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Snapping Turtles are on the loose, be careful
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:35 am
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:35 am
Found one trespassing in my backyard yesterday in front of my dogs kennel. I think he was looking for blood. Dude had an alligator like tail. Bought the size of a volleyball. Mean arse temper. Could he have bit me if i picked his shell up from the back?
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:36 am to Chad504boy
Soup or something else?
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:44 am to Chad504boy
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:47 am to weisertiger
meh, i can't come around to eating a turtle.
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:51 am to Chad504boy
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meh, i can't come around to eating a turtle.
I bet you eat pork. Ever been to a pig farm? Makes a turtle look like freaking culinary royalty.
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:52 am to Chad504boy
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meh, i can't come around to eating a turtle.
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:54 am to Chad504boy
once i was swimming across turtle creek,man them turtles snapping at my feet,it sure was hard swimming cross that thing...
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:54 am to Chad504boy
If you want to get rid of snapping turtles, get an otter.
Of course, the otter will then eat all your fish. But still, he will eat the snapping turtles first.
Of course, the otter will then eat all your fish. But still, he will eat the snapping turtles first.
Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:56 am to Chad504boy
grab the bastard behind the head. He cant get you.
Posted on 3/12/13 at 12:02 pm to Chad504boy
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Could he have bit me if i picked his shell up from the back?
Hold him up by the tale and he cant bite you....unless you hold him too close to your leg.
Posted on 3/12/13 at 12:03 pm to Teyeger
he's pretty scary though, i probably would have ended up dropping him and running away.
Posted on 3/12/13 at 12:10 pm to wickowick
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once i was swimming across turtle creek,man them turtles snapping at my feet,it sure was hard swimming cross that thing...
wit both my hands on my ding-a-ling.
Posted on 3/12/13 at 12:10 pm to Chad504boy
Let one of them frickers venture into my yard. His arse will be in a pot by sundown
Posted on 3/12/13 at 12:12 pm to Chad504boy
quote:So much wrong with this. Tis a very tasty beast.
meh, i can't come around to eating a turtle
Posted on 3/12/13 at 12:13 pm to DonChowder
Way better than a frickin nasty arse alligator
Posted on 3/12/13 at 12:13 pm to DonChowder
how does one cook turtle?
Posted on 3/12/13 at 12:14 pm to Chad504boy
Same way as everything else on earth.
Onions, roux, rice
Onions, roux, rice
Posted on 3/12/13 at 12:14 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Way better than a frickin nasty arse alligator
White meat or dark meat? I like jaw meat, the rest is just ok.
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