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re: Army allowing beards now.

Posted on 3/29/24 at 7:43 pm to
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
72202 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 7:43 pm to
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How long does it take to squeal like a bitch and empty a magazine?


About half a second...

Posted by umrebel2009
Member since Feb 2010
7292 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 7:45 pm to
also loosened the policy on female penises
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27014 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 7:50 pm to
Jesus. Could you imagine holding a rifle while it fired 30 30 cal rounds in 0.5 seconds. If such a thing existed. Would your collarbone be dust? Would the blast knock you out?
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20912 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 7:56 pm to
Um, this is for his Majesty's Armed Forces in the UK.

Posted by Semper Gumby
Member since Dec 2021
289 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 8:16 pm to
Allowing beards won’t move the needle. We need to get back to a military that is a rough and rowdy gun club. We need men with grit that scare the frick out of our enemies. If we promote that alone, our ranks would be full and there’d be a waiting list. No young patriot with fight in him wants to sit in a fricking auditorium and have a soft pogue drone on about DEI and other peoples’ feelings. I hate what these pussies have done to our military. It’s an embarrassment. We need the aforementioned type leading our nation as well.
This post was edited on 3/29/24 at 8:18 pm
Posted by BayouBaw84
Thibodaux
Member since Oct 2016
1175 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 10:42 pm to
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It's not the U.S. Army, shite for brains.
oh well. My statement is still correct. Army is full of losers.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25737 posts
Posted on 3/30/24 at 12:16 am to
In the US military, you can just claim to be a Norse Heathan.
Posted by JimEverett
Member since May 2020
208 posts
Posted on 3/30/24 at 1:00 am to
Easier for devout Muslims to get in
Posted by jlc05
Member since Nov 2005
32894 posts
Posted on 3/30/24 at 1:18 am to
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i hope someone posts the youtube video of them trying to survive a gas or chemical weapons attack. i know its hard to believe they would be so rude, but they wont stop and wait for you to finish shaving first, before the try to kill you.
This shite is way overplayed.

Tell us about your Chemical Corps expertise.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
72202 posts
Posted on 3/30/24 at 7:20 am to
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Chemical Corps


Everyone fights to be relevant...
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
18449 posts
Posted on 3/30/24 at 8:19 am to
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Also, what is a man?
Our newest supreme court justice wouldn't be able to answer cause she ain't a biologist.
Posted by jlc05
Member since Nov 2005
32894 posts
Posted on 3/30/24 at 8:48 am to
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Chemical Corps
Everyone fights to be relevant...

So you are clueless then.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
14060 posts
Posted on 3/30/24 at 9:01 am to
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Clearly a play to get Aloha Snackbars.

Not really. Even Police Departments are loosening their beard/tattoo policies. Once one department did it to give themselves an edge in recruiting, many others followed suit, including my own. We found that we were missing out on some very good applicants, particularly veterans, that were choosing to go to the departments that allowed them.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
72202 posts
Posted on 3/30/24 at 9:13 am to
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So you are clueless then.


Keep fighting, sport.
Posted by jlc05
Member since Nov 2005
32894 posts
Posted on 3/30/24 at 9:14 am to
Bless your heart
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
72202 posts
Posted on 3/30/24 at 9:15 am to
You tried.
Posted by Paytonisablowhard
Member since Feb 2024
168 posts
Posted on 3/30/24 at 10:08 am to
New strategic plan, kill our enemies with laughter.

Go in to an Islamic country have a 6'6 chick with a dick, double d titties, a full beard, short skirt, high heels and shouts their pronouns when they kick your door in. Then after the mission is over they go back to their inclusive lactation room
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27625 posts
Posted on 3/30/24 at 10:21 am to
Because facial hair is the problem?
Posted by Espritdescorps
Member since Nov 2020
1242 posts
Posted on 3/30/24 at 10:42 am to
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Gas, gas, gas O shite


Exactly. Thin the herd
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19551 posts
Posted on 3/30/24 at 11:02 am to
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Did anyone besides me bother reading the article?

They’re talking about the freaking BRITISH Army.


I was looking for this very fricking response.
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