55 pm
Posted on 3/20/23 at 6:55 pm
California
The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the Governor.
The Governor starts to intervene, but then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote awareness program” for residents of the area.
The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training regarding the nature of coyotes.
PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.
Texas
The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
The buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.
The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the Governor.
The Governor starts to intervene, but then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote awareness program” for residents of the area.
The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training regarding the nature of coyotes.
PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.
Texas
The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
The buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.
Posted on 3/20/23 at 6:57 pm to CalDawg
quote:
The Governor of Texas is jogging
Really? the guy that had a tree fall on him?
Posted on 3/20/23 at 6:59 pm to CalDawg
quote:
The Governor of Texas is jogging
This post was edited on 3/20/23 at 7:01 pm
Posted on 3/20/23 at 6:59 pm to CalDawg
quote:
The Governor of Texas is jogging
Not medically possible.
Posted on 3/20/23 at 7:02 pm to CalDawg
quote:
The Governor of Texas is jogging
Hand jogging is lit
Posted on 3/20/23 at 7:03 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
.50 for a hollow point.
Governor getting a sweetheart deal on ammo.
Governor getting a sweetheart deal on ammo.
Posted on 3/20/23 at 7:05 pm to CalDawg
well said my friend not gonna lie made laugh out loud
Posted on 3/20/23 at 7:22 pm to CalDawg
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Texas
Slick Rick shot that brush puppy dead.
Posted on 3/20/23 at 7:31 pm to CalDawg
quote:
The Governor of Texas is jogging
Umm
Posted on 3/20/23 at 7:45 pm to CalDawg
Our governor cant jog but solid way to make the CA / TX comparison.
Posted on 3/20/23 at 7:47 pm to CalDawg
When did you see this on Facebook?
Posted on 3/20/23 at 8:30 pm to FATBOY TIGER
With a Ruger LCP,
.380 auto
.380 auto
Posted on 3/20/23 at 8:59 pm to CalDawg
quote:The right can't write.
The Governor of Texas is jogging
Posted on 3/20/23 at 9:03 pm to CalDawg
quote:Who wants to tell him?
The Governor of Texas is jogging
Posted on 3/20/23 at 9:11 pm to Taxing Authority
Posted on 3/20/23 at 9:16 pm to CalDawg
quote:
The Governor of Texas is jogging
O-we-o...
Posted on 3/20/23 at 9:39 pm to CalDawg
He's talking about Rick Perry you retards
Posted on 3/21/23 at 12:14 am to Epaminondas
That gif made me lose it lol
Posted on 3/21/23 at 7:20 am to TigerFox
I remember Rick Perry was so promising for president until he forgot his third talking point.
At this point, I feel rather confident he's a GOPe candidate.
At this point, I feel rather confident he's a GOPe candidate.
Posted on 3/21/23 at 8:02 am to DamnGood86
quote:
With a Ruger
Fine weapon.
I have a Ruger Ranch Rifle, not a finer varmint weapon made.
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