U.F. does a study and finds out how to avoid alligator attacks.

That’s the happiest looking alligator that I’ve ever seen.

Basically, stay away from alligators.
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Sounds like one of those projects the “most educated cohort” aka black women would present in class and we would all sit there shocked at how stupid they sounded and wonder how they even made it into college.

Of course the twerp professor would then celebrate her like the intelligent queen she was while ripping others to shreds with questions.

In the abstract of the paper, there's a paragraph that points to dropping a Macho Man elbow directly on top of the alligator's head and how this can also be a deterrent.

How to avoid being attacked, robbed, or murdered by blacks?

My non funded, free, study result: stay away from blacks.

So, logically, the UF study findings apply to most dangerous things that attack.

Examples:
Hornets
Tigers
Snakes
Pit Bulls
Convenience stores in shady areas after midnight
Liberals
Etc………

What about the other 4%? Back porches?

Years ago I had a boss that was born and raised in the Okefenokee Swamp. He had some home movies. They were of his nearly 80 year old mother beating a huge gator in the head with a broom. This was to shoo him off her back porch. It worked. The gator left like he was being chased by a bigger gator. .

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What about the other 4%? Back porches?

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That's just the margin of error.