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BRUTAL ad against James Talarico PERFECTLY exposing him as the Weirdo he is.
Posted on 5/27/26 at 11:31 am
Posted on 5/27/26 at 11:31 am
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Posted on 5/27/26 at 11:36 am to The Torch
Dems have zero chance in that race. Those positions will definitely turn off a large part of the Hispanic vote and they will just either not vote, or vote for Paxton.
Posted on 5/27/26 at 11:37 am to The Torch
quote:
Republicans are running a BRUTAL new ad against James Talarico (D) to elect Paxton, PERFECTLY exposing Talarico as the weirdo leftist he is
- God is "non-binary"
- 6 sexes
- "Non-meat campaign"
- "Reckoning with whiteness"
That's right, make people own his perversions.
Posted on 5/27/26 at 11:39 am to The Torch
Powerbottom agrees with James in the 6 sexes
Posted on 5/27/26 at 11:46 am to The Torch
That's who NIH is voting for.
but also 
but really
but also but really 
Posted on 5/27/26 at 11:48 am to The Torch
If that dude wins... in Texas, we might actually be entering The End Times. And I'm not even very religious.
Posted on 5/27/26 at 11:58 am to The Torch
That ad, and talking points alone, lost him the election. By a lot.
Posted on 5/27/26 at 11:59 am to The Torch
They’ve actually found a candidate worse than Beto to run.
It’s madness.
It’s madness.
Posted on 5/27/26 at 12:04 pm to The Torch
"He's fighting for all 6 genders..."
Posted on 5/27/26 at 12:10 pm to The Torch
I'd love to see the people who are putting the Spencer Pratt campaign ads together zero in on this weirdo. It would be epic.
Posted on 5/27/26 at 12:20 pm to The Torch
The beauty of it is that it is not a slanderous or AI made up ad. Those are his own words, and they are not taken out of context. No way he wins TX..
Posted on 5/27/26 at 12:46 pm to The Torch
It's no Pratt ad.
Posted on 5/27/26 at 12:50 pm to The Torch
That was a damn fine ad!
Keep'em coming!
Keep'em coming!
Posted on 5/27/26 at 12:50 pm to Godfather1
He's actually Beto's nephew, and I hear he's going up north to elope with that Platner dumbshit.
Posted on 5/27/26 at 12:55 pm to Narax
He'd be right at home in Oregon, fighting for ALL animals to not be harmed, killed or eaten and cutting a tree while wearing a MAGA hat will get you a life sentence.
Posted on 5/27/26 at 12:57 pm to SDVTiger
Powerbottom is either James Talarico himself or has had relations with him/it/they.
Posted on 5/27/26 at 1:18 pm to SallysHuman
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The Script: "Preacher James"
[VISUAL:]
The ad opens with shaky, vertical iPhone footage. Paxton is standing directly in front of the Texas State Capitol, wearing oversized sunglasses, a heavy crystal chain, and looking directly into the lens. The audio is slightly windy, completely unproduced.
PAXTON:
"What is up, Texas? Look at this beautiful building behind me. Gorgeous, right? Inside of it sits State Representative James Talarico. 'Preacher James.' The guy who loves to go on TV and give you these beautiful, rhyming, dramatic speeches about morals and public schools. He sounds like an angel, right? It’s honestly a great performance. If politics doesn't work out, the guy has a massive career in theater."
[VISUAL CUT:]
Fast, jarring glitch-edit to an over-the-top, cinematic AI-generated sequence. The sky turns a dark, apocalyptic red over a Texas suburb. An AI caricature of Talarico—wearing a pristine, glowing halo but completely blindfolded—is floating above a line of regular Texans struggling at a gas pump.
Paxton (Voiceover, shifting to intense, rapid-fire reality-TV narration):
"But let's look at what 'Saint James' is actually doing while he’s lecturing you from his moral high ground. He’s raising twenty-seven million dollars from massive coastal elites to fund his DC ambitions. Twenty-seven million! While you're paying double for groceries and watching the border cave in, James is treating his Senate run like a Hollywood red carpet event."
[VISUAL CUT:]
Back to the vertical smartphone video. Paxton pulls his sunglasses down, leaning closely into the camera lens with pure, unedited outrage.
PAXTON:
"He says he hates the 'billionaire class,' but he's using their playbook to buy his way into Washington. It’s a total joke. He doesn't live in the reality of the policies he votes for. He just wants to look good on your timeline. Texas doesn't need another smooth-talking influencer in a suit telling us how to live our lives. We need someone who actually sees the mess and wants to clear it out."
[VISUAL CUT:]
A final flash of AI slop: A giant cowboy boot crushing a podium covered in microphones. Bold, un-stylized text flashes across the screen: KEN PAXTON: NO MORE SPEECHES. JUST REALITY.
I simply asked AI to create a "Spencer Pratt" style ad for Ken Paxton to use against James Talarico. I got the quoted response above after 6 seconds.
Here is Ken Paxton's latest:
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Posted on 5/27/26 at 1:24 pm to The Torch
The stupid assed Dems are running an anti-oil, anti-ranching candidate in Texas! Then add all the rest of his inane faggotry as icing on the shite-cake and he may lose in the largest landslide in state history.
Posted on 5/27/26 at 1:27 pm to The Torch
My only criticism is that it is too long and slow to get to the points.
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